Horrible Wrestling Hair that you Unabashedly Love/Appreciate

[camphor #BLM]

Bring whatever you want to this thread: Roadwarrior knockoffs, stuff where you can argue "Well, at the TIME it was ok...", whatever.

BUT BRING PICTURES    (And bonus points for explaining the genius of the 'do).

And on that note:


The Genius, Lanny Poffo, and his Billowy, Tassel-Encumbered Mullet and Rikerbeard!

There's just something so awkward and claustrophobic about "big floofy mullet, mortarboard hat, giant dangly tassel, huge voluminous robes."  It's so crowded and stringy that I hope he never had to wrestle in temperatures in excess of 65 degrees Fahrenheit.

Yes, this Poffo's prodigious intellect figured out how to cram all the punchability of a Little Lord Fauntleroy into a dark-haired 6-foot-tall muscular athlete, and I think the hair's a big part of that achievement!

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I always had a soft spot for Brother YASSHI's dreads. 

[Alice Syndrome]

The weird back of the head Mohawk that Minoru Suzuki had before his Hair vs Hair match, purely because imagine anyone in Japan who isn't a wrestling fan walking down a street and seeing that glorious nonsense.

[CMWaters]

Horrible in any setting other than wrestling and punk rock concerts:

[Mozenrath]

Road Dogg looked like a complete idiot, but I can't imagine him without the haircut in the late 90s.

[toodarkmark]

I think about Meng's afro often.

[Mozenrath]

Aug 1, 2020 20:41:53 GMT -5 toodarkmark said:

I think about Meng's afro often.

That was genuinely pretty badass.

[BlackoutCreature]

Aug 1, 2020 20:41:53 GMT -5 toodarkmark said:

I think about Meng's afro often.

This thread is about appreciating horrible wrestling hair, not awesome wrestling hair.

[johnnyk9]

Mike Knox

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Hawk's weird inverse mohawk/monk tonsure was certainly a look

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Becky Lynch at WrestleMania 33, and her f***ing neon orange Cheeto dreadlocks (that she spent the entire day between the Hall Of Fame and WrestleMania getting it done, then the entire day backstage at RAW getting it undone).

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Flyin' Brian's 80's/early 90's poodle cut.  He actually looks like my mom's poodle. 

[camphor #BLM]

I went looking for pictures of Undertaker's "scalp-marker mohawk", and discovered a disturbing visual similarity when he's filmed from an unflattering angle...

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I kinda dug Braun's mullet. Can't really find a good picture, but it made him look like an old school hoss.

Aug 2, 2020 13:05:48 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Becky Lynch at WrestleMania 33, and her f***ing neon orange Cheeto dreadlocks (that she spent the entire day between the Hall Of Fame and WrestleMania getting it done, then the entire day backstage at RAW getting it undone).

Man, that was such a horrible look.