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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Apr 4, 2022 22:25:16 GMT -5
The funniest thing is that he's still using the Elias Twitter account, instead of making a new one. Dude should have thought about whether or not he'd become his own brother when he made his @ IAmElias
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Apr 4, 2022 22:27:12 GMT -5
Just worked out what Ezekiel's face reminds me of and I'm gonna die
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 4, 2022 22:29:30 GMT -5
He looks like the theoretical child Brendan Fraser and Pauly Shore would have if they f***ed while filming ENCINO MAN together!
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 4, 2022 22:30:30 GMT -5
The funniest thing is that he's still using the Elias Twitter account, instead of making a new one. Looks-wise…..It’s like wanting Damian Sandow, and getting the shindy wish.com version that was picked out of a Dollar General’s clearance section.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 4, 2022 22:31:10 GMT -5
The funniest thing is that he's still using the Elias Twitter account, instead of making a new one. I hope Twitter revokes his verification status over this.
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 4, 2022 22:33:22 GMT -5
Saturday, my mother grew concerned and came to check on me over the noise I made when Miz turned on Logan Paul. I'm not sure how THAT gained her attention, but the five minute long laughing/crying breakdown I had over Ezekiel didn't.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Apr 4, 2022 22:34:11 GMT -5
I wish he had a jacket that matched his tights.
What will his actual gimmick be.
Will he call his fans, Zeke's Freaks?
When he says he has the dirt on his opponents, will he call it Zeke's Leaks? Zekey Leaks?
Will he try promote a wonder-veggie and try to hype up Zeke's Leeks? The cure for our Monday Night gripes.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Apr 4, 2022 22:37:08 GMT -5
The moment you realize you didn't actually match with Antonio Banderas on Tinder and this dude's probably gonna kill you
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Post by Gremlin on Apr 4, 2022 22:38:45 GMT -5
Younger brother? Are you sure? Not his uncle?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2022 22:40:10 GMT -5
i hope wwe pays for not only my therapy but several night lights due to the introduction of this man’s face
if they do not take him off tv there will be hell to pay. i cannot afford hell
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Apr 4, 2022 22:41:44 GMT -5
Younger brother? Are you sure? Not his uncle? HIS DAD'S UNCLE. >_>
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Apr 4, 2022 22:44:07 GMT -5
Vince: Come here... Why do you disappoint me? Second BY SECOND you waste my time!
HHHH: Vince. Let's just have some fun.
Vince: Why? He sucks! Come on Sucky, before you ruin the ENTIRETY of my future! The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth is because you amuse him somehow!
HHH: Vince, you're out of line now!
Vince: Don't you tell me who's out of line! I'm his father! I know what's right for him!
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Post by Chiral on Apr 4, 2022 22:45:36 GMT -5
They're friends
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Post by smokinvokoun86 on Apr 4, 2022 22:57:24 GMT -5
They cut Samson’s hair….he lost his strength.
Elias shaves his beard off….he lost all of his charisma.
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Post by Rave on Apr 4, 2022 22:58:56 GMT -5
When I learned that Elias was back and doing this, I wondered for a few minutes why it felt familiar, then I remembered who else works for WWE. It's not often that TNA did something a hell of a lot better, but I think this is one of those times.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2022 22:59:01 GMT -5
Beards really are push up bras for men.
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Post by Chiral on Apr 4, 2022 23:07:45 GMT -5
(Persona 5 spoilers) Ezekiel: {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} Elias: {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Apr 4, 2022 23:11:36 GMT -5
When I learned that Elias was back and doing this, I wondered for a few minutes why it felt familiar, then I remembered who else works for WWE. It's not often that TNA did something a hell of a lot better, but I think this is one of those times. I mean it worked more for Abyss cause... Abyss wears a mask.
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Post by smokinvokoun86 on Apr 4, 2022 23:11:37 GMT -5
Did they really need to make him so generic looking? Like couldn’t they gimmick him up? Maybe find a gimmick that was similar enough where you could believe that he is his brother but different enough where you could believe he’s a different character? Because this makes him look like a complete geek compared to his “brother”.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 4, 2022 23:12:44 GMT -5
The funniest thing is that he's still using the Elias Twitter account, instead of making a new one. That face is like a wax statue slowly melting from the heat of the sun and someone noticed and brought it indoors but they couldn't restore the bits that were melted off. Does that make any sense?
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