y4j1981
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Post by y4j1981 on Apr 5, 2022 20:05:00 GMT -5
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Apr 5, 2022 20:09:31 GMT -5
I demand Al Pacino do a commercial of him eating these.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 5, 2022 20:10:24 GMT -5
I'm guessing no nuts in this one?
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J. Hova
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Post by J. Hova on Apr 5, 2022 21:26:39 GMT -5
If I didn't see the link, I'd swear it was an onion article.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Apr 5, 2022 21:34:15 GMT -5
It's silly and needless but harmless, has some decent novelty value to it.
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 5, 2022 21:58:06 GMT -5
Do they still have prizes inside Cracker Jacks or Jills?
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Apr 5, 2022 22:33:36 GMT -5
It's silly and needless but harmless, has some decent novelty value to it. Not like the movie Jack and Jill.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 5, 2022 22:35:09 GMT -5
I'm sure the internet will react to this news in a calm and reasonable manner.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Apr 5, 2022 23:00:28 GMT -5
So, it's just different packaging? No limited edition change to the recipe or anything?
Seems a little half-assed, but I don't eat Cracker Jacks, so whatever.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Apr 5, 2022 23:15:26 GMT -5
“Cracker Jill” sounds hilarious in all the wrong ways.
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 5, 2022 23:20:55 GMT -5
I'm outraged at this rebranding!
We all know Cracker Jaqueline would be a much better name
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El Pollo Guerrera
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His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Apr 6, 2022 0:30:39 GMT -5
If I didn't see the link, I'd swear it was an onion article. Or a late attempt at an April Fools' Day joke.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 6, 2022 1:37:11 GMT -5
“Cracker Jill” sounds hilarious in all the wrong ways. It was the runner up to what the name "Karen" means now.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Apr 6, 2022 6:43:57 GMT -5
I'm guessing no nuts in this one? I was at a festival last year and a stand was selling sweets, cookies or something, and they had "boy cookies" and "girl cookies." The boy cookies had nuts.
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Post by Gremlin on Apr 6, 2022 9:13:04 GMT -5
I'm saving myself for Kool-Aid Woman. Oh yeah!
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Post by Cyno on Apr 6, 2022 14:16:22 GMT -5
There are going to be some primetime pundits who are going to get irrationally upset about this.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 6, 2022 15:29:51 GMT -5
There are going to be some primetime pundits who are going to get irrationally upset about this. Shit, I didn't even know they still made this stuff. XD
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Apr 6, 2022 18:16:17 GMT -5
Sure, they can make Cracker Jills, but I try repackaging my backyard tree sap as Mr. Butterworth syrup, I get a C&D order.
XD
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2022 14:48:27 GMT -5
I'm guessing no nuts in this one? Whether or not your cracker snacks has nuts does define its gender. Lol, that was supposed to say doesnt.
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 7, 2022 15:22:23 GMT -5
I'm guessing no nuts in this one? I was at a festival last year and a stand was selling sweets, cookies or something, and they had "boy cookies" and "girl cookies." The boy cookies had nuts. So I guess Almond Joy is a male candy bar, and Mounds are female.
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