Look, I don't want to get political or religious here....
Dec 25, 2021 8:02:17 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2021 8:02:17 GMT -5
...But the Santa Denialism on this board is kind of out of control. Wake up sheeple, that's what the man wants you to think.
IRREFUTIBLE ARGUMENTS FOR THE EXISTENCE OF SANTA:
Argument from Design
Every Christmas, a bunch of presents appear under my Christmas tree. I looked up pictures of the PS5 I might be getting if I’m nice, and it looks so beautiful that it can’t possibly have been made in a factory. No, the design is so complex and intricate that it must have been made by elves in Santa’s workshop. Therefore, Santa exists.
Moral Argument
Every year, Santa keeps two lists containing all the children of the world: one for “nice” children, one for “naughty” children. This incentivizes children to be on their best behavior, so they don’t get a lump of coal in their stocking this Christmas. But if Santa doesn’t exist and people stop believing in him, what happens then? Then we have no universal standard of morality! If there is no standard for what is naughty or nice, all is permitted! There’ll be rioting in the streets! Ax murderers breaking down your doors! Maniacs poisoning the water tower! Nuclear armageddon! OH GOD WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! Therefore, Santa exists.
Argument from Incredulity
Are you SERIOUSLY asking me to believe that EVERY SINGLE PARENT on the ENTIRE PLANET just HAPPENS to spend a fat wad of cash on toys EVERY December, and then they just HAPPEN to give it to their kids on the EXACT SAME DAY, EVERY SINGLE YEAR? I simply find that to be too much of a COINCIDENCE to believe. Therefore, Santa exists.
Big ups to the fine mega geniuses at Reddit for bringing these truths to my attention. Further reading from the Guardian: www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/dec/12/santa-claus-father-christmas
Anyway, I think you can now all see that Santa is real and any attempts to deny him further WILL result in you being put on the naughty list.
Checkmate Anti-Santites.
IRREFUTIBLE ARGUMENTS FOR THE EXISTENCE OF SANTA:
Argument from Design
Every Christmas, a bunch of presents appear under my Christmas tree. I looked up pictures of the PS5 I might be getting if I’m nice, and it looks so beautiful that it can’t possibly have been made in a factory. No, the design is so complex and intricate that it must have been made by elves in Santa’s workshop. Therefore, Santa exists.
Moral Argument
Every year, Santa keeps two lists containing all the children of the world: one for “nice” children, one for “naughty” children. This incentivizes children to be on their best behavior, so they don’t get a lump of coal in their stocking this Christmas. But if Santa doesn’t exist and people stop believing in him, what happens then? Then we have no universal standard of morality! If there is no standard for what is naughty or nice, all is permitted! There’ll be rioting in the streets! Ax murderers breaking down your doors! Maniacs poisoning the water tower! Nuclear armageddon! OH GOD WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! Therefore, Santa exists.
Argument from Incredulity
Are you SERIOUSLY asking me to believe that EVERY SINGLE PARENT on the ENTIRE PLANET just HAPPENS to spend a fat wad of cash on toys EVERY December, and then they just HAPPEN to give it to their kids on the EXACT SAME DAY, EVERY SINGLE YEAR? I simply find that to be too much of a COINCIDENCE to believe. Therefore, Santa exists.
Big ups to the fine mega geniuses at Reddit for bringing these truths to my attention. Further reading from the Guardian: www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/dec/12/santa-claus-father-christmas
Anyway, I think you can now all see that Santa is real and any attempts to deny him further WILL result in you being put on the naughty list.
Checkmate Anti-Santites.
