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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jul 31, 2023 18:01:42 GMT -5
Morbius: So…are you “Kraven” a more exciting prey to hunt?
Kraven:(stares with a smirk into the distance since the actors aren’t being filmed together)
Morbius: (looks directly at camera) It’s Morbin’ Time, motherf***ers!
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Post by burdette25159 on Jul 31, 2023 18:06:31 GMT -5
Is sony going to reissue Morbius in Kraven's place or will it be a Cruncyroll film or something else?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 31, 2023 18:15:47 GMT -5
Is sony going to reissue Morbius in Kraven's place or will it be a Cruncyroll film or something else? According to their announced lineup, nothing. They're taking a loss now during the slower time of year to make sure they have something to release during peak season next year.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jul 31, 2023 18:29:33 GMT -5
Based on the trailer, if this had nothing to do with a known property, I'd think it looks "okay I guess?" Same. If I didn't know it was Sony still milking the Spider Man license in the vain hope they'll end up with their own version of the MCU instead of just selling the characters to Disney, I'd think it looks like a fun time at a dumb movie.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jul 31, 2023 19:30:31 GMT -5
Sony has been trying to make the Sinister Six happen for nearly a decade. At this point, the Sinister Six is going to be:
Vulture played by a really bored Michael Keaton who's still paying off the debt he piled up by being a prick from the mid-90s to early 2010s. Morbius, played by Jared Leto, who's infinitely more creepy than Morbius. Kraven, played by the guy who outlived Bryan Cranston in Godzilla for no good reason. Venom, played by Tom Hardy, because it's the only thing Tom Hardy's ever played that didn't bomb or become a meme. Hammerhead, played by Sylverster Stalone, because he played a shark for the other company. Hammerhead's a shark guy in this movie. Mary Jane Watson, because some obese editor at Marvel will convince Amy Pascal that Mary Jane was a villain all along.
Also, there will be no Spider-Man, but there will be rumors that Tom Holland visited the set under duress.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 31, 2023 19:42:25 GMT -5
Venom, played by Tom Hardy, because it's the only thing Tom Hardy's ever played that didn't bomb or become a meme. Hardy's reportedly done after Venom 3. I remember it being considered something of a minor miracle he agreed to one sequel, much less two, give his fickleness about committing to more than one movie (one of the many reasons why we have a Furiosa movie instead of a new Mad Max movie).
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Post by chrom on Jul 31, 2023 19:45:35 GMT -5
Sony has been trying to make the Sinister Six happen for nearly a decade. At this point, the Sinister Six is going to be: Vulture played by a really bored Michael Keaton who's still paying off the debt he piled up by being a prick from the mid-90s to early 2010s. Morbius, played by Jared Leto, who's infinitely more creepy than Morbius. Kraven, played by the guy who outlived Bryan Cranston in Godzilla for no good reason. Venom, played by Tom Hardy, because it's the only thing Tom Hardy's ever played that didn't bomb or become a meme. Hammerhead, played by Sylverster Stalone, because he played a shark for the other company. Hammerhead's a shark guy in this movie. Mary Jane Watson, because some obese editor at Marvel will convince Amy Pascal that Mary Jane was a villain all along. Also, there will be no Spider-Man, but there will be rumors that Tom Holland visited the set under duress. And Mary Jane won't be a redhead, and she'll be fat and ugly
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Post by burdette25159 on Jul 31, 2023 21:33:18 GMT -5
Is sony going to reissue Morbius in Kraven's place or will it be a Cruncyroll film or something else? According to their announced lineup, nothing. They're taking a loss now during the slower time of year to make sure they have something to release during peak season next year. In other words they better hope Gran Turisno the movie makes half a billion by the end of the year. I could see across the spiderverse get re-released for awards season contention
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Post by Savage Gambino on Aug 1, 2023 6:18:26 GMT -5
Sony has been trying to make the Sinister Six happen for nearly a decade. At this point, the Sinister Six is going to be: Vulture played by a really bored Michael Keaton who's still paying off the debt he piled up by being a prick from the mid-90s to early 2010s. Morbius, played by Jared Leto, who's infinitely more creepy than Morbius. Kraven, played by the guy who outlived Bryan Cranston in Godzilla for no good reason. Venom, played by Tom Hardy, because it's the only thing Tom Hardy's ever played that didn't bomb or become a meme.Hammerhead, played by Sylverster Stalone, because he played a shark for the other company. Hammerhead's a shark guy in this movie. Mary Jane Watson, because some obese editor at Marvel will convince Amy Pascal that Mary Jane was a villain all along. Also, there will be no Spider-Man, but there will be rumors that Tom Holland visited the set under duress. This feels like Bronson slander, and I won't stand for it.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 27, 2024 9:28:47 GMT -5
Pushed back again. Always a great sign.
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Post by chrom on Apr 27, 2024 9:35:16 GMT -5
They know that it'll get massacred by S3 and Mufasa right?
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Post by burdette25159 on Apr 27, 2024 12:35:58 GMT -5
They know that it'll get massacred by S3 and Mufasa right? Its now also coming out the same day as the Lord of the Rings anime movie with a voice cast of mostly unknowns I think
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Apr 27, 2024 13:22:18 GMT -5
Like the 2 Venom movies and Morbieus I will watch Kraven when it hits STARZ like 3 months after leaving theaters.
Both Venom films were fun. And Morbieus wasn't nearly as bad as I heard.
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Post by chrom on Apr 27, 2024 15:14:12 GMT -5
They know that it'll get massacred by S3 and Mufasa right? Its now also coming out the same day as the Lord of the Rings anime movie with a voice cast of mostly unknowns I think Can't be any worse than Rings of Power
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Post by chrom on Apr 27, 2024 20:49:52 GMT -5
The film wrapped up production over a year ago right?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 28, 2024 1:16:27 GMT -5
The film wrapped up production over a year ago right? Almost two years ago. Its original release date was scheduled for January 2023.
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Post by chrom on Apr 28, 2024 5:59:17 GMT -5
The film wrapped up production over a year ago right? Almost two years ago. Its original release date was scheduled for January 2023. Good grief
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Apr 28, 2024 6:07:12 GMT -5
It's just going to lose a shitload of money no matter when you release it, just stop delaying the stupid thing already.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 28, 2024 6:22:16 GMT -5
I'm still beside myself that Sony thought they could make a Sinister Sixverse work like... anyone gives this much of a shit about standalone Sinister Six movies.
Like along with Morbius (and it's ridiculous post-credts) and this, El Muerto was such a DOA concept that Bad Bunny didn't even stick around as the star for like 2 f***ing months lmfao
The fans either want an Andrew Garfield Spider-man film continuation, Venom, or pretty much nothing from this universe...
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Post by schizo on Apr 28, 2024 6:34:59 GMT -5
Kraven: “He was in Africa with my mom when she was researching lions right before she died”
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