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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2022 8:19:53 GMT -5
Missing that big Interstate turn:
"Ah Son of a Bitch"
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 10, 2022 10:32:34 GMT -5
Bah Gawd! Don't miss the next left! *Forgets to turn left* Awww, SonuvaBITCH!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 10, 2022 10:36:19 GMT -5
*you park your car after your morning commute*
"Mercifully, it's over."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2022 12:22:09 GMT -5
GPS detects recent speed trap on the way:
Tell me why, you son of a bitch, tell me why!
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
Posts: 4,369
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 11, 2022 1:19:48 GMT -5
Bah Gawd, if you miss this left turn in 1/4 mile I’m gonna shove a twisty rocket up your ass!
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67 more
King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
Posts: 11,503
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Post by 67 more on Jan 11, 2022 1:57:05 GMT -5
*gets caught speeding*
The fine broke the bank, but the points on your licence broke my heart
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jan 11, 2022 2:54:15 GMT -5
"Fruity, delicious, delicious, oh lord, fruity fruity bah gawd fruity Skittles!" "Those are traffic lights, JR."
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Scott
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Scott on Jan 11, 2022 3:25:28 GMT -5
I’d just want it to somehow yell “Booger Red” at a child.
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Post by Slapcrunk on Jan 11, 2022 11:10:27 GMT -5
A woman driver cuts you off in traffic:
"That damn jezebel!"
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 11, 2022 11:11:54 GMT -5
/car goes over the speed limit/
"Will somebody stop the damn car!?"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 11, 2022 13:09:36 GMT -5
'This is gonna be bowling shoe ugly'
*parallel parking occurs*
'Mercifully it's over'
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 11, 2022 15:54:20 GMT -5
god help you when you drive by or even remotely close to Norman, Oklahoma.....
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
Posts: 4,369
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 11, 2022 16:00:52 GMT -5
god help you when you drive by or even remotely close to Norman, Oklahoma..... The GPS just says “BOOMER SOONER” nonstop until you leave the state of Oklahoma
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 16:08:38 GMT -5
Passing through a construction zone
Bah gawd, they're stomping mudholes and walking 'em dry.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jan 11, 2022 19:32:59 GMT -5
He'd be trying to direct me to BBQ restaurants and college football games. TK, I know you're in this thread. Please make this happen.
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Post by THE FVNKER on Jan 11, 2022 19:58:16 GMT -5
"WRONG TURN! WRONG TURN! WRONG TURN!"
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 11, 2022 19:58:39 GMT -5
*car goes over a cliff*
JR GPS: There’s probably some idiot at home saying, “Yeah, but they know how to fall.”
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,018
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 12, 2022 0:52:12 GMT -5
You accidently hit a pedestrian:
"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THAT KILLED HIM!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2022 1:12:09 GMT -5
Only if my car could shoot..
“Twisty rockets”
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jan 12, 2022 15:44:30 GMT -5
You accidently hit a pedestrian: "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THAT KILLED HIM!" “You son of a bitch, you realize what you just did?”
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