Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 5, 2022 0:16:07 GMT -5
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact we have to deal with EZEKIEL and BUTCH at the same f***ing time now
This is the worst time ever for those two dudes career wise but there has never been a better time for us over at FAN as far as memes go lmfao
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Apr 5, 2022 0:16:33 GMT -5
Also putting the beard aside. WHY are they having him return as "Elias's Brother"? Its not like Elia was damaged good, it makes no sense. I just picture Vince going "GODDAMIT ELIAS ,SHAVE YOUR DAMN BEARD,YOU LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE ROLLINS" "ELIAS? WITHOUT THE BEARD YOU DONT LOOK LIKE ELIAS.Nobody is gonna be into Elias without the beard. You are Ezekiel now pal!" There were rumors/newz that when he wrestled a match in trunks for the first time Vince was upset he looked too much like Randy Savage. PEople were saying he looked like Savage before the trunks look too >_>
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Apr 5, 2022 0:18:17 GMT -5
He looks like when a regular actor is cast as a wrestler for MadTV or DisneyXD
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Post by Andew9001 on Apr 5, 2022 1:27:42 GMT -5
It turns out his full name is actually Ezekiel 'Landfill' Samson
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 5, 2022 1:36:19 GMT -5
The funniest thing is that he's still using the Elias Twitter account, instead of making a new one. This is in fact the most accurate part of this entire storyline. A good half of all of the faked online deaths I've ever witnessed have involved a "sibling" coming back around and taking over the account. TNAMecca's owner did it. I once knew an artist who 'died in a car crash' with what's rumoured to be four figures in unfinished commissions, her grieving sister came to tell everyone she died, then a few months later just miraculously began to draw too and oh that's weird her style is a lot like her sister's but just kind of intentionally rougher to seem a little more amateurish and like someone aping her style while still being someone who is clearly an experienced artist. And now she just carries on with that, ignoring mention of the dead sister wherever possible, taking commissions again and shrugging whenever anybody comes up asking about the money they gave who is totally not them, who can't get in to see their old commission cvonversations and stuff but does have all the passwords to their socials. Like it'd be weirder if Ezekiel had his own twitter.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Apr 5, 2022 1:45:28 GMT -5
The funniest thing is that he's still using the Elias Twitter account, instead of making a new one. This is in fact the most accurate part of this entire storyline. A good half of all of the faked online deaths I've ever witnessed have involved a "sibling" coming back around and taking over the account. TNAMecca's owner did it. I once knew an artist who 'died in a car crash' with what's rumoured to be four figures in unfinished commissions, her grieving sister came to tell everyone she died, then a few months later just miraculously began to draw too and oh that's weird her style is a lot like her sister's but just kind of intentionally rougher to seem a little more amateurish and like someone aping her style while still being someone who is clearly an experienced artist. And now she just carries on with that, ignoring mention of the dead sister wherever possible, taking commissions again and shrugging whenever anybody comes up asking about the money they gave who is totally not them, who can't get in to see their old commission cvonversations and stuff but does have all the passwords to their socials. Like it'd be weirder if Ezekiel had his own twitter. who doesn't just give their siblings unbridled access to their social media accounts >_>
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Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
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Post by Rave on Apr 5, 2022 1:50:25 GMT -5
It was pointed out to me earlier that some people honestly confused him for Aron Stevens and now I can't unsee it.
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Post by Ryushinku on Apr 5, 2022 2:20:21 GMT -5
Hey fellas, ever curious about shaving off your beard to see what you'd look like without it? DON'T READ THIS THREAD.
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Post by Sparvid on Apr 5, 2022 2:34:34 GMT -5
So at no point did a backstage interviewer go up to him and ask him why he's on Raw, what happened to Elias, etc?
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Apr 5, 2022 2:53:19 GMT -5
The funniest thing is that he's still using the Elias Twitter account, instead of making a new one. This is in fact the most accurate part of this entire storyline. A good half of all of the faked online deaths I've ever witnessed have involved a "sibling" coming back around and taking over the account. TNAMecca's owner did it. I once knew an artist who 'died in a car crash' with what's rumoured to be four figures in unfinished commissions, her grieving sister came to tell everyone she died, then a few months later just miraculously began to draw too and oh that's weird her style is a lot like her sister's but just kind of intentionally rougher to seem a little more amateurish and like someone aping her style while still being someone who is clearly an experienced artist. And now she just carries on with that, ignoring mention of the dead sister wherever possible, taking commissions again and shrugging whenever anybody comes up asking about the money they gave who is totally not them, who can't get in to see their old commission cvonversations and stuff but does have all the passwords to their socials. Like it'd be weirder if Ezekiel had his own twitter. I respect your ability to have an anecdote for anything.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Apr 5, 2022 2:57:55 GMT -5
This is in fact the most accurate part of this entire storyline. A good half of all of the faked online deaths I've ever witnessed have involved a "sibling" coming back around and taking over the account. TNAMecca's owner did it. I once knew an artist who 'died in a car crash' with what's rumoured to be four figures in unfinished commissions, her grieving sister came to tell everyone she died, then a few months later just miraculously began to draw too and oh that's weird her style is a lot like her sister's but just kind of intentionally rougher to seem a little more amateurish and like someone aping her style while still being someone who is clearly an experienced artist. And now she just carries on with that, ignoring mention of the dead sister wherever possible, taking commissions again and shrugging whenever anybody comes up asking about the money they gave who is totally not them, who can't get in to see their old commission cvonversations and stuff but does have all the passwords to their socials. Like it'd be weirder if Ezekiel had his own twitter. I respect your ability to have an anecdote for anything. if nothing else it makes me picture my brother with tears in his eyes posting Simpsons memes and Kids in the Hall references on my twitter timeline after I have passed >_>
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2022 3:16:56 GMT -5
I hope this was just a one night thing and he's back as Elias next week.
Stripping away one of your best characters and having him as a generic guy in trunks is the absolute opposite of "Entertainment"
This sucks.
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Post by Ryushinku on Apr 5, 2022 3:26:47 GMT -5
Back as Elias, but, with a terrible, obviously fake beard and wearing a big hat.
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Post by thechase on Apr 5, 2022 3:33:37 GMT -5
He looks like when a regular actor is cast as a wrestler for MadTV or DisneyXD Vince is developing a wrestling tv drama for networks right now. Coincidence?
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Apr 5, 2022 3:33:57 GMT -5
Good lord, that was hard to watch. Couldn't WWE have done this with someone else other than a dude that had a great gimmick that was over as f***?
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 5, 2022 3:54:38 GMT -5
Yup. He's getting released in 2 weeks.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Apr 5, 2022 4:39:53 GMT -5
The funniest thing is that he's still using the Elias Twitter account, instead of making a new one. This is in fact the most accurate part of this entire storyline. A good half of all of the faked online deaths I've ever witnessed have involved a "sibling" coming back around and taking over the account. TNAMecca's owner did it. I once knew an artist who 'died in a car crash' with what's rumoured to be four figures in unfinished commissions, her grieving sister came to tell everyone she died, then a few months later just miraculously began to draw too and oh that's weird her style is a lot like her sister's but just kind of intentionally rougher to seem a little more amateurish and like someone aping her style while still being someone who is clearly an experienced artist. And now she just carries on with that, ignoring mention of the dead sister wherever possible, taking commissions again and shrugging whenever anybody comes up asking about the money they gave who is totally not them, who can't get in to see their old commission cvonversations and stuff but does have all the passwords to their socials. Like it'd be weirder if Ezekiel had his own twitter. Hell yeah, the Chris Regal special.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Apr 5, 2022 5:20:39 GMT -5
Not a fan of Great Value Tony Nese
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Post by WinOwensWin on Apr 5, 2022 5:24:26 GMT -5
KO flipping shit during his promo telling him that he knows that he is Elias was fantastic.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Apr 5, 2022 5:27:00 GMT -5
Shame they're not in Seattle any time soon, be great if they had Owens start bashing the city to try to bring the true Elias out.
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