RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 16,307
|
Post by RKTaker on May 21, 2021 16:56:42 GMT -5
tay with a dropkick
|
|
|
Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 21, 2021 16:57:32 GMT -5
Tay with a DD-Tay.
|
|
|
Post by MikeyMania on May 21, 2021 16:57:38 GMT -5
Tay with a hurricanrana
|
|
MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
|
Post by MrBRulzOK on May 21, 2021 17:02:26 GMT -5
This one doesn't last long as Tay puts her opponent away with a step-up rolling Armbar, forcing her to tap near instantaneously!
Here is your winner, Tay Conti!
And the Brazilian putting the young upstart away with ease. A dominant victory tonight for Ms. Conti. Well if Tony was thinking about a potential new Women's Champion, he might just have the lady for the job! Speaking of ladies, she's not the only one in this promotion. Let's hear from a pair of familiar faces.
*We open with slow jazz music. Our first shot is a very familiar woman with light brown hair. She winks at the camera and throws her head back, allowing her hair to fly everywhere, as she laughs silently. Text appears on screen:*
SEXY
*The music changes to something outbof a situation comedy. The next shot is another woman that we recognize instantly by her jet black hair and garish makeup. She holds up an 8x10 of herself, but quickly tosses it aside when she realizes the camera is rolling. More text appears:*
FUNNY
*Another music change, as now we have dramatic music playing. The third shot is of both women posing at a photoshoot. The camera repeatedly flashes as each frame freezes for about a second each. Again, we get onscreen text:*
TITILLATING
*With dramatic music still playing, we get another shot of the brunette, with text:*
CASSIE LEE
*And then we see the black-haired woman, with her own text:*
JESSIE MCKAY
*The final shot is them together, smiling and winking at the camera. The text:*
LEGALLY PROHIBITED FROM BEING ICON-
*The text backspaces out the letters "I", "C", "O" and "N". After a few moments, the entire line backspaces out, replaced with new text:*
TRADEMARK PENDING
COMING SOON TO DYNAMITE
*The camera lingers on the text for a bit, then fades out.*
*We then cut back to behind-the-scenes footage of Jessie and Cassie at the wardrobe fitting. Cassie poses in the jeans she's wearing.*
Do these pants make my butt look big?
NO, not at all!
*Cassie smiles and resumes looking through the rack of clothes. Jessie looks at the camera and points at Cassie's backside, then gestures with her hands that her butt is rather big, then winks and nods at the camera. Cassie notices and throws another pair of pants at Jessie, which land on her head. She laughs as we fade out for real this time.*
|
|
MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
|
Post by MrBRulzOK on May 21, 2021 17:12:03 GMT -5
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, currently in the ring, from Atlanta Georgia and Mobile, Alabama, Baron Black and Fuego Del Sol! Two more regulars here from Elevation and Dark. Definitely an unusual tag team, but no doubt these are the two hungriest rookies we have.A win here would be huge for both men. Especially considering they're win-loss records are... well, let's just say needs improvement.Say YeahTheir opponents, from Ashville, North Carolina, Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler, FTR! Two former members of The Pinnacle and arguably the two best tag team specialists on our roster. It doesn't get much better then these two.Say what you will about their attitude. These two know how to hurt their opponents. Poor Black and Fuego are in for a rough night.FTR vs Baron Black and Fuego Del Sol 5 Minutes
|
|
|
Post by Malibu Albino on May 21, 2021 17:12:48 GMT -5
FTR with the promoless slam
|
|
|
Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 21, 2021 17:14:38 GMT -5
Dax and Cash hit that double knee move they did on NXT.
|
|
|
Post by MikeyMania on May 21, 2021 17:14:49 GMT -5
Dax hits a superplex on Del Sol, which Cash perfectly times with a splash from the top rope.
|
|
MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
|
Post by MrBRulzOK on May 21, 2021 17:20:37 GMT -5
Fuego unfortunately ends up taking a ride on the Goodnight Express despite a strong effort!
1...
2....
3!
Here are your winners, Dax Hardwood and Cash Wheeler, FTR!
And that was elementary. FTR making quick work tonight of these two kids. Not surprising. You have to wonder if any other tag teams will step up next to possibly challenge these two? Well it's not a tag team, but there is one new face that seems to be joining us soon. Let's meet the man known as Jervis Cottonbelly!
*Old-timey silent-film music plays in the background as a black-and-white film plays. A very proper gentleman-like figure walks down the street. He holds a cane in one hand as he jaunts along a sidewalk. As the camera pans around, we can see that he is wearing a nice, gray suit, a top hat and a monocle.
Oh, an a yellow mask with a black moustache molded on. He is our protagonist, "Gentleman" Jervis Cottonbelly! As he walks happily down the street, he tips his hat to passersby. Then, he spots a young lady who is about to step in a puddle. He rushes over, removing his jacket as he does. He lays the jacket down on the puddle and allows the lady to tread over it. She does, blowing him a kiss as she heads on her way. Jervis gives a happy skip, then picks up his jacket and slings it over his shoulder. He continues on his way, as we fade to a black screen, upon which white text appears:*
GENTLEMAN JERVIS
COMING SOON...
*We then cut back, as Jervis checks his watch.*
Oh my, time for afternoon tea!
*He turns to leave, only to step in the puddle, landing on his backside.*
Oh dear...
*And then we fade out for real.*
Don't go anywhere, folks. Our main event is still to come, and we'll here from the two competitors right after these messages!
|
|
MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
|
Post by MrBRulzOK on May 21, 2021 17:25:13 GMT -5
King Of The Ring. What a fitting tournament for the King Of Darkness!
*Why yes, EVIL is backstage, ready to go. Or ready to go off.*
Oh sure, I may seem dramatic now, but wait until I secure my spot in the tournament and become world champion! Then I'll... keep being this dramatic because I feel like being a bit hammier than normal.
*And you can hear the sound of deflating bagpipes if you strain hard enough.*
But think about it: I've been a champion many times before. I've won tournaments before. I have every right to feel confident about my chances to get into the King Of The Ring tournament and become a world champion again. Is the pompousness unwarranted? I don't think so.
Of course, it should be expected that as a former world champion myself, I'm not going to be given an easy path. And of course, there's another former champion standing in my way. And of course, that man just has to be Kenny Omega.
Yes, Kenny Omega, one of the most popular wrestlers in the entire world. Yes, Kenny Omega, someone else who has won loads of accolades. Yes, Kenny Omega, the one who claims that he's the "undeniable best." Well, nobody asked me what I think about that but I'll come out and say it: He's not. As long as I am around to deny it, he's not. After tonight, he still won't be.
"But EVIL," you may be saying, "how can you possibly say that about the 'Best Bout Machine'?" Quite simple, really. Kenny Omega can be one of the best, he can be one of the most decorated, but EVIL is inevitable! EVIL always triumphs! EVIL cannot and will not be stopped! The powers of darkness, the powers of EVIL, cannot be stopped so easily. Even if you somehow survive you don't come back the same. Just ask that bastard on RAW.
*Likely referring to Tetsuya Naito. "Clean slate," yes, but still history beforehand.*
Kenny Omega wants to talk about his legacy growing? Well after tonight, his legacy will be the mulch that enriches mine. And soon, all of Dynamite an all of WAEW will be my kingdom! All of WAEW will be EVIL!
*And with a cackle befitting that of a classic Super Sentai villain, we fade out.*
We head backstage as a cameraman follows Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows through the arena. Gallows continues to beckon the camera to follow them as they approach the dressing room of Kenny Omega. Karl holds a finger to his mouth to tell everyone to be quiet as Gallows whispers to the camera.
Brother Kenny doesn't know that we've come to WAEW and we're gonna give him an old fashioned Biz Cliz surprise.
Anderson opens the door as we see Kenny Omega stretching and preparing himself for his match tonight. He immediately stands up when the door opens.
Brother Kenny, can we get a little too sweet for some Biz Cliz OGs?
Kenny smirks, but doesn't return the hand signal instead keeping his attention focused on both guys.
What are you guys doing here? Didn't Don tell you what I said?
Hey listen, we know you told Papa Don that you wanted to come into this new company on your own. That you wanted to get serious about wrestling again. We're not here to ruin your good time. You know how we are, we love a good time. We just wanted to come out and wish you luck.
Wish you luck and let you know that if you need us, we've got your back. Sure we like to have fun and we can get a little silly.
A lot silly.
Okay, a lot silly. But we know that there is strength in numbers. It's what the Biz Cliz was founded on. Listen, Karl and I get it if you don't want us out there tonight. But once you're in the Club, you never leave! You're an OG just like us.
Well, I appreciate you guys coming out here. You know there were no hard feelings, I just wanted to strike out on my own. Show the world that Kenny Omega is still the greatest wrestler on this planet. And well...since you guys came all the way out here I'd have to be a real jerk to turn you down. Why don't you guys come out for my match tonight?
Anderson and Gallows cheer as Gallows reaches into his pants and pulls out a bottle of champagne.
Alright, lets put this bad boy in the fridge so we can celebrate when you win tonight. Who are facing again? Young Boy Watanabe?
He goes by EVIL now.
Listen, once a Young Boy always a Young Boy.
Hey, since we interrupted your workout and since we have this cameraman right here. Why don't you say a couple words to Young Boy Watanabe about the match tonight?
The OGs step back and allow Kenny to look right into the camera.
EVIL, don't let my friend's mocking fool you. I'm not taking you lightly. Far from it, I've seen what you've done in the last year. You won the IWGP title and took over as leader of the Bullet Club. Two things that I know first-hand are very hard to balance. Yet you did both for a while and found success. Sadly for you, the success didn't last. Instead, you spent your last few months in New Japan playing blindfold with Yano over a trophy that no one cares about.
Now, you've taken another page from my book. You've come to the states to a new company hoping to show that you still have what it takes. Unfortunately, you ended up having me as your first opponent. EVIL, you might have been a champion and a leader once, but I can't help noticing you're all alone. Where did your Bullet Club friends go? That's the problem with the Club these days, no loyalty. As you can see, for those of us who were in before it jumped the shark, we stay by each other's side.
Karl, hand me my glasses.
Anderson grabs a pair of sunglasses and hands them to Omega, who slides them onto his face.
Word is out now, there is going to be a King of the Ring tournament to determine the first WAEW World Heavyweight Champion. A lot of all time greats have won the King of the Ring. Bret Hart, Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, all men I look up to and all men I will have surpassed when I win that tournament and hold yet another title over my head. It all starts tonight with our match.
Look, I get it, you've got a lot riding on this too. You want a spot in that tournament just as badly as I do, maybe even more! After all, you've got so much more to prove. The difference is, I don't need to prove anything. Everyone already knows I'm the greatest professional wrestler, when I head out for a match people expect a classic and I always deliver. I've moved beyond having to prove myself, everything I do from here on out is cementing my legacy. I'm already a first ballot Hall of Famer, but how would I be able to sleep at night if I wasn't able to say I was the first WAEW World Heavyweight Champion? It's historic, once in a lifetime, just like me.
You're a good hand, a wrestler that can be counted on when things get tough. But are you really a great? Did you win the IWGP title because you were the best or because you got lucky? Either way, there is nothing lucky about tonight. It is pure skill and when it comes to that well, you're simply outclassed. All that you're getting tonight is a One Winged Angel and a 1, 2, 3.
But, I need to continue my workout so, for now goodbye and good luck. BANG!
You heard the man, get out!
|
|
|
Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 21, 2021 17:27:35 GMT -5
Until that promo, I had completely forgotten that EVIL had left LIJ in real life...
|
|
MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
|
Post by MrBRulzOK on May 21, 2021 17:29:59 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your MAIN EVENT! Evil ThemeWe heard from this guy last week, the truly dark one, EVIL!He's looking to make an impactful entry tonight and emerge as a potential victory of the King of the Ring!Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 234 pounds, EVIL! Battle CryHis opponent, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at 203 pounds, Kenny Omega! But he's got his work cut out for him! Kenny Omega, one of the faces of Dynamite in the past. He's here to make his own sort of statement!He's gotta be annoyed that he was forced to vacate his AEW Championship. So EVIL may have a tough night ahead of him here.EVIL vs Kenny Omega 10 Minutes
|
|
|
Post by MikeyMania on May 21, 2021 17:31:32 GMT -5
EVIL with a BRAINBUSTA!
|
|
Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
|
Post by Waffel113 on May 21, 2021 17:32:21 GMT -5
EVERYTHING IS E V I L
Including the full nelson suplex he plants Kenny with!
|
|
|
Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 21, 2021 17:32:44 GMT -5
EVIL locks in a rear naked choke.
|
|
Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
Posts: 47,878
|
Post by Dub H on May 21, 2021 17:34:02 GMT -5
Sorry Sorry Next week I will have something ,I just forgot.Gonna take some time to get used to it again
|
|
|
Post by Malibu Albino on May 21, 2021 17:37:55 GMT -5
Omega with a desperation driver
|
|
MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
|
Post by MrBRulzOK on May 21, 2021 17:41:57 GMT -5
Omega and EVIL exchange forearms in the middle of the ring to the roar of the crowd, neither man gaining a clear advantage. Eventually though, EVIL hits a rolling elbow sending Mega down in a heap!
1!
2!
Omega kicks out. EVIL grabs him for a double-arm suplex, but Omega blocks it, spinning around and nailing a Dragon Suplex in retaliation!
1!
2!
EVIL manages to break free. Omega rocks him with a knee before sending him into the turnbuckle, charging in with a another to send staggering. He leaps to the top before coming off with a missile dropkick to take the bigger man down!
1!
2!
EVIL kicks out. Omega goes for the One Winged Angel, but EVIL elbows free, countering with a Fireman's Carry Powerbomb! He drops down, hooking the leg this time!
1!
2!
2.9!
Omega gets a shoulder up. Not to be deterred, EVIL grabs him as he rises, planting him with an STO for the exclamation point!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, EVIL!
And EVIL is victorious tonight! A big win for Dark one! Omega has nothing to be ashamed though. He definitely made him work for that victory. Well that's gonna do it for tonight. It was a spectacular return to form for us. We can only hope next week is even better. For Paul Wight, and Excalibur. I'm Tony Schiavone! We'll see you next time!
We fade out on the image of EVIL celebrating his victory.
|
|
MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
|
Post by MrBRulzOK on May 21, 2021 17:48:50 GMT -5
Thanks to MikeyMania , ewrfan, Gus Richlen Was Wrong , Malibu Albino , RKTaker , and Waffel113 for voting, promoing, and such. Another fine show, fellows. Now that they have officially debuted, yes... IT WAS I that wrote for the Devil's Choir. So officially taking Penta El Zero Miedo and tagging Father James Mitchell, Black Taurus, and Abadon to him. Next week's card should hopefully be up by this weekend. If you have requests, feel free to make them. I will say though anybody who has yet to promo won't be booked until they have sent in or posted something. Just to keep things fair.
|
|
|
Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 21, 2021 17:56:31 GMT -5
I'd like another week before debuting Jervis and the ladies officially. Next week, we establish the link.
|
|