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Post by The Rick Jericho on Aug 7, 2021 9:41:25 GMT -5
411 Mania.
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Totorob101
Hank Scorpio
Glob Glob Glob
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Post by Totorob101 on Aug 7, 2021 9:47:20 GMT -5
I give him a month.
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WIENERS=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Hug?
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Post by WIENERS=$$$ on Aug 7, 2021 9:47:37 GMT -5
Wilfinger D. Ceman
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warden
Don Corleone
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Post by warden on Aug 7, 2021 9:55:42 GMT -5
Wilfinger? Very generous of him. Lol how do these names exist
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 7, 2021 9:57:19 GMT -5
The most important job requirement appears to be: Pornstar Name
you know, on second thought this makes perfect sense. If Vince thinks your name is hilarious you'll be the only person he remembers out of the group
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Post by sabretooth on Aug 7, 2021 10:13:02 GMT -5
Think they could get this guy to head up the TV division?  |
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Aug 7, 2021 10:29:57 GMT -5
If Ceman wins we riot.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Aug 7, 2021 10:44:29 GMT -5
They book shows to make a 70 year old teenager laugh, now they're hiring based on that too.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Aug 7, 2021 11:06:56 GMT -5
That will be released in the time span of 5 months to a year from now.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2021 11:08:35 GMT -5
Wilfinger for Ceman?
Wilfinger for Ceman!
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Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Fade on Aug 7, 2021 13:12:17 GMT -5
Once Ceman was released, replacement is not an option.
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schma
El Dandy
Who are you to doubt me?
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Post by schma on Aug 7, 2021 13:38:51 GMT -5
I can just imagine this guy announcing this great opportunity, loading up twitter, seeing the list of releases and just going 'oh God, what have I done?!'
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Aug 7, 2021 14:11:43 GMT -5
What if the whole bizarre WWE developmental naming pattern came from Vince hiring guys with weird names like Ceman and Wilfinger with no self-awareness and then they'd be all "sure, let's call him Lloyd Boner, that's a nice normal name"?
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thehottag
Don Corleone
We're here for one reason only: fame, fortune, & the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions!
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Post by thehottag on Aug 7, 2021 14:24:26 GMT -5
New Ceman?
You can't expect me to swallow that.
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Ringmaster
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Ringmaster on Aug 7, 2021 14:29:17 GMT -5
Is new talent code for 'People we can exploit that won't be told otherwise by other wrestlers'?
As for Cemen, He seems to be coming into a sticky situation
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Schizo
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Schizo on Aug 7, 2021 14:59:17 GMT -5
All the good Ceman jokes are taken.
You guys beat me to it
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 7, 2021 15:02:17 GMT -5
They are already preparing his replacement, Willy Spurtz, just in case.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death
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Post by Talent Name on Aug 7, 2021 16:07:00 GMT -5
Threw out one Ceman sock for another
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Aug 7, 2021 17:03:01 GMT -5
What's Jerry Jizz doing in the Impact Zone?
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Aug 7, 2021 20:01:36 GMT -5
Willfinger... Not since Kit Fisto has someone set up the joke so neatly when naming something.
It's like if I had a pet Camel, and I named it Joe.
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