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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Feb 26, 2022 17:49:45 GMT -5
To adequately prepare for whatever the hell the metaverse is, 163 of the 164 currently contracted AEW performers have been released.
Of the resulting funds, half will be allocated to a bleeding-edge computer science firm to develop a virtual reality representation of Nick Comoroto with advanced Nick Comoroto AI. This will be the basis for the creation of 6,000 algorithmically generated Nick Comoroto variations. In addition to cheering on your favorite Nick Comoroto in the virtual ring, through the wonders of blockchain technology, you'll be able to purchase your very own non-fungible Nick Comoroto on shopaew.com, with a wide variety of hairstyles and funny outfits to choose from.
The remaining funds will be converted to bitcoin and sent to highly skilled hacker, who will dispatch an army of Nick Comorotos to invade WWE's augmented reality system and lay a beatdown on the giant chocolate Roman Reigns, kicking off the modern equivalent of the Monday Night Wars.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 26, 2022 18:05:00 GMT -5
"Nick Gage is back, and he is being given an open microphone" Don't forget him being the new spokesperson for Domino's Pizza.
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Post by Mike Strike on Feb 26, 2022 18:28:14 GMT -5
He remodeled his kitchen. Now it has a giant korean bbq grill in place of the old kitchen island and the double wide fridge is stocked full of nothing but Red Bull.
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Post by gentlemengreg1 on Feb 26, 2022 18:31:45 GMT -5
Tag Team Tournament:
Jim Cornette Cup
Winning Tag Team receives Golden Rackets.
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
I Miss You Peanut😥
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Feb 26, 2022 19:11:32 GMT -5
I'm starting my own football league, and I'll call it "Tony Ball."
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Feb 26, 2022 19:14:23 GMT -5
AEW has entered into a working relationship with the WWF. That's right. The pandas are back baby!
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Feb 26, 2022 19:15:32 GMT -5
"In response to Pat vs. Vince, I am challenging Excalibur to a match at Double or Nothing"
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Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
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Post by Kalmia on Feb 26, 2022 19:25:58 GMT -5
He's sold the company to A&W restaurants on Danhausen's advice, and Dynamite will now be a two-hour documentary set in a restaurant, with the wrestlers as staff.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Feb 26, 2022 19:35:37 GMT -5
He's sold the company to A&W restaurants on Danhausen's advice, and Dynamite will now be a two-hour documentary set in a restaurant, with the wrestlers as staff. I'd still watch.
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Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
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Post by Kalmia on Feb 26, 2022 21:05:50 GMT -5
He's sold the company to A&W restaurants on Danhausen's advice, and Dynamite will now be a two-hour documentary set in a restaurant, with the wrestlers as staff. I'd still watch. Honestly, so would I. Especially if they all kept their gimmicks.
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Post by Andy Martin on Feb 26, 2022 21:16:13 GMT -5
I'm starting my own football league, and I'll call it "Tony Ball." “The Jacksonville Jaguars will still be terrible, however”
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schizo
Dennis Stamp
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Post by schizo on Feb 26, 2022 21:18:02 GMT -5
He saved money by switching to geico!
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mystermystery
Dennis Stamp
Still in the White Hummer
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Post by mystermystery on Feb 26, 2022 22:49:10 GMT -5
"So, in the process of opening The Forbidden Door, I accidentally opened a portal to Hell and released pure evil onto earth. My bad."
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Post by AKIMan64 on Feb 26, 2022 23:24:25 GMT -5
The Rock will be the guest host for the upcoming AEW Revolution PPV, as well as to promote the trailer for Black Adam this coming summer.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Feb 26, 2022 23:26:19 GMT -5
AEW has entered into a working relationship with the WWF. That's right. The pandas are back baby! You can't fool me, TK! That's just Bear Country in new ring gear.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 26, 2022 23:43:12 GMT -5
Paul Wight is investing in another strip maul.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 27, 2022 0:10:10 GMT -5
AEW announces they have officially signed John Cena, and he is contractually obligated to always show up in his Peacemaker outfit. And his new entrance is the entire opening credits of Peacemaker. Danhausen is involved as a background dancer
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 27, 2022 1:09:04 GMT -5
The Rock will be the guest host for the upcoming AEW Revolution PPV, as well as to promote the trailer for Black Adam this coming summer. I would f***ing laugh so hard if that happened, next thing you know Roman is getting squashed HARD in record time at Wrestlemania
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Feb 27, 2022 1:09:26 GMT -5
AEW announced a half hour interview show, hosted by Martin Mull, with the interviews taking place in the Fernwood 2 Nite universe.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 27, 2022 1:29:54 GMT -5
He's sold the company to A&W restaurants on Danhausen's advice, and Dynamite will now be a two-hour documentary set in a restaurant, with the wrestlers as staff. Danhausen still will not get his cheeseburger
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