Episode 8: A Unique OpportunityThey could be in the conversation for a future unique opportunityUsual recap to start with.
Opening shots before we go into the Temple where a whole bunch of people are already in the ring. Let’s see, I can spot Mascarita Sagrada, Big Ryck, Drago, Penta, Puma doing a DDP cosplay with the taped ribs, Fenix who is also in yellow, Havoc, Cuerno, is that Mariachi Loco? There’s yet another person there also wearing yellow and black who I didn’t get a good look at. Ah, it’s Super Fly apparently.
Dario invited these 10 out to the ring, I’m guessing this is the unique opportunity. Dario gets introduced and shows up wearing sunglasses. You can see why even with them on. Hey, it’s Danny Trejo again. A 10 way match? And another 10 way match later tonight. The winners of the matches will get rewarded with an unspecified ‘unique opportunity’. Ring the bell? Oh, I guess we’re doing this then.
10 way match involving: I’m not typing them all out again, go read above.
Almost everybody jumps
Andre Ryck to start the match.
I’m hoping commentary clears up what the rules are here. There is also only one ref in the ring, wonder if that'll play a part?
We switch to the overhead shot for the artistic 'big man throws everybody off him' spot shot.
Sagrada avoided getting thrown off and is now attacking Ryck on his own. He’s not having much success and so stops to do the sensible thing, which is some push ups.
I noticed that Cuerno and Drago haven’t done anything yet and are just waiting in opposite corners.
Striker lets us know that it’s not elimination, one fall ends the match.
Mascarita outwrestles Ryck, applies the hammerlock and kicks the legs to take him do uh-oh, Ryck’s smiling. It doesn't go well for Sagrada.
Drago makes his move against Cuerno but it doesn’t work out for him.
Everyone else gets back into the action and take turns hitting Ryck with springboard moves until he rolls out for a breather.
Penta assist for the Drago corkscrew onto Cuerno.
It’s pretty clear that neither of these two are winning since they’re completely focused on each other.
Mascarita goes spinning, twirling, whirling round and round Penta. Penta ducks the kick (he was on his knees), and hits the adorable backstabber. Both make their way to the apron, Penta hits the superkick. And I had to pause here for a couple of minutes to stop laughing. I actually meant to gif it, but just completely forgot in my amusement.
The followup monkey flip wasn’t quite as funny.
Super Fly hits a top turnbuckle moonsault to Penta on the outside, it looked like he came down pretty hard.
Havoc aborts his dive and congratulates himself before getting into it with Puma.
Puma’s second rope somersault dive thing takes out a couple of people outside and Trejo deems it worthy of a high five.
Ryck makes his return and quickly asserts himself.
He lays out everybody before Fenix and Puma team up to remove him from the match again. Now they can turn their attention to each other. Solid hit on the running, jumping kick by Fenix to the face of Puma in the corner. Puma returns the hit with a corner dropkick, Fenix hits the knees on his next turn.
Tower of doom time. Beautiful Shooting star from Havoc. The pin is broken up by Super Fly. I think that’s the first pin attempt in the match at about 10 minutes in.
It looks like we’re getting to the portion of the match where everybody gets to show off a move and go for a pin before getting attacked by the next person in the queue. Super Fly to Drago to Cuerno to Mariachi (nice superkick) to Penta to Mascarita (who gets a chant and according to Vamp didn’t win cause he couldn’t hook the legs on the sunset flip) to Puma to Ryck.
Everybody back in and kicking Ryck in pairs until he leaves yet again.
WOOOOOO… Cuerno got all of that one!
(I trimmed the gif a bit short, but didn't notice until later)
Super Fly and Mariachi dive onto Cuerno and Drago… I think I see where this is going… yup, everybody takes their turn jumping onto the growing pile of people.
We’re left with Fenix, Puma and Ryck in the ring. 630 by Puma onto Ryck, who then gets caught with a tornado DDT from Fenix. 2 count only.
That can’t be good for you. Oh, and that’s it, Fenix wins off the piledriver! And I just got a sense of déjà vu for some reason. Weird.
That was a fun one, everybody got a chance to show off a bit, Havoc was impressive, the Drago / Cuerno story kept going throughout the match. I like how they kept coming together to get rid of Ryck and not just doing it once and then forgetting that strategy. Apart from the everybody having a go sequence, there weren't many pin attempts, which I liked. I don’t know who I thought was going to win, but it wasn’t Fenix. Beats a battle royal, which I thought was what we were getting to go with.
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C’mon Trejo, *poke* do something.
Cage promo vid.
Konnan having a go at Puma for not winning. Tension building in this relationship.
As I retype and format, I realise that this is a great example of how differently things are filmed from other companies with the symbolism of the split mirrors and the 'live free' on Puma's side.
Looks like we’re getting ready for the next 10
man… person match. Oh, this one
is a battle royal.
Boyle Heights Battle RoyalWho’s in this then? Johnny Mundo who was the only one to get an entrance, Pimpinela Escalarta, Mil Muertes, Cisco, Cortez, & Bael, Sexy Star, Ricky Mandel who I only know cause I remembered the name on his tights from an earlier episode, and Famous B.
Commentary points out that’s only nine people. The most obvious person missing is Chavo... oh, speak of el diablo.
Early prediction: Sexy Star eliminates herself trying to get to Chavo. Star jump starts the match by jumping on Chavo outside the ring and the bell sounds.
Hello Mystery Woman. Are you going to do anything new this week?
Famous B is the first out to the surprise of nobody. Elimination by Pimpi (sounds like a perfume ad).
The goons team up to dump Mandel out. Muertes interrupts Pimpi’s rope walk and then dumps him out to boos from the crowd.
Star attacks Chavo, he ends up dragging her around the ring by her hair. Star fights back but Chavo catches her on the crossbody attempt and drops her outside to eliminate her.
The goons try and get rid of Mundo, who ends up on the apron fighting all three of them off.
I was wondering when we’d get the save spot.
Mundo, Chavo, and Mil each dispose of a goon and are left as the final three.
Some fun stuff between the trio including a Mundo sunset flip which caused Mil to suplex Chavo.
Hello Catrina, how did I forget about you?
It's pretty even, I could see any of them winning it. Of course, Catrina helping out Mil gives him an advantage.
Mundo drops Chavo uncomfortably onto the top rope and a kick sends him on his way, we’re down to two.
Oh, Mystery Woman is still here. In fact, she’s getting a closer look. Is she the unique opportunity?
I like Mil’s spear, it looks like he puts everything behind it.
We end up with both men fighting on the apron, this feels like the end. Mil beats Mundo down and instructs Catrina to help as he tries to push Mundo off the apron. It's still not enough though and both make it back in.
Mil counters the End of the World with the knees and clotheslines Mundo over the top to win!
Aww.
I’m not generally a fan of standard battle royals, but this one was helped by there only being 10 people to start with. Apart from Famous B and… *checks further up* Mandel, everybody else felt like they had at least a small chance of winning (even if it was a fluke) and weren't just there to make up the numbers.
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We’ve still got 15 minutes or so, wonder what else is in store. Ok, we’re going to find out what Dario is up to.
Fenix and Mil Muertes face to face in the ring. Dario’s entrance music starts and he appears from his office.
That’s a belt. So that’s where we’re going with this, eh?
That fits in, design wise.
Dario gets in the ring to tell us about the match that he’s invented. It’s named Aztec Warfare and will take place in three weeks*. Tonight, however, we’re getting Mil vs Fenix with the winner entering Aztec Warfare last, the loser has to enter first. So, it involves 20 luchadors and there’s an entry order. It sounds like it’s possibly elimination based. The numbers suggest a Royal Rumble type deal.
*which, going by the title, is the next episode. It’s only three weeks in TV time due to Christmas.
Mil Muertes vs FenixI’m picking Mil to win this one, simply because I don’t see him starting Aztec Warfare first.
Fenix starts off by frustrating Mil and avoiding his attempts to grapple, but soon gets caught and slowed down.
Fenix bounces around for a while before getting caught again.
They both end up on the floor outside… go on, Trejo, just a little kick while they’re down?
I was wondering what the crowd was saying. They were counting along with the ref. Count outs really haven't come up as a thing so far.
Fenix does some fancy rope walking stuff before he jumps at Mil. Mil does a not at all fancy uppercut.
Mil hits the flatliner to pick up the win. I don’t like that as a finish for him.
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Ooh, post credits stuff. Dario back at the cell. He talks about the belt and how the gold in it comes from the seven Aztec tribes. He can’t let the person in the cell touch it though, since he knows how they like to destroy pretty things.
Post episode thoughts/questions
- The design of the belt fits in, but I’m not sure I’m a fan. It’s mainly the side plates I’m unsure of. I get what they’re going for with the designs on them though. That said, I'm more positive about it now than my initial reaction and I'm sure they've put as much thought into the design as everything else.
- I am interested in how the title gets used in the future. It would be easy for it to get lost in the shuffle and just become something normal instead of something special.
- Random thought: Aztec gold? What you’ve got yourself there is a cursed belt.
- I don’t think the monster in the cage is showing up any time soon, which I am fine with. It seems to be Dario’s go to place for talking about whatever’s on his mind.
- I like how they kept the rivalries a part of the matches.
- Mystery Woman hung around quite a while longer this time. Maybe she’s closing in on her target.
- Thinking of it some more, if Aztec Warfare is a Rumble style match, it can’t be a straight Rumble match with how they were talking about it. I'm guessing it'll be a long one and we may only get that match next episode.
- I think I'm going to start a separate document keeping track of what everybody does just cause it'll be interesting to look back on at the end.