Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 11, 2021 22:29:11 GMT -5
Same guy as I've mentioned before, walked around work for months with a giant hole in the side of his jacket, like from his tits to his waist, because he somehow managed to light himself on fire.
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Post by koreycaskets on Nov 12, 2021 13:21:52 GMT -5
Could have been disaster but no one got hurt and was freaking gold!
Was working at a restaurant and was in the back. Sone of the storage you had to use a ladder to get to it. A guy fell off the ladder into a pile of boxes.
I'm like OMG, Other guy runs over and points ECW ECW ECW ECW .
One of those you had to be there moments haha
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Post by bibboid on Nov 13, 2021 19:23:09 GMT -5
Same company I mentioned earlier in this thread. There was a pine tree growing on either side of the shipping dock doors. One Friday the UPS driver pulled the warehouse manager aside and told him there were some boxes stashed behind one of the trees. Boss brings them inside and announces very loudly that stealing is a fireable offense. If you needed something and asked the boss for it, he would gladly write it off and give it to you for free, so the only reason for someone to steal is that they were idiots. Everyone claims ignorance of how the boxes got there. The boss and I sat down to find how to keep it from happening again. I owned a chainsaw and offered to cut the trees down and boss sent his college age son the next day to help me do just that. All the branches went in the dumpsters and all the logs got piled up on the unused side of the building. To all appearances, the trees simply vanished.
On Monday morning the boss and I came in early and watched from the loading dock as everyone arrived. The looks on the workers faces was priceless. Everything from laughter (from the girl who knew it was happening but didn’t want to be a snitch) to shock and fear (from the guy we suspected anyway since he knew how busted he was)
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Nov 13, 2021 19:48:37 GMT -5
Back when I worked on the telephones at a car supermarket, we stayed after hours to answer calls that come through to book appointments for the next day. We worked in a team of 4. One of the lads (Ted) was on a call finishing up an appointment when all of a sudden I heard a thud and a clatter. I looked up from my screen and he was on the floor furiously scrambling (I’m talking legs in the air, arms all over the place) to get back up, me and another lad (Jim)tried so hard not to laugh hysterically and managed to hold until he had finished the call when all 3 of us exploded in laughter. The final member of the team (Sue) was on her break upstairs and she came down to see why we were laughing. Turned out that Jim saw the entire thing and was telling Sue what happened when all of a sudden Jim collapsed exactly the same way Ted did. We were all laughing so hard that we missed a call that came as we couldn’t gain our composure.
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HeyYo
Trap-Jaw
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Post by HeyYo on Jan 14, 2022 7:40:03 GMT -5
To add to my previous story, a funny one happened yesterday.
A girl from Argentina, English is her second language. She thought pea soup was pee soup. I couldn't stop laughing.
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