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Post by Big BosskMan on Feb 28, 2022 19:51:26 GMT -5
His announcement will be that there will be no more announcements.
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Post by Hurbster on Feb 28, 2022 20:15:35 GMT -5
He gets in the ring and sings 'we ain't gonna wear no pants'. No one has the heart to bring up the double negative.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Feb 28, 2022 20:44:08 GMT -5
Someone criticized him, and y'know, he thinks they have a pretty good point.
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y4j1981
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Post by y4j1981 on Feb 28, 2022 20:50:35 GMT -5
Tony Khan announces he has sold the company. Introduces new owner..(Captain Planet themes plays) and out comes Ted Turner
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 28, 2022 21:49:49 GMT -5
They're re-signing Brian Cage.
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Post by Cyno on Feb 28, 2022 22:22:51 GMT -5
He drops his pants and leads the crowd in a rousing rendition of "The Old Grey Mare" as he shuffles left and right.
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Post by dbsot on Mar 1, 2022 6:34:35 GMT -5
He is going to announce a women's only show. The catch is that it is on a 9 pm, only 15 minutes, and on Tru TV.
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 1, 2022 10:45:17 GMT -5
"Tony Khan's following announcement...has been paid for...by the New World Order."
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 1, 2022 14:30:35 GMT -5
He was Andy Kaufman all along
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 1, 2022 14:46:12 GMT -5
I have also wrestled Chavo
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 1, 2022 14:48:14 GMT -5
Tony Khan announces that he is pregnant.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 2, 2022 0:26:24 GMT -5
He's sold the company to A&W restaurants on Danhausen's advice, and Dynamite will now be a two-hour documentary set in a restaurant, with the wrestlers as staff. Lance Archer: "EVERYBODY, FRIES!"
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 2, 2022 0:28:38 GMT -5
"I'm here to announce that All Out will be a part of the Donkey Show in Tijuana."
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 2, 2022 1:10:41 GMT -5
He's just going to go in the middle of the ring and bust out the Donkey Rap.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 2, 2022 1:16:48 GMT -5
What I hope his announcement will be is that he'll be streaming on Twitch all month, calling it "Marge-ch" where Tony will be dressed as Marge Simpson all month and playing nothing but Simpsons games
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 2, 2022 1:39:16 GMT -5
What I hope his announcement will be is that he'll be streaming on Twitch all month, calling it "Marge-ch" where Tony will be dressed as Marge Simpson all month and playing nothing but Simpsons games That actually sounds like a fun gimmick for a theme month.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 2, 2022 3:41:18 GMT -5
What I hope his announcement will be is that he'll be streaming on Twitch all month, calling it "Marge-ch" where Tony will be dressed as Marge Simpson all month and playing nothing but Simpsons games That actually sounds like a fun gimmick for a theme month. There is an Aussie comedian who is doing that exact thing www.twitch.tv/tomwalker?sr=a
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Post by Mike Strike on Mar 2, 2022 10:47:52 GMT -5
Tony Khan announces that he is pregnant. And John Silvers is the father.
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Post by chrom on Mar 2, 2022 13:34:34 GMT -5
The AEW Roster will be performing a rendition If You Only Knew from The Piledriver Album
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Post by schizo on Mar 2, 2022 14:06:37 GMT -5
His biological father is Shao Khan and is looking to turn All Elite Wrestling into Outworld Elite Wrestling where each wrestling match has to end in a Fatality
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