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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Feb 26, 2022 0:47:19 GMT -5
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 26, 2022 0:49:05 GMT -5
I hope they're payign Excalibur extra for these card reads, because holy hell, he's sure proving his worth as a commentator lmfao. No one else I think could do this, and if they wanna try then good luck to them...
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Post by polarbearpete on Feb 26, 2022 1:26:51 GMT -5
They’re usually faster on the taped shows so I wonder if they just speed it up faster than he actually read it.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Feb 26, 2022 1:30:19 GMT -5
They’re usually faster on the taped shows so I wonder if they just speed it up faster than he actually read it. It's possible but I was a competitive debater for eight years and I know from experience that you can easily read at that speed or even faster. It's partly why I find it so amusing.
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Post by Cyno on Feb 26, 2022 1:53:39 GMT -5
They’re usually faster on the taped shows so I wonder if they just speed it up faster than he actually read it. It's possible but I was a competitive debater for eight years and I know from experience that you can easily read at that speed or even faster. It's partly why I find it so amusing. So you're saying that it's possible that Excalibur may be a master debater?
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Feb 26, 2022 1:56:11 GMT -5
He's reached the speed where my brain just shuts off and cannot remember it afterward, which feels like the wrong thing for an advertisement.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Feb 26, 2022 1:58:17 GMT -5
It's possible but I was a competitive debater for eight years and I know from experience that you can easily read at that speed or even faster. It's partly why I find it so amusing. So you're saying that it's possible that Excalibur may be a master debater? It's quite likely. He seems to have a lot of stroke these days.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 26, 2022 3:55:39 GMT -5
If this whole wrestling thing doesn’t work, dude can get into horse racing commentary or auctioneering.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 26, 2022 4:00:53 GMT -5
I think they intentionally give him difficult or lengthy ones sometimes as a rib.
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Post by eJm on Feb 26, 2022 4:17:32 GMT -5
He's reached the speed where my brain just shuts off and cannot remember it afterward, which feels like the wrong thing for an advertisement. Honestly, it’s the opposite for me, when he first did it I couldn’t help but pay attention. Which is surprising considering my brain but still.
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Post by 67 more on Feb 26, 2022 5:57:12 GMT -5
Wait til he starts talking about Micro Machines.
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Post by 4real on Feb 26, 2022 10:52:25 GMT -5
I can’t stand it really I wish he would slow down a bit. I end up not having a clue what’s on any show for next week.
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Feb 26, 2022 11:00:35 GMT -5
I'm so glad someone posted that exact clip cause I was immediately thinking about it lmao
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 26, 2022 13:04:04 GMT -5
I thought the thread title was "Speed Racer Excalibur".
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Post by mystermystery on Feb 26, 2022 17:47:57 GMT -5
I thought the thread title was "Speed Racer Excalibur". Taz is 100% Racer X, right?
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 26, 2022 18:27:26 GMT -5
It's possible but I was a competitive debater for eight years and I know from experience that you can easily read at that speed or even faster. It's partly why I find it so amusing. So you're saying that it's possible that Excalibur may be a master debater? He's certainly a masked debater.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Feb 26, 2022 19:49:52 GMT -5
It's possible but I was a competitive debater for eight years and I know from experience that you can easily read at that speed or even faster. It's partly why I find it so amusing. So you're saying that it's possible that Excalibur may be a master debater? Edit: GASP!
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 26, 2022 20:06:48 GMT -5
Wait until they introduce AEW Micro Machines.
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Feb 27, 2022 16:01:38 GMT -5
When he was reading through the the revolution card during Rampage I thought he was going to do himself some damage lol
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Feb 28, 2022 13:47:37 GMT -5
So you're saying that it's possible that Excalibur may be a master debater? He's certainly a masked debater. But would you go so far as to say he is a master masked debater?
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