Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 21, 2021 5:10:11 GMT -5
If it's a contractual obligation for the champion to visit schools it's a good thing he was champ during lockdown. Who knows what life lessons he'd teach impressionable kids. Just imagine the poor kids after school.
What did you learn at school today little Jimmy?
How to tame racoons mummy
I'm not your mother and this is my dumpster, get out!
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Post by Garyspivey on Feb 21, 2021 8:42:34 GMT -5
If it's a contractual obligation for the champion to visit schools it's a good thing he was champ during lockdown. Who knows what life lessons he'd teach impressionable kids. Just imagine the poor kids after school. What did you learn at school today little Jimmy? How to tame racoons mummy I'm not your mother and this is my dumpster, get out! Well damn little Jimmy is all elite, Ron killings to follow? |
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Feb 21, 2021 13:24:55 GMT -5
Mox: I owe pro wrestling. It’s the only reason I’m still alive, and it pisses me off, and it makes me sick, everybody else thinks wrestling owes them something. All the time, me me me, I should be champion, I should be a featured performer, I shouldn’t be paired with this guy in a team, I should get more mic time, I should get this, whatever. I love pro wrestling, and I owe pro wrestling. It doesn’t owe me anything. Because it’s given me the only thing that makes me happy, the only high in this world that makes it worth getting up out of bed every day, and when it hits my bloodstream, and it courses through my veins, and explodes in my heart and the warm feeling coming over my brain, the whole world makes sense. And that’s what I owe pro wrestling. Random child:  |
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Feb 21, 2021 15:47:13 GMT -5
this is the most random reason for a thread to not want someone as champ I have ever heard
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Post by schiavonecuckscole on Feb 22, 2021 13:31:00 GMT -5
If it's a contractual obligation for the champion to visit schools it's a good thing he was champ during lockdown. Who knows what life lessons he'd teach impressionable kids. Just imagine the poor kids after school. What did you learn at school today little Jimmy? How to tame racoons mummy I'm not your mother and this is my dumpster, get out! Dont forget classic lessons such as
How to find the perfect cardboard box for your size.
Location Location Location - mox's Real Estate Guide to choosing the perfect spot in the Alleyway for your Home I mean Box
How to sucker a billionaire to think you have talent! ( Well that lesson wouldnt be so bad LOL )
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Post by sportatorium on Feb 23, 2021 16:37:16 GMT -5
It would all go wrong when he brings his doctor in to give him a shot to help him stay healthy from “you people”.
Wait- wrong world...
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