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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 2, 2021 9:07:10 GMT -5
Name a more iconic pair than lap 1 and a safety car
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Post by Gecko on May 2, 2021 9:14:27 GMT -5
The best way to describe the rear brakes of a F1 car are like the arms of a T-Rex. Crofty is having fun on commentary this year.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 2, 2021 9:15:06 GMT -5
Back to green.
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Post by Gecko on May 2, 2021 9:17:59 GMT -5
Norris is becoming somebody to pay attention to every race.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 2, 2021 9:26:45 GMT -5
Yuki getting his last track limit warning a quarter of the way into the race.
Spend more time on the simulator, man!
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 2, 2021 9:27:49 GMT -5
"Nikita Mazepin is still running" pretty much sums up his career so far.
I don't think Mahaveer would have done any worse.
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Post by cornettesracket on May 2, 2021 9:38:20 GMT -5
And this could be become a coronation for the mercs. After such a promising start with red bull.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 2, 2021 10:10:54 GMT -5
Sergio Perez as he tries to lap Mazepin: “This f***in’ idiot”
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 2, 2021 10:12:05 GMT -5
Imagine getting 6 blue flags and still being an idiot.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 2, 2021 10:12:42 GMT -5
Imagine getting 6 blue flags and still being an idiot. Slapjack: “At least I’m not him”
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 2, 2021 10:18:55 GMT -5
And the award for "most pointless time penalty in history" goes to...
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 2, 2021 10:19:59 GMT -5
Five second time penalty for Mazepin, which given that he’s already a minute behind just his own teammate let alone the rest of the field, makes literally no difference. But nobody cares as long as the cheques keep clearing.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 2, 2021 10:29:16 GMT -5
Welcome to the rare instance where not only is the last placed person lapped twice by the front runners, but also once by most of the backmarkers
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 2, 2021 10:39:01 GMT -5
Hamilton wins it in Portugal, getting ever closer to that 100th career F1 win.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 3, 2021 11:18:08 GMT -5
Mazepin successfully gets his first 5 points!
...on his Super License because the idiot doesn't know what a blue flag is.
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Post by cornettesracket on May 3, 2021 17:27:39 GMT -5
Mazepin successfully gets his first 5 points! ...on his Super License because the idiot doesn't know what a blue flag is. The right call. It was ridiculous watching it and he could have taken out the race leader at the time. One blue flag I could understand but it was at least five he seemed to ignore.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 3, 2021 23:37:56 GMT -5
For those playing along at home, a driver needs to get 12 penalty points on their super licence within the span of a single year before they get a one-race suspension, so these ones count into a little bit of next season too. Mazepin would be getting banned now if his points accrued from Formula 2 last year carried over, but they don't.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 8, 2021 11:30:47 GMT -5
Make it six, after impeding Lando Norris in qualifying for the race in Spain tomorrow. He also takes a three-place penalty, meaning he drops from 20th on the grid to... 20th on the grid.
In the meantime, Lewis Hamilton won the pole, the 100th of his F1 career.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 8, 2021 17:10:36 GMT -5
My main concern with Mazepin is that either he's gonna hurt someone else with his awful driving, or someone is gonna start an actual fight with him.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 9, 2021 7:54:26 GMT -5
Almost time for a race start in Spain.
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