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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 6, 2022 11:23:25 GMT -5
Every time I get a WWE 2k game. One of the first things I do is take the Undertaker, Kane or Roman Reigns, etc and give them pink trunks as alternative attire. Then I play the game and go "LMAO, Undertaker is wearing pink. It's funny because Undertaker always wears black and now he's wearing pink. LOLOLOL!!!" So basically someone in WWE creative decided to do this in real life to Elias. They basically went "Hey, you know how Elias is this rocker guy, with a beard, jeans and flannel? What if we had him shave and wear pink trunks! LMAO!!!" I actually did that with Crow Sting in WCW Revenge a long time ago. What the hell was I thinking?
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Post by sportatorium on Apr 6, 2022 11:30:36 GMT -5
Hopefully Chris Park can be the producer for all of his stuff. He can really help with the split personality brother thing...brother
Also, somehow Elias and Ezekiel can channel both Randy Savage and Lanny Poffo.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 6, 2022 11:32:49 GMT -5
If Ezekiel were in the Alvin & the Chipmunk movies, he'd be E-squeak-iel.
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Post by Nosnorb on Apr 6, 2022 11:52:59 GMT -5
Hopefully Chris Park can be the producer for all of his stuff. He can really help with the split personality brother thing...brother He needs to, because at the moment, it's just Elias stripped of pretty much everything that got him over, unlike Joseph Park who was very different to Abyss. The Joseph Park gimmick was so good it was named the best of 2012 by The Wrestling Observer.
In contrast, Ezekiel is just Elias except with less hair and pink trunks.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Apr 6, 2022 12:41:37 GMT -5
He needs to grow the beard back. He just looks wrong without it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2022 12:58:31 GMT -5
Hopefully Chris Park can be the producer for all of his stuff. He can really help with the split personality brother thing...brother Also, somehow Elias and Ezekiel can channel both Randy Savage and Lanny Poffo. I'm still sad that Joseph Park as AJ's manager (and the P.I.S.S. System) only lasted like two weeks.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Apr 6, 2022 13:41:52 GMT -5
I do kinda see why Vince would think he looked like Randy Savage. With that hair, those trunks, if he had the bushy beard he would legit look like the spitting image of Randy Savage. …and you cannot have a bargain basement Savage wannabe in the mix. I think if you took a lot of bad LSD he’d look like Hart Foundation-era Bret Hart.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 6, 2022 14:02:05 GMT -5
My wife thinks he somehow looks like a 17 year old kid and a 45 year old man at the same time
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 6, 2022 15:01:34 GMT -5
If Ezekiel were in the Alvin & the Chipmunk movies, he'd be E-squeak-iel.
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Post by Chiral on Apr 6, 2022 21:16:02 GMT -5
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Apr 6, 2022 22:56:39 GMT -5
Also, why does he look so naked out there? Like Elias isn't meant to wear that few articles of clothing. It's the trunks. The reflective silver compliments the pink, which is on the sides, belt and on the front, and the pink on the front is shaped like a wang. Did he used to wrestle in a shirt too? I know he had one for his entrances but that might be adding to the perception of suddenly being very exposed.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2022 23:01:53 GMT -5
Had a nightmare last night where Ezekiel asked me if I listened to huey lewis and the news
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 6, 2022 23:03:36 GMT -5
Had a nightmare last night where Ezekiel asked me if I listened to huey lewis and the news ... Well do you?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2022 23:04:05 GMT -5
Had a nightmare last night where Ezekiel asked me if I listened to huey lewis and the news ... Well do you? put down the axe so help me god
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Apr 6, 2022 23:15:47 GMT -5
Had a nightmare last night where Ezekiel asked me if I listened to huey lewis and the news I used to be a drifter I used to f*** around
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Post by Starshine on Apr 6, 2022 23:43:43 GMT -5
This is up there with Happy Corbin and Shorty G, in that I can't get past the fact this is an actual character that seriously exists. WWE is truly living the lavish life with 'who gives a f***' amounts of money right now.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 7, 2022 3:59:48 GMT -5
He looks like Hank Azaria and Thomas Hayden Church had a baby with a gym membership.
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Post by Nosnorb on Apr 7, 2022 4:13:54 GMT -5
It's the trunks. The reflective silver compliments the pink, which is on the sides, belt and on the front, and the pink on the front is shaped like a wang. Did he used to wrestle in a shirt too? I know he had one for his entrances but that might be adding to the perception of suddenly being very exposed. He has wrestled shirtless before, but he was always wearing dark coloured pants. For most of his time on the main roster though, he was wrestling in a black vest and pants.
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Post by EP 54 is banned from Collision on Apr 7, 2022 14:11:27 GMT -5
He looks like he's Elias's Dad, transported via time portal from his 70's heyday on the New York disco scene.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2022 14:13:30 GMT -5
You go walkin with Ezekiel you probably gonna end up in a ditch somewhere.
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