We Didn't Start The War

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Yo, hope people don't mind, just a little parody song I've written, feel free to skip and go about your day

At the start, NWA
Mudshow outlaws had no say
Buddy Rogers, title change
Bruno Sammartino
Toots Mondt, Vince J McMahon
Wouldn't go with the plan
North Dakota, South Dakota
Sputnik Monroe
Lou Thesz, powerbomb
Rasslin' catered to racist mom's
Rocca, Arion
Did their thing in the Garden
Leroy McGuirk, Muchnick
Found themselves out quick
Puroresu, Lucha libre
Rikidozan goodbye

We didn't start the war
They've been competing
Since our hearts were beating
We didn't start the war
But we always watched it
Despite the botches

Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair
Brass knucks and steel chairs
Backlund fella now like Old Yella
Nikolai Volkoff
Midnights, Jim Cornette
Tennis racquet yet no net
TBS specials, Clash of the Champions
Tully, JJ Dillon
Demolition in top position
Jimmy Crockett, Vince McMahon
Gagne went down the can
New York, LA, all over the USA
Bobby Heenan, humanoids
Trouble with the steroids

We didn't start the war
They've been competing
Since our hearts were beating
We didn't start the war
But we always watched it
Despite the botches

Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels
New Gen's gone through the cycle
Hogan's pushing fifty
Austin 3:16
Ted Turner owns it all
Even Atlanta baseball
Cactus Jack's now Mankind
Mean Gene on the Hotline
Bobby Holly, Steiner's
Camel Clutch Recliner
DX, nWo
Warrior's a no-show
Screwjobs, Montreal
Shoot or work, don't ask Scott Hall
Chubby cheques were bouncing
Heyman got a trouncing

We didn't start the war
They've been competing
Since our hearts were beating
We didn't start the war
But we always watched it
Despite the botches

Kurt Angle, Christian
Now work at Dixieland
Cena, Big Dave, the X Division
Why is there never
A British Wrestlemania?
May 19th, Big Glen
VKM was lame again
Benoit, homicide, took us for a bumpy ride
The pool dogs were left alone
Who's that in the Impact Zone?!

We didn't start the war
They've been competing
Since our hearts were beating
We didn't start the war
But we always watched it
Despite the botches

Triple H, Tony Khan
Bruce Prichard's back again
D-Bry, Jon Mox
Can't get the Rock
Blood money, Saudis
Morals a bit cloudy
Roman Reigns got booed
Cody got a neck tattoo
Inner Circle, MJF
Jericho promoting death
Wrestlers switch, no Twitch
Losing Brodie was a bitch
Hypodermics are no more
Taker wonders why that's for
Oh no, more wrestling wars
Can't take the fanboys anymore

We didn't start the war
They've been competing
Since our hearts were beating
We didn't start the war
But we always watched it
Despite the botches

[Susan "Poison" Candy]

I am working on one called "We Didn't Brake The Kayfabe" to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire"

[jason1980s]

Pretty good lyrics. The original and Piano Man are the only songs I know from Billy Joel and it would be cool to have him do your version.

[Honeybear Lyder]

Clever. Had a good laugh, thanks.

[dirtyoldman]

Mar 7, 2021 18:39:47 GMT -5 jason1980s said:

Pretty good lyrics. The original and Piano Man are the only songs I know from Billy Joel and it would be cool to have him do your version.

Not heard Goodnight Saigon?

Get ye to youtube

[Squirrel Master]

Thumbs down for no Kiss My Ass Club mention

[genericusername]

This was freaking beautiful.

[sdoyle7798]

Mar 7, 2021 18:39:47 GMT -5 jason1980s said:

Pretty good lyrics. The original and Piano Man are the only songs I know from Billy Joel and it would be cool to have him do your version.

Dude...

You haven't heard Uptown Girl, For The Longest Time or Still Rock and Roll to Me?

Those are like the general go to 80's songs by Billy Joel.

It's like I don't even know who you are!

[Stu]

My outdated version from more than a decade ago.

Sept 20, 2009 9:34:56 GMT -5 Stu said:

Dave Batista, injured Rey, the zombie, boo or yay,
The Boogeyman, Nuggets mishap, Donald and Rosie.

Big Dick Johnson, Super Cena, blown-up limo, Smiling London,
Women’s Title, Divas Title, Extreme Expose.

Hornswoggle, Kenzo, Conway pop, Katie Vick
Shane-O, did Vincent die, Dolph Ziggler will say hi.

Jeffery Harvey, Hall sings, Regal was your new king
Jackie Gayda, big butt Molly, Brock and Goldberg Goodbye!

Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.

Chuck and Billy, Limp Bizkit, Shelton’s mama Benjamin
Dupree’s boner, Pirate Burchill, Rosey’s training.

Snitsky, Kennedy, The Great Khali, Lashley
Gold-ust re-turns, Kane hates May 19

Puder, Stephanie, Lawler wants those puppies.
Immigration, Al Wilson, Kelly Kelly, Live sex act

Vickie, mocking God, Palmer Canyon, ass cream
Spirit Squad, broken quads, killing the Alliance.

Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.

Diva Search, Adamle, Whiteboy challenge, Bobby’s nay,
Kid Rock, Santina, Vince has a bastard son.

Miz’s push, Lillian flubs, Daddy V’s ugly nubs,
Kurt’s beastiality, Mysterio is Eddie.

Dirty Ashley, Hassan, Highlanders, Piven hosts,
Heidenreich, Steve-O, Taboo Tuesday lets us vote.

Eugene in your face, models from Johnny Ace,
Too much talking, Kerwin, why is Bourne always pinned?

Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.

Linda Miles, Kendrick, December to Dismember
Screw job, Manu, Morgan used to stutter.

Cena in the mafia, Million Dollar Mania
Old men, weddings, Briscoe and Patterson.

Cole humped, backstage sex, obsession with incest,
Stupid E, can’t you see, Jamaican me crazy!

Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.

Dreamer’s fat, purging brands, Rena Mero back again,
Ron’s damn, Bashams, Tough Enough, my ass.

Bye bye Marty, Scott Steiner, ‘Taker in the mirror.
JR’s colonoscopy, segments when we get to pee.

Reverend D’Von, DJ Gabe, Pretty Ricky, what he say?
Vladimir, Federline, Tim White’s suicide.
Austin calling Lance a bore, JBL wants Marshall Law.
Every Monday is a snore, we really wish we had a war.

Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.

[jason1980s]

Mar 8, 2021 11:46:18 GMT -5 dirtyoldman said:

Not heard Goodnight Saigon?

Get ye to youtube

I've never heard of that one.

Mar 8, 2021 15:34:40 GMT -5 sdoyle7798 said:

You haven't heard Uptown Girl, For The Longest Time or Still Rock and Roll to Me?

Ok, I do know those. I'm not really of fame of his so I forgot about them. Maybe it's the lyrics, like most songs I like usually have a message. His songs never seemed to have a message to me. Maybe I'm wrong. There is another one that plays on the radio station right now at my job but I can't remember what it is. It's not any of the ones you mentioned. He doesn't stick out to me like most famous singers do.