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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Dec 8, 2021 17:03:40 GMT -5
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Dec 8, 2021 17:07:38 GMT -5
See, now I think they should take a different approach with Von…
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Post by Corre.222 on Dec 8, 2021 21:42:21 GMT -5
Von Wagner seems straight out of WCW Worldwide & WCW Saturday Night, but looks to be pushed as a big time superstar. Kind of a like a throwback, which I like. I remember Wayne Bloom vividly in WCW.
What you have to wonder is why did Von Wagner even bother to befriend Kyle O'Reilly (KAYFABE WISE), and go to the woods all buddy buddy, only for Von to just turn like Adam Cole did? It's likely because they just decided on the spur of the moment on this feud as Kyle is likely leaving (or to bury), but these logic gaps are kind of just weird.
Noe Kyle O'Reilly is the new Sting.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 8, 2021 22:08:17 GMT -5
Makes me think that when Cora Jade was dismissing Grayson Waller as a face then he turned heel, it was just a coincidence that happened to be that way, because WWE ain't thinking that long ahead, even though NXT is my fav show between the 3 right now. When did they cut Blake Christian (her actual IRL boyfriend), before or after that segment? Because you have to remember, blink and miss it type stuff, she had him as her boyfriend on screen early on.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Dec 9, 2021 10:08:50 GMT -5
TIL: Von Wagner was on RAW Underground
Also, this was my first time ever seeing a full RAW Underground match instead of just reading about it and I can't f***ing believe that Jerry Seinfeld's Bloodsport was the whole third hour at one point.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 9, 2021 10:15:59 GMT -5
TIL: Von Wagner was on RAW Underground Also, this was my first time ever seeing a full RAW Underground match instead of just reading about it and I can't f***ing believe that Jerry Seinfeld's Bloodsport was the whole third hour at one point. If it had Jerry Seinfeld doing a tight five in the background while Dabba-Kato irons out some meatbag, the show would be getting 10 million viewers a week.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jan 4, 2022 22:25:18 GMT -5
Von Wagner said new year new me, got a camo Hawaiian shirt, and cut a promo addressing the worldwide problem of Von Wagner Watch Parties.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2022 22:37:03 GMT -5
Vonathan made the biggest mistake of his life by f***ing with Ivy Nile.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Jan 4, 2022 23:32:44 GMT -5
Vonathan made the biggest mistake of his life by f***ing with Ivy Nile. That segment was so weird in that I don't know what they were going for. I'm guessing it's leading to a Von against Roddy but it came off more like it was setting up a Von and Ivy feud which I don't even know how that would work. Although Von losing to 5'2" "little girl" would be very par for course for him being a big doofus who screws up the most easy things whether it being the first guy to fail at beating down his partner on a heel turn and somehow getting his ass kicked instead or losing an enhancement match that was advertised as Von Wagner in action.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jan 4, 2022 23:33:50 GMT -5
Von Wagner said new year new me, got a camo Hawaiian shirt, and cut a promo addressing the worldwide problem of Von Wagner Watch Parties.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jan 4, 2022 23:37:05 GMT -5
Von looks like he gets 2 hours of sleep every night.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Jan 4, 2022 23:48:57 GMT -5
Von Wagner said new year new me, got a camo Hawaiian shirt, and cut a promo addressing the worldwide problem of Von Wagner Watch Parties. Is it really a surpise? You did see his interactions with Kyle O'Reilly didn't you?
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Jan 5, 2022 0:35:54 GMT -5
Von Wagner becomes Van Wagon RV Trailer enthusiast.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 5, 2022 2:59:10 GMT -5
Good to keep track of his evolution. He's got to cross over to modern homosapien at some point.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2022 15:55:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2022 16:17:38 GMT -5
hey why the f*** did no one tell me neco-arc was on FAN
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Post by Legion on Jan 6, 2022 17:31:00 GMT -5
Vonathan made the biggest mistake of his life by f***ing with Ivy Nile. That segment was so weird in that I don't know what they were going for. I'm guessing it's leading to a Von against Roddy but it came off more like it was setting up a Von and Ivy feud which I don't even know how that would work. Although Von losing to 5'2" "little girl" would be very par for course for him being a big doofus who screws up the most easy things whether it being the first guy to fail at beating down his partner on a heel turn and somehow getting his ass kicked instead or losing an enhancement match that was advertised as Von Wagner in action. Romance angle.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jun 23, 2022 3:58:40 GMT -5
6 months in update: Has new music, two managers, and absolutely nothing else oh my god this dude hasn't progressed at all. I tried to find Von Wagner fanart and literally no one has ever tried to draw him. Brutal when you consider that Jack Swagger had a detailed portrait of himself eating a sub next to a hungry seagull on like year 2 or 3 of his career. Double brutal when you consider I now have "Von Wagner deviantart" in my search history. His biggest impact on this business so far is legit CUM TOOSDAY.
Also he killed KUSHIDA.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jun 23, 2022 5:58:18 GMT -5
6 months in update: Has new music, two managers, and absolutely nothing else oh my god this dude hasn't progressed at all. I tried to find Von Wagner fanart and literally no one has ever tried to draw him. Brutal when you consider that Jack Swagger had a detailed portrait of himself eating a sub next to a hungry seagull on like year 2 or 3 of his career. Double brutal when you consider I now have "Von Wagner deviantart" in my search history. His biggest impact on this business so far is legit CUM TOOSDAY. Also he killed KUSHIDA. I'm still amazed that WWE went out of their way to book him against Kyle O'Reilly inside a steel cage, get the biggest win of his career basically sending him packing from the company and since that time nothing's happened with Wagner to capitalize on that. Whether it's on him, on the company, both, who knows but it's just staggering. Meanwhile, Kyle got hit in the balls with a baseball bat by Sting and gained more character from that then Wagner has in 6 months.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 23, 2022 6:45:20 GMT -5
6 months in update: Has new music, two managers, and absolutely nothing else oh my god this dude hasn't progressed at all. I tried to find Von Wagner fanart and literally no one has ever tried to draw him. Brutal when you consider that Jack Swagger had a detailed portrait of himself eating a sub next to a hungry seagull on like year 2 or 3 of his career. Double brutal when you consider I now have "Von Wagner deviantart" in my search history. His biggest impact on this business so far is legit CUM TOOSDAY. Also he killed KUSHIDA. He can't even get kisekae or South Park character generator fanart. No Von Wagner the Hedgehog. If he'd tried to make a Picrew, it'd tell him no.
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