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Post by wildojinx on Oct 5, 2020 20:03:24 GMT -5
,,in this one, we describe the plot using the names of the main characters OTHER roles. For example, No Holds Barred:
Thunderlips takes on Deebo.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Oct 5, 2020 20:40:10 GMT -5
Qui-Gon Jinn, with the assistance of Gandhi, secretly uses his influence & money to save Jews from a concentration camp run by Lord Voldermort.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Oct 5, 2020 20:49:22 GMT -5
Captain America and The Shoveler team up to save Vicki Vale from The Transporter. Invisible Woman has a small part as Cap's love interest.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 5, 2020 20:51:59 GMT -5
Tasked by Galactic President Zeus and General Leon Kowalski, John McClane must help Katinka Ingaborgovinanana find four elemental stones in order to ward off the ultimate evil before Sirius Black reaches them. They are assisted in their task by Bilbo Baggins and James Carter.
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Post by genericusername on Oct 5, 2020 20:53:01 GMT -5
King Arthur kills Ned Stark.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Oct 5, 2020 20:59:44 GMT -5
Charlie.Chaplin exposes Gandhi as a fraud. Mike from Neighbours is the real villain.
Woody from Toy Story gets AIDS and is fired. Puss in Boots looks after him whilst Malcolm X gets justice for him.
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Post by camphor #BLM on Oct 5, 2020 20:59:56 GMT -5
Sidebar: I think this is how 80% of people describe Arnold Schwarzenegger movie plots, except instead of other-role-names, they just refer to him as "Arnold."
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 5, 2020 21:05:01 GMT -5
Malcolm X and Lex Luthor fight for control of a nuclear submarine. Also starring Tony Soprano and Aragorn.
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 5, 2020 21:06:05 GMT -5
While investigating the death of a rock star, Hank Pym gets involved in a relationship with the lead suspect, Lori Quaid.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Oct 5, 2020 21:09:31 GMT -5
The Riddler is in love with Ramona Flowers. Harry Potter’s farting corpse helps him talk to women better.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Oct 5, 2020 21:11:34 GMT -5
Ferris Bueller is a computer wiz who nearly starts a nuclear war.
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Oct 5, 2020 21:14:13 GMT -5
Rocky Maivia is a movie star, but has amnesia. He befriends adult film star Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Also it's a dystopian future at world war.
A member of NSync fought in that war (and it wasn't JC Chasez.)
Vizzini inconceivably plays a Marxist foreign leader.
Also, Rock almost gets into a fight with Stone Cold Steve Austin.
And The Rock is married to Rapunzel.
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 5, 2020 21:16:07 GMT -5
Frank Dux must prevent Gomez Addams from taking over the world.
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Post by genericusername on Oct 5, 2020 21:18:38 GMT -5
Conan has his memory wiped by Dick jones to infiltrate a rebel cell.
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Oct 5, 2020 21:20:23 GMT -5
Ferris Bueller is a computer wiz who nearly starts a nuclear war. Then he has to somehow stop a giant nuclear lizard from laying eggs all over a metropolitan city (but he does have the help of quite a few Simpsons characters.) All the while, he has to try to avoid Vanilla Ice who once installed his cable TV. |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Oct 5, 2020 21:20:30 GMT -5
The Six Fingered Man, Lenny & Ned Flanders tour the county to support their new album.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 5, 2020 21:20:45 GMT -5
Batman murders the Joker while talking about the merits of Huey Lewis and the News, before embarking on a spree of sex and murder as the Green Goblin tries to discover if everything about him is as it seems.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Oct 5, 2020 21:24:09 GMT -5
Mozart is a f***-up. Ulysses S Grant agrees to help him.
John Wick marries Stef from The Goonies. He helps her brother, The Joker to deal with his masturbation habit.
Clara Clayton and Navin R Johnson are happily married.
Dark Helmet’s wife leaves him.
The whole thing is directed by Richie Cunningham.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 5, 2020 21:25:51 GMT -5
When David Helfgott and his motley crew of cursed pirates kidnap Anna Karenina, Legolas enlists the help of Edward Scissorhands to rescue her.
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 5, 2020 21:29:00 GMT -5
Ok, one more: The Tooth Fairy and The Mechanic must team up to take on a cybernetic Roland Deschain, with help from Roman Reigns.
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