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Post by emoney3265 on Apr 25, 2007 20:14:56 GMT -5
I think I remember you saying this last week or so too. I did, and I'll mention it again. I cannot tell you how upsetting it was for me that the smell had to ruin my chance to enjoy the magnificent vision that sat next to me. As a married man, I can only window-shop. Therefore, when I window-shop, I want to look at all the really nice stuff that I can never get. Know what I mean? Well... no because I'm 17 and not married. But yea I do understand where you are coming from. Everyone looks at stuff they can't get. Hence the reason for porn. |
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 25, 2007 20:19:44 GMT -5
That is one orange chick. That said, I'd hit it. Edit: I'd ask the question if there are actually dudes out there that don't know a lil dab'll do ya on body spray/cologne etc.. but I know there are. she is my orange goblin |
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Apr 25, 2007 21:14:07 GMT -5
Dude, that girl in the commercial could [censored] me with a [censored] until I [censored] in my [censored] and all over the [censored] until [censored] became [censored] [censored] [censored] tuna sandwich [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] three-toed sloth [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] last Thursday [censored] [censored] Mickey Rooney [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] hammer toe. They could make that the only commercial on TV, and I wouldn't complain. But that's just me; your mileage may vary. ;D yeah I fully agree with this message. but add some more [censored}'s and whip cream, a gibbon and 4 trollies. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 25, 2007 21:27:19 GMT -5
Women can go overboard as well. A couple of weeks ago I was in the library and a very beautiful girl sat down at the station next to me. She had so much perfume on that I literally got sick to my stomach. I had to leave before I puked. I think I remember you saying this last week or so too. We have this guidance counselor at school. Well she is basically a tramp because she flirts with like every guy she sees. WE ARE STUDENTS in an guys school. This is high school. Is she hot? |
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Post by emoney3265 on Apr 25, 2007 21:46:51 GMT -5
I think I remember you saying this last week or so too. We have this guidance counselor at school. Well she is basically a tramp because she flirts with like every guy she sees. WE ARE STUDENTS in an guys school. This is high school. Is she hot? She's an overweight ugly piece of sh*t. Probably 35-40 years old. Nasty I tell ya. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 25, 2007 21:50:50 GMT -5
She's an overweight ugly piece of sh*t. Probably 35-40 years old. Nasty I tell ya. Damn |
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Post by emoney3265 on Apr 25, 2007 21:53:21 GMT -5
She's an overweight ugly piece of sh*t. Probably 35-40 years old. Nasty I tell ya. Damn I'd show a pic but it's probably nasty I assume. I'm assuming because it's off the school's website and I don't want to look. Plus that's illegal in a way. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 25, 2007 21:56:28 GMT -5
I'd show a pic but it's probably nasty I assume. I'm assuming because it's off the school's website and I don't want to look. Plus that's illegal in a way. Please don't. |
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Post by emoney3265 on Apr 25, 2007 21:58:29 GMT -5
I'd show a pic but it's probably nasty I assume. I'm assuming because it's off the school's website and I don't want to look. Plus that's illegal in a way. Please don't. Haha no worries... I won't even look. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 25, 2007 22:04:44 GMT -5
Haha no worries... I won't even look. Thank you. |
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 25, 2007 22:06:59 GMT -5
I think big girls are hot. I'm game.
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Post by emoney3265 on Apr 25, 2007 22:30:36 GMT -5
I think big girls are hot. I'm game. Go to Moeller.org and look for the teacher/faculty Dorsey. |
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 25, 2007 22:48:23 GMT -5
I think big girls are hot. I'm game. Go to Moeller.org and look for the teacher/faculty Dorsey. Checked it out....the Yearbook gallery is down. So I couldn't see a picture of her. |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Apr 26, 2007 0:48:57 GMT -5
In retrospect, that'd have probably been a smarter thing to put against the screen, but, no  You didn't get a static electric shock, did you? That would have hurt. In the words of Tyson Tomko, NO. ;D |
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 26, 2007 1:44:39 GMT -5
I think big girls are hot. I'm game. Go to Moeller.org and look for the teacher/faculty Dorsey. She don't look that bad |
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 26, 2007 4:30:30 GMT -5
Go to Moeller.org and look for the teacher/faculty Dorsey. She don't look that bad He's biased. He pulled out of the glide path before he could even see the runway. That's why his callsign is "Skittish Kitty"... |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Apr 26, 2007 9:22:26 GMT -5
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Post by The Wraith on Apr 26, 2007 9:55:44 GMT -5
WEEEEEE WILLLLLLLLLLLL, WEEEEEEEEEEE WILLLLLLLLLLLL, ROWSDOWER!
SING IT!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Apr 26, 2007 11:02:36 GMT -5
I think the biggest problem is the idea of "hot = sale".
Do you REALLY go out and buy this stuff because you think beautiful women are going to tackle you to the ground?
It's a b*lls**t tactic to get horny males to buy their products and I'm just tired of watching these stupid, vapid commercials.
I used to say "Damn, I'm overanalyzing these commercials" until every other friggin commercial was similar in pitch or idiocy.
"Spongebob No Pants"? A real wholesome family restaurant and quite the commercial you want your kids to see.
Advertisers don't think much of our society, friends.
Turn on your TV and really look at these commercials some time.
It's isn't over anylizing if something strikes you as wrong at first glance.
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 26, 2007 11:07:13 GMT -5
I think the biggest problem is the idea of "hot = sale". Do you REALLY go out and buy this stuff because you think beautiful women are going to tackle you to the ground? It's a b*lls**t tactic to get horny males to buy their products and I'm just tired of watching these stupid, vapid commercials. I used to say "Damn, I'm overanalyzing these commercials" until every other friggin commercial was similar in pitch or idiocy. "Spongebob No Pants"? A real wholesome family restaurant and quite the commercial you want your kids to see. Advertisers don't think much of our society, friends. Turn on your TV and really look at these commercials some time. It's isn't over anylizing if something strikes you as wrong at first glance. I've heard people call the "Spongebob nopants" commercial "cute". I've then always asked them, in as civil a tone as I could manage, "What about a grown man, in the bathtub, making a three-year-old level joke, is cute?" The answer? NOTHING. That commercial sucks, pure and simple. I'd call it retarded, but that would be an offense to retarded people. |
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