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Post by koreycaskets on Apr 2, 2021 21:54:48 GMT -5
What would they change his name to? Not Akeem, this is an alternate dimension where that character doesn't exist.
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Post by Larryhausen on Apr 2, 2021 22:14:22 GMT -5
Geoff.
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Post by jason1980s on Apr 3, 2021 7:37:38 GMT -5
Eddie Blizoncheck is the most logical in today's WWE. They may dress him like the One Man Gang but he would be put in embarrassing skits with the divas or lose to an aging hall of famer in 30 seconds or get owned by a celebrity who has no idea who the wrestlers are.
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Post by cassonova on Apr 3, 2021 9:19:25 GMT -5
Slap a modified Vault 108 jumpsuit on him and let the hilarity begin.
"Gary. Gaaaaaaary. Hahaha ha Gary! Oh Gary..."
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Apr 3, 2021 13:09:24 GMT -5
He'd be One Man Gang in NXT, get called to the main roster and rebranded #OMG.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 4, 2021 9:10:36 GMT -5
Akeem.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2021 9:15:42 GMT -5
They'd use the standard WWE name generator formula of "trendy baby name + old timey name."
He'd be Xaidynn Garfield.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Apr 4, 2021 9:39:23 GMT -5
I'm also gonna say Akeem.
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Post by fortknox on Apr 4, 2021 12:57:10 GMT -5
In the Attitude Era he would be called The Gang Bang Man. He's all about the gang bang's.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Apr 4, 2021 13:01:52 GMT -5
I don't know about today, but if it were 2002 he would be renamed the One Man Garrison.
No?
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Post by badkarma on Apr 4, 2021 13:25:39 GMT -5
Old Man Gang.
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Post by koreycaskets on Apr 5, 2021 0:52:11 GMT -5
They're bring back Vic Grimes as well. Set them up as a tag team and call them... THE KEY 😱
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 5, 2021 1:17:19 GMT -5
OMG puns, honestly.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 5, 2021 1:58:56 GMT -5
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 5, 2021 4:50:18 GMT -5
Joey Styles would manage him
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 5, 2021 11:20:38 GMT -5
They'd use the standard WWE name generator formula of "trendy baby name + old timey name." He'd be Xaidynn Garfield. And then two months later, just "Garfield."
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Apr 5, 2021 12:19:48 GMT -5
Gray
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Post by The Creepo Man on Apr 7, 2021 15:18:01 GMT -5
Ouch! My Groin!
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 7, 2021 15:25:33 GMT -5
They'd use the standard WWE name generator formula of "trendy baby name + old timey name." He'd be Xaidynn Garfield. I'll push the button a couple more times: Noah Franklyn Liam Douglas Aiden Dickens
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Post by XIII on Apr 7, 2021 19:58:14 GMT -5
In the Attitude Era he would be called The Gang Bang Man. He's all about the gang bang's. “Deepest Darkest Asslicka” a Val Venis production
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