🧨 Dynamite Thread 2/2/22 - Danhausen Without a Planhausen

[Chiral]

So that bizarre Brandi Lambert thing was to pad time that would've been for Kendrick I assume

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Jake promos I've dearly missed

[Feargus McReddit]

Feb 2, 2022 21:07:27 GMT -5 Zone Was Wrong said:

Feb 2, 2022 21:06:50 GMT -5 RKTaker said:

intergender just because tony seems so against it in his own company i’m surprised he would let wrestlers do it in other companies especially a big name like Ruby

I think it's more like he's against it because of the networks.

Yeah, and before anyone brings it up, AXS owns Impact so they can cover the potential losses in advertising by having intergender wrestling.

[Milkman Norm]

Something about his baby and peas and being cancelled?

[Blade]

Hoo boy, two Lambert sequences, time for five pages of thread to appear as if by magic.

[Lizuka #BLM]

These shows would benefit tremendously from about 800% less Lambert.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Damn it, I’m going to carry a sign to the next AEW Dynamite card saying RESTORE THE ARCHIE SONICVERSE because the Snyder people don’t deserve all the attention and other properties need it more.

[Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast]

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"EVERYBODYSHUTTHEHELLUP-"

We need more Lance Archer just charging in and telling everyone to be quiet and wrecking shit lol

[Spiderf 4]

"You know what I really wanna do, Jake? I WANNA PLAY 22!"

[lildude8218]

Lance Archer is one of those Star Wars aliens with the brain tentacle things

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

He’s a little bit country, he’s a little bit rock n’ roll, together it’s a Texas Death Match.

[khali]

Age has ruined Vince’s voice. It just makes Jake Roberts sound more like his correct form.

[Susan "Poison" Candy]

Okay enough Dan Lambert already oh my god

[Milkman Norm]

Feb 2, 2022 21:08:47 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

These shows would benefit tremendously from about 800% less Lambert.

They just seemed so forced.

[Facetious]

Feb 2, 2022 21:08:47 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

These shows would benefit tremendously from about 800% less Lambert.

He's fine in this role, the kayfabe breaking Cornette wannabe shit is old now

[Lizuka #BLM]

Feb 2, 2022 21:08:53 GMT -5 BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps said:

Damn it, I’m going to carry a sign to the next AEW Dynamite card saying RESTORE THE ARCHIE SONICVERSE because the Snyder people don’t deserve all the attention and other properties need it more.

If AEW ever comes to WV again I'm taking a RESTORE THE DMC-VERSE sign. And I've not even played DMC.

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Feb 2, 2022 21:08:47 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

These shows would benefit tremendously from about 800% less Lambert.

While I know Lambert's hated here, his promos with Page are some of his best, they have great chemistry for some reason

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I don't hate him, but I've more than had my Dan Lambert fill for tonight.

[Flo360]

Archer vs Hangman looks like someone stole the last spirit stone at the local county fair.