Another "Describe the plot of a movie " thread, but,,

[Hit Girl]

Donald Trump and Darth Vader try to help James Bond and Dr Alan Grant steal a Soviet submarine.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Spider-Man and his crew of intrepid explorers – Lex Luthor, Judge Dredd, Gamora, John Lennon, Spike Spiegel, Kyle Reese, and Typhoid Mary – must stop RoboCop and Julian Assange's conspiracy to start a war.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

First Officer Chekov and his punk band see a murder and neo-nazi drug lord Captain Picard tries to kill them to cover it up.

[fw91]

After a rough night that they can’t remember, Kelso and Stifler try to locate their automobile but keep getting caught it up in random hijynx.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Lord Voldemort deals in dreams. Formerly an LAPD vice cop, he now deals in illegal 'squid' recordings – recordings made directly from the cerebral cortex of the participant, which allow the viewer to feel and experience everything the participant experiences as if they were there. One of life's perpetual losers, he ekes out a lonely, miserable existence at the end of the millennium, still pathetically yearning for his beautiful ex-girlfriend Audrey Griswold, a former prostitute-turned-rock singer, and is dependent on his friend, limo driver and bodyguard Tina Turner, who both loves him unquestioningly and despairs for him completely in equal measure.

But Voldemort's life is about to be shattered; when he is anonymously sent the recording of the brutal rape and murder of a prostitute he is acquainted with, he and Tina soon find themselves reluctantly embroiled in a dark web of murder, blackmail and intrigue amid the civil unrest surrounding the suspicious death of influential, politically active rap singer, Timmy Rawlins.

Assisted by his best friend, sleazy P.I. Pete Rose, and clip dealer Spike Koopa, Voldemort and Tina are soon running from Audrey's brutal manager, Sir Guy of Gisbourne, and Wilson Fisk and The Shredder, a pair of menacing police officers, as they try to uncover the connection between the two and stay alive long enough to see in the millennium.

[Sir Woodrow]

Conan the Barbarian & Beatrix Kiddo cause mayhem and only Danny Ocean, D'Artagnan & Cher Horowitz can stop them

[Alexander The So-so]

Traumatized by the death of his parents, Patrick Bateman receives training from Qui-Gon Jinn so he can become a violent vigilante. However, Patrick turns on Qui-Gon when the latter initiates a plan that is too violent even for him. With the help of Dracula, Patrick Bateman must put a stop to Qui-Gonn and the society of warriors he leads.

[wildojinx]

Mork from Ork has a creepy obsession with Harvey Birdman's family.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

Gertie, O=Ren Ishii and Sigmund Freud are a trio who work for Blake Carrington with the help of Ernie McCracken

[jimmyjackezekiel]

Nathan Drake gets scammed and screwed over by one of the gay cowboys from Brokeback Mountain.

[Nr1Humanoid]

Mufasa tortures Indiana Jones before encasing him in carbonite.

Batman believes he kills the Joker with an ax.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Noble general Jor-El is enslaved after the Joker murders Albus Dumbledore and becomes Emperor. Aided by Queen Hippolyta and Shazam, Jor-El fights to win his freedom and avenge his family.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

There's trouble in Tombstone when Snake Plissken and his brothers, Thunderbolt Ross and William Hudson, and his best friend, Jim Morrison, run afoul of a group of outlaws led by Jim Jones, Kyle Reese, and Stonewall Jackson. Plissken's life is further complicated by the arrival of a beautiful actress, Lois Lane, who immediately sets her sights on the legendary lawman.

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

Captain America makes a bet with Lloyd Christmas that he can woo Supergirls sister while Jimmy Olsen and Private Hirschberg try to get laid before they graduate. Also the Yellow Galaxy Ranger walks around naked.

[Milkman Norm]

Rocket joins a carnival run by Green Goblin. He later tries to use skills learned there in partnership with Hel with serious consequences.