Danhausen has officially won.

[Jonathan Michaels]

www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/austin-gunn-files-for-the-trademark-ass-boys-full-details

[EP 54 is banned from Collision]

It was only a matter of time.

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Parker Lewis Danhausen can’t lose.

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

I'm sure his dad is very proud, but he'd better not miss the boat on filing his own trademark for Billy Ass.

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

This might be peak-wrestling.

[Larryhausen]

twitter.com/JRofDOOM/status/1488572560421933059?t=2VcG-l0nfr6Gdvk2H7Qceg&s=19

My reply.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

"Your trademark application has been denied due to prior usehausen"

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

You just never know how something may click into place in wrestling. Literally anyone else calls someone “Ass Boy” over and over and over, and it legit puts their careers at risk because people will say it turns them into a non-credible joke regardless of how much they actually win. If anything, this is making their careers, because they were a rather non-descript team before all this.

Might be just that little bit of magichausen in the air, I guess.

[Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby]

Feb 1, 2022 13:14:02 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

You just never know how something may click into place in wrestling. Literally anyone else calls someone “Ass Boy” over and over and over, and it legit puts their careers at risk because people will say it turns them into a non-credible joke regardless of how much they actually win. If anything, this is making their careers, because they were a rather non-descript team before all this.

Might be just that little bit of magichausen in the air, I guess.

The combination of the Gunn kids hating it and their dad egging on the audience is the touch that makes it something special. Suddenly, it's easy to describe the Gunns in a sentence in a way that doesn't apply to any other act in the company - "entitled second-gen loudmouths who are embarrassed by their dad clinging to his claim to fame" - and that goes a long way.

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Feb 1, 2022 13:14:02 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

You just never know how something may click into place in wrestling. Literally anyone else calls someone “Ass Boy” over and over and over, and it legit puts their careers at risk because people will say it turns them into a non-credible joke regardless of how much they actually win. If anything, this is making their careers, because they were a rather non-descript team before all this.

Might be just that little bit of magichausen in the air, I guess.

I think if literally anyone else in the entire industry started calling them some variation of that it would have been long term detrimental to them, ties to their Dad's previous gimmick or not.

But goddamn...everything Danhausen touches turns to absolute goldhausen.

It's been said 10000 times BEFORE he officially signed but the amount of t-shirts he'll move & buzz he'll generate for literally doing nothing more than what he's already doing without stepping between the ropes will be a windfall for the company.

In the entire history of the company - when you look at the entire package - he might rank just behind Punk & AmDrag in terms of importance to the trajectory of the company when it's all said and done.

Yes, i'm incredibly biased. Yes, I'm still marking like a child Hogan fan circa 1987 at his signing. But I really do objectively believe that.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Feb 1, 2022 13:18:20 GMT -5 Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby said:

Feb 1, 2022 13:14:02 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

You just never know how something may click into place in wrestling. Literally anyone else calls someone “Ass Boy” over and over and over, and it legit puts their careers at risk because people will say it turns them into a non-credible joke regardless of how much they actually win. If anything, this is making their careers, because they were a rather non-descript team before all this.

Might be just that little bit of magichausen in the air, I guess.

The combination of the Gunn kids hating it and their dad egging on the audience is the touch that makes it something special. Suddenly, it's easy to describe the Gunns in a sentence in a way that doesn't apply to any other act in the company - "entitled second-gen loudmouths who are embarrassed by their dad clinging to his claim to fame" - and that goes a long way.

Yeah, because of course the kids would hate it and OF COURSE Billy would be honored.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I think this cements that The Gunn Club are eventually gonna turn face with this gimmick when they wholly embrace the power of the Ass

[Bo Rida]

Feb 1, 2022 13:18:20 GMT -5 Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby said:

Feb 1, 2022 13:14:02 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

You just never know how something may click into place in wrestling. Literally anyone else calls someone “Ass Boy” over and over and over, and it legit puts their careers at risk because people will say it turns them into a non-credible joke regardless of how much they actually win. If anything, this is making their careers, because they were a rather non-descript team before all this.

Might be just that little bit of magichausen in the air, I guess.

The combination of the Gunn kids hating it and their dad egging on the audience is the touch that makes it something special. Suddenly, it's easy to describe the Gunns in a sentence in a way that doesn't apply to any other act in the company - "entitled second-gen loudmouths who are embarrassed by their dad clinging to his claim to fame" - and that goes a long way.

It's a perfect storm of factors that make it work and a company that allows them to go with it.
Really that's a massive bpart of what's great about wrestling, the improv element and instant feedback, you'll never get the same purely from a writer's room. Plus the line between massively over success and wrestlecrap is so small.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Now Colton and Austin have to legally change their names to Rod Ass and Todd Ass to fully seal the deal.

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Feb 1, 2022 17:49:10 GMT -5 Bo Rida said:

Feb 1, 2022 13:18:20 GMT -5 Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby said:

The combination of the Gunn kids hating it and their dad egging on the audience is the touch that makes it something special. Suddenly, it's easy to describe the Gunns in a sentence in a way that doesn't apply to any other act in the company - "entitled second-gen loudmouths who are embarrassed by their dad clinging to his claim to fame" - and that goes a long way.

It's a perfect storm of factors that make it work and a company that allows them to go with it.
Really that's a massive bpart of what's great about wrestling, the improv element and instant feedback, you'll never get the same purely from a writer's room. Plus the line between massively over success and wrestlecrap is so small.

That line is beyond razor thin.

Hell there’s a branch reality in the multiverse where the Brokenverse & Danhausen (for example) fall into that very realm of Wrestlecrap. Hell, at least one of the Compound matches won a Gooker on Earth 2594-B

[King (Super) Dragunov]

Feb 1, 2022 15:56:57 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I think this cements that The Gunn Club are eventually gonna turn face with this gimmick when they wholly embrace the power of the Ass

Everyone should embrace the power of the Ass.

It's a beautiful thing.

[bob]

The pop Austin and Colten get when they officially declare themselves to be The Ass Boys will be huge and hilarious

[bob]

[The Spelunker!]

I feel like this is a long con to lure Taguchi in from New Japan. Then he can tag with Colt and Billy as the Ass Men.

[I'm A Pop Sensation]

If Danhausen wins....We All Winhausen