Pro Wrestling Dreams

[smokinvokoun86]

This is a thread for me to remember the dreams I had and have people share their pro wrestling related dreams.

I just literally woke up from one. The gist of it was I was a pro wrestler, going back in time, back to say WrestleMania 22. Like it was at that arena and had the same ring ropes and set up, but the big difference was that the main event was a wedding between John Cena and I can’t remember the diva. And I was John Cena’s best man. I remember it involved an entrance that involved bungee jumping into the arena and into the ring, which is something WWE didn’t tell the wedding party they would be doing until the second it happened. Plus I remember cutting a promo to fake crowd reaction. Like there were cheers but the crowd was barely moving.

Also I’m wondering if I was taking the place of someone. Like the announcer kept calling me Marko Stunt despite being a foot taller and much heavier. And the last thing I remember is a woman wrestler giving me the side eye as if to say, “You’re not Marko Stunt.” Then I woke up.

[Hypnosis]

Sorry for the late reply, but I just had one last night:

JD Drake wrestled Leva Bates in an intergender No DQ match on AEW Dark.  During the middle, while Leva had the advantage, the lights turned blue, and a bunch of Kidd Bandit clones attempted to attack her, but she fought them off with a plastic sword.  However, that gave Drake enough time to recover and dropkick Leva through a table that was set up in the corner for the win.

The footage then switched to Austin Theory watching the match on a laptop in Vince McMahon's office, asking:"Who booked this crap?!"  He then left the room, and later, Vince was shown strutting out with John Laurinaitis while holding a giant Domino's pizza box and yelling:"Skittles has more Superstars than ever before!"  WWE had apparently been renamed to the candy.

That was the end.

[CeilingFan]

I had a dream last week about Anna Jay.

Can't really talk about it, though.....

[Deleted]

I once had a dream that The Undertaker was making me take acid and hallucinate. I'm pretty sure it was just an acid flashback in my sleep though.

As far as daydreams, I'm in a thruple with Alexa Bliss and Liv Morgan. Don't tell on me to them that Penelope Ford is my side chick though.

[Deleted]

When I was a kid, I once had a dream that I went downstairs and Randy Savage was ironing our laundry in full neon cowboy gear.

[Mozenrath]

MJF tried to call Cody's virility into question in a promo in one of my dreams, leading to the crowd chanting "CODY'S BALLS!", weirdly in support of Cody, to an aghast MJF. This was pre-Liberty Rhodes.

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

Some of my favorites:

• Going to an autograph signing featuring Chris Jericho (early WWF sparkly shirt version), except instead of sitting behind a table, he was up in the branches of a tree

• The Great Muta (classic 90s version) randomly showing up in my apartment, quoting a line from MST3K Pumaman and ordering me a fajita

• Helping Broken Matt Hardy find a replacement drone battery in a weird mashup of my hometown and Ocarina of Time's Kakariko Village

I have perfectly normal dreams.

[Bad Moon]

There are two I remember very distinctly.
One was about watching Santino and Santina (the cross-dressing gimmick he did in like 2008) furiously making out in a movie theater until Beth Phoenix walks in and attacks both of them.
The other one was me being at a Full Sail NXT show, sneaking backstage to find Finn Balor for some reason, but before I do Undertaker pops out of a locker and chases me around, I try to hide in the Bullet Club locker room (the whole ass OG Bullet Club had a shared locker room at Full Sail for some reason) but the Good Brothers catch me and throw me out.

[jimmyjackezekiel]

The only one I can remember is one from my early teens. I saw Ivory naked. She had man parts. No sausage, just the walnuts.

[Psicofreak667]

I've had two (four if you count efeds as wrestling).

One, well, remember Surge? I loved Surge. Surge had been off the market for about a year. In the dream, I'm in a Giant grocery store with my old boy scout troop and there's one bottle of Surge left and we all want it. So Trish Stratus appears out of nowhere with one of those little bussable tray holders and a bunch of plastic glasses. I figure she's there to fairy divvy up the Surge. She takes the Surge, pours it into glasses, and then leaves with them. None of us got any Surge.

Second. I had this dream where I was part of some ridiculous 30 vs 30 match that took place on an obstacle course instead of a wrestling ring. You know, the ones with all sorts of padded shapes and climbing platforms. I was just one of the 30, and not a single one was a real wrestler. I was fighting some dude in a white Tiger Mask outfit. I was also my real self, so I couldn't do anything I couldn't do when I was a kid playing wrestling on a ring made out of barstools, twine and my dad's exercise mats - so you know, DDTs and low angle dropkicks. I did a pretty cool baseball slide off the edge of one of the climbing shape platforms though. After a few minutes, the dream got bored of itself and changed to Cactus Jack sliding down a waterslide while his theme music played.

One of the efedding dreams, I was at a strip mall food court with one of my tag teams, and we wanted to get BBQ, but all the little foot court bbq restaurant had was portions of that white spongey stuff, or an entire horse's head.

The other efed dream was actually kinda good, only, one of the characters in it had just quit so the angle seeds it planted were wasted.

[DragonMasterP]

One time I dreamed that Mark Henry was beating up Funaki for some reason backstage. After a commercial break, Funaki is in the ring, calling Henry out. So Mark Henry comes out, gets in the ring, and Funaki immediately starts trash talking him, which he doesn't take seriously at all. While this is going on, out comes Taka (Who is the same size as Henry for some reason) with a chair. He hits Henry with the chair and keeps stomping on him as Funaki joins in, then I woke up.

[greyfmdan]

Dec 28, 2021 14:34:49 GMT -5 Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks said:

Some of my favorites:

• Going to an autograph signing featuring Chris Jericho (early WWF sparkly shirt version), except instead of sitting behind a table, he was up in the branches of a tree

So he still has a Biblically-themed name, but changes his gimmick to become Chris Zacchaeus?

[This Player Hating Mothman]

I once dreamt Triple H left unfavorable views about my fanfiction. It wasn't about him at all but it gave me a big crisis and ruined my day in the dream and I just kept going around telling people about his comments, outraged.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Related... I ran a film production company and hired Vince Russo to write the script for a movie. It was a buddy cop action/comedy, and he kept changing details as filming continued. New lines each morning, new scenes daily, sets that were made one day were useless the next, eventually he pissed off the original director and started directing the movie himself.

Movie was finally finished and was shown at the South By Southwest film festival, to a chorus of boos and jeers.

The next night, the "making of" documentary of the film was shown and became the hit of the festival, the funniest thing anyone had seen all year.

Years later, the documentary comes out on DVD with the movie as a "special bonus feature".

[One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel]

I had a dream years ago that a Triple H UFC run was an established thing that happened. Like everybody knows that HHH went to UFC a few years back, you don't remember that? What are you a f***ing idiot?

Also I think he beat up my dad??

[This Player Hating Mothman]

Dec 30, 2021 1:15:38 GMT -5 One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel said:

I had a dream years ago that a Triple H UFC run was an established thing that happened. Like everybody knows that HHH went to UFC a few years back, you don't remember that? What are you a f***ing idiot?

Also I think he beat up my dad??

Was it in the UFC? Please say yes.

[The Creepo Man]

I remember having one where Savio Vega was making his entrance, giving 👋 5’s and then I yelled, “Hi, Kwang! How are you doing?” The whole arena 😱 in shock, his music stopped and he gave me a dirty look and walked off.

I had one where I got Liv Morgan’s autograph and she gave me the spare key to her hotel room. Damn cat woke me up a few minutes later. I do have her autograph for real though (from 2019); she gave me a big hug and we both put our arms around our shoulders for the picture.

[One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel]

Dec 30, 2021 2:02:29 GMT -5 This Player Hating Mothman said:

Dec 30, 2021 1:15:38 GMT -5 One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel said:

I had a dream years ago that a Triple H UFC run was an established thing that happened. Like everybody knows that HHH went to UFC a few years back, you don't remember that? What are you a f***ing idiot?

Also I think he beat up my dad??

Was it in the UFC? Please say yes.

No but he did beat Batista in the UFC. Also Lesnar. 

[DSR]

officialfan.proboards.com/thread/471441/bizarre-wrestling-dream-last-night

[Super Nintenjoe KBD]

Had one once back in the times when wrestling tapes were very rare to come across, that the shop at my local petrol station suddenly had an amazing section of all sorts of wrestling VHS beside the magazines. Was devastated waking up to realise that one wasn't real.