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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Dec 7, 2021 22:25:53 GMT -5
So we've got a thread for his trials and tribulations with Kyle, but I think the primordial man deserves his own discussion. The absolute most barebones wrestler to ever do it. So barebones that I don't even feel comfortable saying that he's good or bad cause dude is straight up a Rookie in every area. Literally gaining new powerups and clothes in realtime. Doing scoop slams. Doing sidewalk slams. Doing a bear hug. Doing another bear hug. He's broken wrestling down to its most bare essentials.
This man was put in a cage with his blood rival and spent like an hour doing chinlocks and bearhugs. What the f*** man lmao
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Dec 7, 2021 22:27:57 GMT -5
DUMASS
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Post by Celexa Bliss on Dec 7, 2021 22:30:56 GMT -5
Yeah... he's still got some work to do before he wins me over. Right now, he's still the dude who's name I type incorrectly on purpose to pop myself lol
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2021 22:32:44 GMT -5
Maybe one day he'll become interesting, but right now this boy makes Big Cass look like Sycho Sid.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Dec 7, 2021 22:34:27 GMT -5
Maybe one day he'll become intereting, but right now this boy makes Big Cass look like Sycho Sid. I made this thread cause I want somewhere we can keep track of his Spore evolutions. We must study him.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2021 22:36:59 GMT -5
Maybe one day he'll become intereting, but right now this boy makes Big Cass look like Sycho Sid. I made this thread cause I want somewhere we can keep track of his Spore evolutions. We must study him. If any thread needs to be stickied, it's this one.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Dec 7, 2021 22:37:22 GMT -5
So we've got a thread for his trials and tribulations with Kyle, but I think the primordial man deserves his own discussion. The absolute most barebones wrestler to ever do it. Literally gaining new powerups and clothes in realtime. Doing scoop slams. Doing sidewalk slams. Doing a bear hug. Doing another bear hug. He's broken wrestling down to its most bare essentials. This man was put in a cage with his blood rival and spent like an hour doing chinlocks and bearhugs. What the f*** man lmao Well I mean he is a primordial caveman. Or at least he really looks like one anyways. So I guess it makes sense that he's just trying to send wrestling back to the stone ages with his rudimentary offense maneuvers.
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Post by mistery on Dec 7, 2021 22:38:44 GMT -5
Yeah... he's still got some work to do before he wins me over. Right now, he's still the dude who's name I type incorrectly on purpose to pop myself lol The dude has like...an incredibly low ceiling, no matter what. Voltz Wagoner is someone I seriously do not see doing well in WWE. It's a mean thing to say, but it's just how everything is shaping up right now.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 7, 2021 22:39:39 GMT -5
Dude is f***ing great.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 7, 2021 22:41:38 GMT -5
Well you see he's just a caveman.
Our world frightens and confuses him! Sometimes the honking horns of traffic make him want to get out of his BMW.. and runoff into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when he gets a message on his computer, he wonders: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” he doesn’t know! His primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2021 22:41:57 GMT -5
He looks like Anakin in Episode 3 and act like Strowman did in his first week.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 7, 2021 22:43:44 GMT -5
As long as the dude can work the basics without it looking like he could injure someone at any moment, that puts him ahead of many talents they’ve had in that company over the years already. And he doesn’t seem to be a bad person IRL, so it’s not like I have any inherent interest in wanting him to fail in that regard. He just needs polish… and better gear… and probably a new name… and an actual gimmick.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Dec 7, 2021 23:52:57 GMT -5
I do think there's something there, and I remember reading somewhere he's someone who people really like working with, but he definitely needs to find himself. As it is he's very, very plain.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Dec 8, 2021 0:49:24 GMT -5
He's a little out there
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Post by Chiral on Dec 8, 2021 0:53:17 GMT -5
Right now he's like a guy who was supposed to be facing Undertaker around No Mercy 2004-No Way Out 2005 as an unfrozen caveman gimmick but they kept him frozen too long but he still wrestles 2004 hoss style.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 8, 2021 1:01:33 GMT -5
Right now he's like a guy who was supposed to be facing Undertaker around No Mercy 2004-No Way Out 2005 as an unfrozen caveman gimmick but they kept him frozen too long but he still wrestles 2004 hoss style. I feel almost insulted on Wagner's behalf for him being compared to Heidenreich.
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Post by Perd on Dec 8, 2021 1:07:24 GMT -5
This thread is making me wistful for the halcyon days of the hoss. It’s making me hoss-talgic, is what it’s doing.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 8, 2021 1:28:03 GMT -5
This thread is making me wistful for the halcyon days of the hoss. It’s making me hoss-talgic, is what it’s doing. It's been a while since I've had to do this... *blows dust* DAMMIT PERD
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 8, 2021 3:39:26 GMT -5
I do think there's something there, and I remember reading somewhere he's someone who people really like working with, but he definitely needs to find himself. As it is he's very, very plain. He'd be perfect for like the new season of "Proving Ground!" or if they had that "Florida House Loop Show" they were talking about for a while... cause while he's not bad at anything... he needs like improvement in like literally every area.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 8, 2021 3:43:26 GMT -5
I sort of like him, and I can't really say why. Maybe some of it is because he is so green, he could turn into just about anything, good or bad, with patience and effort. He's the blind bag of wrestlers.
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