Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 9, 2022 18:34:50 GMT -5
Not sure why this idea popped into my head, but I think it’s worth discussing.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Jan 9, 2022 18:41:43 GMT -5
I would get too much anxiety whenever I missed a turn: “BY GAWD YOU MISSED THE LEFT. THE LEFT GOD DAMN IT!”
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 9, 2022 19:05:30 GMT -5
He'd be trying to direct me to BBQ restaurants and college football games.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 9, 2022 19:07:46 GMT -5
A Michael Cole “not this way!” would be ..well, terrible I suppose.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2022 19:11:25 GMT -5
The owner of this local restaurant has a family, eat there bah gawd!
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Wardlow on Wardlow 54
Wade Wilson
Don't get Wardlow'd by your Wardlow if you can't Wardlow them back
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on Jan 9, 2022 19:15:31 GMT -5
He'd steer us clear of the two dollar steak restaurants.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 9, 2022 19:20:12 GMT -5
I'm not sure I'd want a GPS that thought Newcastle was in Wales.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Jan 9, 2022 19:22:20 GMT -5
Every high school with Jaguar mascot: "Home of the Jags!"
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Jobes
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Post by Jobes on Jan 9, 2022 20:15:18 GMT -5
“Your three-point turn is bowling shoe ugly.”
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 9, 2022 20:18:26 GMT -5
"That's not a Left Turn, it's my ass!"
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jan 9, 2022 20:20:05 GMT -5
"It's Sunday and you know what that means! It's time to go to church and you'll start by taking a left onto Ford Street!"
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 9, 2022 20:36:47 GMT -5
“Good god almighty! There’s some really bad traffic on the I-95! But, in 10-15 minutes, business is gonna pick up! Boom boom!”
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Jan 9, 2022 20:56:43 GMT -5
"As God as my witness, this new route will make your travel time be broken in half!!!!"
Also comes with a weather feature:
"Take a jacket, but the forecast for tomorrow is STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD!!"
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jan 9, 2022 20:57:47 GMT -5
"Now this will be a restaurant quality navigation."
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 9, 2022 21:29:24 GMT -5
There's already a Jim Ross AI, so it's possible.
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Post by Gremlin on Jan 9, 2022 23:15:23 GMT -5
He’s been left high and dry! Recalculating route.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 9, 2022 23:52:24 GMT -5
Now I wanna hear a JR GPS, but it's Jawnny from nL & Deadlock doing his JR impression.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jan 10, 2022 7:12:17 GMT -5
"We're gonna reroute your destination, to MY ASS!"
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mattyy
Unicron
holy moly its the big homie
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Post by mattyy on Jan 10, 2022 7:29:17 GMT -5
"make a left turn at the light... "Killer" Karl Kox used to make left turns all the time back in my day. Stu "Don't Call Me Dick" Greyson does too... if that is his real name."
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 10, 2022 7:30:04 GMT -5
The next interssection is tougher than a 2$ steak!
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