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Post by Dang! on Feb 13, 2023 10:02:53 GMT -5
Is there any way to watch this dumpster fire? Goddamn it! It sounds bad.
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Post by salz4life on Feb 13, 2023 10:44:44 GMT -5
And somehow, I'd say Riley still looks better than their world champ. My God he looks AWFUL in that gear.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 13, 2023 10:59:41 GMT -5
And somehow, I'd say Riley still looks better than their world champ. My God he looks AWFUL in that gear. Should have stuck with that longer singlet had he not too long ago, but really, Tyrus should just retire.
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Post by Dang! on Feb 13, 2023 11:10:38 GMT -5
And somehow, I'd say Riley still looks better than their world champ. Jeezus That'll replace the whale in my nightmares... How the f*** do you look at THAT image.. and go...yeah that there's my champion! Welp.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 13, 2023 11:20:36 GMT -5
So does Tyrus still insist that he's "Swole" and actually really in shape you guys...
because I Remember that being a thing and it was just as obvious then that no he was just fat and mostly immobile.
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Post by neilc on Feb 13, 2023 11:50:46 GMT -5
I guess we avoid politics here, so I won't comment on him being in a Super Bowl ad.
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Post by salz4life on Feb 13, 2023 12:43:35 GMT -5
So does Tyrus still insist that he's "Swole" and actually really in shape you guys... because I Remember that being a thing and it was just as obvious then that no he was just fat and mostly immobile. The thing is... you can be "overweight" and still be in good enough shape to be a solid wrestler. Tyrus is well "overweight".... but is not in good shape (at least from what I've seen in the recent past) and is NOT a solid wrestler. Tyrus makes the out of shape Big Show looks like an elite luchador.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 13, 2023 14:46:09 GMT -5
So does Tyrus still insist that he's "Swole" and actually really in shape you guys... because I Remember that being a thing and it was just as obvious then that no he was just fat and mostly immobile. The thing is... you can be "overweight" and still be in good enough shape to be a solid wrestler. Tyrus is well "overweight".... but is not in good shape (at least from what I've seen in the recent past) and is NOT a solid wrestler. Tyrus makes the out of shape Big Show looks like an elite luchador. Well yeah Rikishi made a career out of being overweight but he could move. Like he always sold a clothesline like death with like a full flip.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 13, 2023 15:05:49 GMT -5
The thing is... you can be "overweight" and still be in good enough shape to be a solid wrestler. Tyrus is well "overweight".... but is not in good shape (at least from what I've seen in the recent past) and is NOT a solid wrestler. Tyrus makes the out of shape Big Show looks like an elite luchador. Well yeah Rikishi made a career out of being overweight but he could move. Like he always sold a clothesline like death with like a full flip. Tyrus was in good shape for a guy with size during his WWE run. He could at least move well but that was a decade ago and now he just looks like a total mess
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Post by salz4life on Feb 13, 2023 15:19:50 GMT -5
Well yeah Rikishi made a career out of being overweight but he could move. Like he always sold a clothesline like death with like a full flip. Tyrus was in good shape for a guy with size during his WWE run. He could at least move well but that was a decade ago and now he just looks like a total mess I actually enjoyed Brodus Clay for what he was.... a fun low to mid card face.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Feb 13, 2023 15:49:45 GMT -5
Don't gaze too long into Tyrus' camel toe, for the camel toe also gazes...
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 13, 2023 16:25:38 GMT -5
Tyrus was in good shape for a guy with size during his WWE run. He could at least move well but that was a decade ago and now he just looks like a total mess I actually enjoyed Brodus Clay for what he was.... a fun low to mid card face. Low to mid card comedy face that pops the crowd is basically Tyrus's ceiling. Somehow he got it into his head that he was a big time player just waiting to happen... up until Billy literally only he seemed to think that. Cause the WWE tried for about a month in NXT with him as a monster heel and it went over so well he was like immediately fired.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Feb 14, 2023 6:14:27 GMT -5
I actually enjoyed Brodus Clay for what he was.... a fun low to mid card face. Low to mid card comedy face that pops the crowd is basically Tyrus's ceiling. Somehow he got it into his head that he was a big time player just waiting to happen... up until Billy literally only he seemed to think that. Cause the WWE tried for about a month in NXT with him as a monster heel and it went over so well he was like immediately fired. Impact had him too and once he was like I should be champion there. They say "Nah, where good. You can leave now." He left after that. He was never that good in ring ever. Just now less mobile than a decade ago.
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 14, 2023 7:46:04 GMT -5
Tyrus was in good shape for a guy with size during his WWE run. He could at least move well but that was a decade ago and now he just looks like a total mess I actually enjoyed Brodus Clay for what he was.... a fun low to mid card face. Sure. And I didn't mind he and Tensai/Sweet T/whatever as a midcard hoss tag team.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 14, 2023 8:14:07 GMT -5
Low to mid card comedy face that pops the crowd is basically Tyrus's ceiling. Somehow he got it into his head that he was a big time player just waiting to happen... up until Billy literally only he seemed to think that. Cause the WWE tried for about a month in NXT with him as a monster heel and it went over so well he was like immediately fired. Impact had him too and once he was like I should be champion there. They say "Nah, where good. You can leave now." He left after that. He was never that good in ring ever. Just now less mobile than a decade ago. Wrestlers that were mid-card at best in WWE believing they should automatically be top champions everywhere else will always be amusing.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 14, 2023 8:25:50 GMT -5
Impact had him too and once he was like I should be champion there. They say "Nah, where good. You can leave now." He left after that. He was never that good in ring ever. Just now less mobile than a decade ago. Wrestlers that were mid-card at best in WWE believing they should automatically be top champions everywhere else will always be amusing. Sometimes, betting on yourself works out, like Matt Cardona, but it's definitely not something that works out for everyone. It does make me wonder, though, if Godfather was ultimately lucky when WCW showed interest in him when he was still Kama, but Virgil basically told WCW, "If you hire me, you can pay me half of what you'd have given him". I'm sure he'd have collected a fat WCW check, but I can't picture him excelling there, meanwhile Godfather was probably eventually quite lucrative for him.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 14, 2023 8:49:37 GMT -5
Wrestlers that were mid-card at best in WWE believing they should automatically be top champions everywhere else will always be amusing. Sometimes, betting on yourself works out, like Matt Cardona, but it's definitely not something that works out for everyone. Of course it can work but someone like Cardona has a lot more going for them and is still willing to put in the effort to adapt and earn it. It's different to thinking you should be automatically be Champion just because you were on TV for a while.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 15, 2023 3:52:02 GMT -5
Tyrus really gives to all us "Internet Haters" in a promo at the beginning of this episode or Power. Ooh, sick burn, Tyrus.
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Post by Dang! on Feb 15, 2023 9:50:57 GMT -5
Tyrus really gives to all us "Internet Haters" in a promo at the beginning of this episode or Power. Ooh, sick burn, Tyrus. Oh no! He roasted the trolls. I know there's people who say he's an immobile garbage wrestler whose reign has turned NWA in a complete outlaw mudshow nobody with a rest of dignity or career perspective should want to get alligned with and I mean, folks, where's the lie?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2023 11:05:15 GMT -5
Tyrus vs. EC3 is going to get negative buys.
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