Wieners=$$$
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Apr 8, 2022 10:49:23 GMT -5
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Apr 8, 2022 11:43:26 GMT -5
Clearly he's Elias' younger brother. He said so. The people who think this is Elias are the same people who thought Mr. America was Hulk Hogan.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Apr 8, 2022 11:45:34 GMT -5
Clearly he's Elias' younger brother. He said so. The people who think this is Elias are the same people who thought Mr. America was Hulk Hogan. Still weird about that one night Mr America let Hulk Hogan actually take the role, though.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 8, 2022 11:59:08 GMT -5
Dale: Well, if you’re Ezekiel, then where is Elias?!
Ezekiel:… uhhhh…. Elias is in the house!! You want me to go get him?
Dale: I’m skeptical that you could, but intrigued that you may.
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 11, 2022 13:39:56 GMT -5
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Post by thechase on Apr 11, 2022 14:44:49 GMT -5
That was Elias' twin brother pretending to be him pretending to be Ezekiel
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 11, 2022 16:04:21 GMT -5
That was Elias' twin brother pretending to be him pretending to be Ezekiel I don't know why they bothered with this retcon, Elias was clearly infected by John Sublime...
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Post by sarkerpolseng on Apr 12, 2022 0:39:43 GMT -5
I wanna cheer for KO, cuz he getting hella gaslit.
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Post by Nosnorb on Apr 12, 2022 0:44:46 GMT -5
I wanna cheer for KO, cuz he getting hella gaslit. Exactly. And after losing like 90 percent of his hair, his wardrobe and his guitar, what exactly is there to make me cheer for Elias?
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 12, 2022 3:11:38 GMT -5
They're doing a Lie Detector Test segment next week
Strap in, lmfao
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 12, 2022 3:14:08 GMT -5
I wanna cheer for KO, cuz he getting hella gaslit. I'm still stuck on the fact Kevin Owens went from having Stone Cold Steve Austin's potential last match ever at WrestleMania... to a god damn comedy feud where a dude is claiming to be someone else because he shaved his beard and started wearing trunks... and everyone else is gaslighting him about it I remember people telling me Owens would get an "AMAZING" rub for getting to interact with/wrestle Austin at Mania... yeah, the follow up for the guy that's still there every week has been GREAT so far! Lol.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Apr 12, 2022 3:15:40 GMT -5
Are they speedrunning the Mr. America angle?
Is Teal Piper debuting for the company soon?
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Post by Larryhausen on Apr 12, 2022 4:12:26 GMT -5
Ezekiel is gonna bring in a character witness to prove to KO that he's not Elias. Said character witness?
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Post by Nosnorb on Apr 12, 2022 6:03:03 GMT -5
Ezekiel is gonna bring in a character witness to prove to KO that he's not Elias. Said character witness? Unless Ezekiel is a necromancer, that isn't going to work.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Apr 12, 2022 7:00:19 GMT -5
Do I think this has an extremely long shelf life? No. Do I think it's really funny right now and Kevin Owens is the perfect foil? Yes.
I don't think it's as big a deal that Owens is doing this after Mania as others. It's a silly comedy angle and it's Kevin's wheelhouse. It's like he got his ass whooped so bad at WrestleMania that he's now roaming the multiverse.
The larger issue is that RAW doesn't have a world title right now so it's going to feel weird that some folks don't have anything to chase.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 12, 2022 7:08:36 GMT -5
Ezekiel is gonna bring in a character witness to prove to KO that he's not Elias. Said character witness? Unless Ezekiel is a necromancer, that isn't going to work. I thought it turned out he was alive after tweeting once or twice a few years back. Did he die again?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 12, 2022 7:10:29 GMT -5
Kevin Owens be like
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Post by Nosnorb on Apr 12, 2022 8:29:38 GMT -5
Kev knows that a lie detector test is inadmissible, right? Unless he's doing it to f*** with Ezekiel or is just going to duct tape Ezekiels hand to a photocopier loaded with two sheets of paper with "TRUE" printed on them and one with "FALSE".
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Post by attitudeeraguy22 on Apr 12, 2022 8:35:28 GMT -5
Those who think Kevin Owens is being ruined with a comedic feud, forget that Stone Cold himself once feuded and bonded with Kurt Angle over playing a banjo and wearing a mini cowboy hat.
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Post by krozor on Apr 12, 2022 9:10:31 GMT -5
Ciampa being incredibly pleasant and apparently genuinely happy to meet and be welcomed to Raw by Ezekiel (Elias's younger brother) bought this at least another month.
Also, I said it in the Raw thread, but: ELIAS DETECTOR TEST.
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