What's going on in Jurrassic World 3?

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

I'm not gonna lie, I zoned out during the Superbowl and missed the plot details.

I assume, the little clone girl from Jurassic World 2 teamed up with all the dinosaurs and they're going to war with Bryce Dallas Howard and the Jurassic Park cast.

Is that right?

Y'know, even if it's not I think that's what the movie should have been.

[The Captain]

The Raptors are planning on building a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela where they will assume oddjobs under the name Mr. Pilkington.

But perhaps I've said too much.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Good news, everybody! Blue is moving into her own apartment with two sexy ladies!

[Banjo Is Broken]

Dinosaurs with guns.

Also aliens.

[Hit Girl]

They will ask the little clone girl from the previous movie why she thought it would be a good idea to release dinosaurs onto mainland America.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Newman rises from the grave and is out for revenge...starting with Seinfeld, he cautiously admits, the dinosaurs had a point...but he's still gonna kill them.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

This thread's already gone way better than I ever anticipated it would.

[Vampiro138]

the cast of all the films reunite to enter the original island one last time, to find that a new breed of raptors are being led by a armless Ray Arnold, now with a giant crazy mountain man beard and a army of loyal raptors, makes them attack the OG cast for just finding his arm and not bothering to actually look to see if he may still be alive somewhere. Naturally with it being Sam Jackson the one F word goes to him in this film.

also...the talking raptor from Grant's dream in part 3, is now a actual thing for unknown reasons. Speaks perfect English...voiced by Kevin Hart.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Mar 7, 2022 2:08:17 GMT -5 Banjo Is Broken said:

Dinosaurs with guns.

Also aliens.

And Cadillacs.

[mcmahonfan85]

Mar 7, 2022 1:40:38 GMT -5 The Captain said:

The Raptors are planning on building a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela where they will assume oddjobs under the name Mr. Pilkington.

But perhaps I've said too much.

you're damn right you have! spoilers, a-hole!!!

[Zombie Mod]

Weird, I thought it was about the dinosaurs fighting the apes from planet of the apes with the winner taking on the winners of avengers end game & the winners of kong vs godzilla.

Winner faces brock Lesnar at next years Saudi show

[Push R Truth]

It's like a donkey show but with brachiosaurs and Chris Pratt. Soundtrack by Pitbull.

[Deleted]

I want the Dinosaucers to come down from space in the post credits scene.

[HMARK Center]

They're HARNESSING THE POWER.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

It's just two hours of someone trying to play Dino Crisis.

[Sir Woodrow]

After the Dinosaurs destroy everything humanity must rebuild and we discover that the Jurassic Park franchise has been a prequel to The Flintstones this whole time.

The post credit scene is Fred Flintstone (Mark Ruffalo) yelling "YABBA DABBA DOO!" as he knocks off from work and slides down a Stegosaurus tail

[Magnus the Magnificent]

It's a dinosaur training montage for their return grudge match against that relentless and heartless killer, Asteroid.

[mystermystery]

I zoned out reading the thread title and somehow thought the post was about the abandoned Jurassic Park 4 script (That my brain told me was a JP3 script) based around the military operations of trained dinosaurs that was cribbed from for Jurassic World.

Oh well...I'll link it anyway since I looked it up before clicking.
controlroom.jurassicoutpost.com/app/uploads/2016/05/JurassicPark4-SaylesDraft.pdf