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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2021 8:02:17 GMT -5
...But the Santa Denialism on this board is kind of out of control. Wake up sheeple, that's what the man wants you to think. IRREFUTIBLE ARGUMENTS FOR THE EXISTENCE OF SANTA: Argument from Design
Every Christmas, a bunch of presents appear under my Christmas tree. I looked up pictures of the PS5 I might be getting if I’m nice, and it looks so beautiful that it can’t possibly have been made in a factory. No, the design is so complex and intricate that it must have been made by elves in Santa’s workshop. Therefore, Santa exists. Moral Argument
Every year, Santa keeps two lists containing all the children of the world: one for “nice” children, one for “naughty” children. This incentivizes children to be on their best behavior, so they don’t get a lump of coal in their stocking this Christmas. But if Santa doesn’t exist and people stop believing in him, what happens then? Then we have no universal standard of morality! If there is no standard for what is naughty or nice, all is permitted! There’ll be rioting in the streets! Ax murderers breaking down your doors! Maniacs poisoning the water tower! Nuclear armageddon! OH GOD WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! Therefore, Santa exists. Argument from Incredulity
Are you SERIOUSLY asking me to believe that EVERY SINGLE PARENT on the ENTIRE PLANET just HAPPENS to spend a fat wad of cash on toys EVERY December, and then they just HAPPEN to give it to their kids on the EXACT SAME DAY, EVERY SINGLE YEAR? I simply find that to be too much of a COINCIDENCE to believe. Therefore, Santa exists. Big ups to the fine mega geniuses at Reddit for bringing these truths to my attention. Further reading from the Guardian: www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/dec/12/santa-claus-father-christmasAnyway, I think you can now all see that Santa is real and any attempts to deny him further WILL result in you being put on the naughty list. Checkmate Anti-Santites.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Dec 25, 2021 9:52:08 GMT -5
I thought this board was better than North-Pole Propaganda.
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 25, 2021 9:58:00 GMT -5
Look, all I know is they say he conquered the Martians, and since then I ain’t seen no Martians.
I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.
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Post by Larryhausen on Dec 25, 2021 9:59:42 GMT -5
I am NOT an Anti Santite!!!!
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Dec 25, 2021 10:05:00 GMT -5
Everyone should just do their own research. Don't let some highfalutin poster tell you you're wrong just because he's spent a lot of time studying this and you haven't.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2021 10:29:08 GMT -5
The whole thing is one big conspiracy.
There's no proof, but that's part of the conspiracy.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 25, 2021 11:02:30 GMT -5
The whole thing is one big conspiracy. There's no proof, but that's part of the conspiracy. C-O-N-spiracy.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 25, 2021 11:13:38 GMT -5
I thought this board was better than North-Pole Propaganda. You’re just spreading anti-reindeer rhetoric.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 25, 2021 11:16:48 GMT -5
Look, all I know is they say he conquered the Martians, and since then I ain’t seen no Martians. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’. Santa never went to Mars! Stanley Kubrick filmed that on a soundstage in the North Pole to discredit the Easter Bunny. WAKE UP SEEPLE!
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 25, 2021 11:30:37 GMT -5
Look, all I know is they say he conquered the Martians, and since then I ain’t seen no Martians. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’. Santa never went to Mars! Stanley Kubrick filmed that on a soundstage in the North Pole to discredit the Easter Bunny. WAKE UP SEEPLE! Are you suggesting Droppo was actually Peter Sellers?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 25, 2021 11:53:00 GMT -5
Look, all I know is they say he conquered the Martians, and since then I ain’t seen no Martians. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’. Santa is Sasquatch confirmed.
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Post by greyfmdan on Dec 25, 2021 11:54:44 GMT -5
Look, all I know is they say he conquered the Martians, and since then I ain’t seen no Martians. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’. Santa never went to Mars! Stanley Kubrick filmed that on a soundstage in the North Pole to discredit the Easter Bunny. WAKE UP SEEPLE! Scamta Claus
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Dec 25, 2021 12:52:12 GMT -5
I just think it’s about time he stop saying “Ho! Ho! Ho!” And start saying “Sex Worker! Sex Worker! Sex Worker!”
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Dec 25, 2021 14:32:39 GMT -5
Explain the connection to Destrucsity
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Post by koreycaskets on Dec 25, 2021 22:45:48 GMT -5
Santa's summer home is here in Kitchener Ontario. He spends it on King St screaming at random people who won't give him change.
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Post by eJm on Dec 25, 2021 22:48:31 GMT -5
Coca Cola is a front to sell more Santa Claus!
Wait…
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Dec 25, 2021 22:58:13 GMT -5
I consider myself Santagnostic. KISS had to save someone from the Pterodactyls, but flying Reindeer and traveling around the world house by house including apartment buildings all in a 24 hour period causes doubt.
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Post by schma on Dec 25, 2021 23:24:13 GMT -5
Santa's summer home is here in Kitchener Ontario. He spends it on King St screaming at random people who won't give him change. To be fair if you were on that King street, would you be feeling charitable?
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Dec 25, 2021 23:36:50 GMT -5
I still want to know if Santa has any connection to Destrucsity. Or Christmas, is it anyway connected to to disciplines of Destrucsity?
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Post by koreycaskets on Dec 26, 2021 0:11:27 GMT -5
Santa's summer home is here in Kitchener Ontario. He spends it on King St screaming at random people who won't give him change. To be fair if you were on that King street, would you be feeling charitable? I worked on that King St for 7 years sooooo...Hahaha.
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