Most Savage Lines in Television

[cj3]

"Don't You Think She Looks Tired?"

[schizo]

“Hopefully, next week. YOU won’t be around” “satisfied nod”

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Apr 6, 2022 0:46:05 GMT -5 schizo said:

“Hopefully, next week. YOU won’t be around” “satisfied nod”

End the thread, we're not beating that.

[DiBiase is Good]

“You have all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside”

[Hit Girl]

"Ooooooh yeah, dig it"

[ERON]

"Can you fly?"

[mcmahonfan85]

"Oh, was I the one who gave you a face like a f***ed ass? I presumed that was your mother!"

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

"It's too dangerous to make contact. What if we discover that one of us is dead? Who could handle that?"

"We all could if it was you."

[G✇JI☈A]

“Well the Jerk Store called, their running out of you!”

[Mozenrath]

I always liked Uncle Phil's bit from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

"I've got a few questions for you. When you got this alleged confession from these two young men, did they have a lawyer present? No. Because I'm their lawyer. Did you notify their parents? No. Because we're their parents. So, officer, don't tell us to wait and don't tell us to sit down. Just open that damn cell and let those two boys out of there or I'm going to tie this place up in so much litigation that your grandchildren are gonna need lawyers!"

[Limity (BLM)]

"You'd shoot a man in the back?"
"Well it's the safest way, isn't it."

[EvenBaldobombHasAJob]

"I don't think about you at all"

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

Troy's narration in the email he sent to Abed in Community, after they fell out over a blanket fort (makes sense in context), also made sad that the first friend comment is probably true and Troy is one of the only people he has ever bonded with

"Hey, dick. Read your dumb e-mail. Really enjoyed it. Guess what? You may have been my best friend, but we both know I was your first friend. And what I know but you don't know because you have mental issues is that you're never going to have another friend. Because... all caps... NOBODY ELSE WILL EVER HAVE MY PATIENCE WITH YOU!"

[Rumble McSkirmish]

BILL! BILL, YOU HAVE TO BE THE STUPIDEST MAN ON THE PLANET TO THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?! THAT OUTFIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SEQUINED TRAIN WRECK! LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE PART OF A TWELVE-HEADED JACKASS! THIS CHORUS IS THE FECES THAT IS PRODUCED WHEN SHAME EATS TOO MUCH STUPIDITY! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME ENVY THE DEAF AND THE BLIND! GUHBUH! UNDERWEAR! MONEY! FAT! --- King of The Hill

[Ben Wyatt]

"Grandma? I did it, Grandma. I finally stood up for myself. I got real mean and I beat the snot outta Dr. Oz. I can't lie, it felt kind of good. At first. But since then all I have is just... a kind of dark, empty feeling. Then I realized... that's how you must feel. All the time. Poor old Grandma. You know, I-I've been gettin' lots of advice how to deal with you. Stand up to you, tell on you... But I kind of realize there's just people like you out there. All over the place. When you're a kid, things seem like they're gonna last forever. But they're not. Life changes. Why you won't always be around. Someday you're gonna die. Someday pretty soon. And when you're layin' in that hospital bed, with tubes up your nose, and that little pan under your butt to pee in, well I'll come visit ya. I'll come just to show you that, that I'm still alive and I'm still happy. And you'll die. Bein' nothin' but you. 'Night Grandma.”

-Butters-

[Bones58]

I want someone to help me get back to work. And you, my dear, are not up to this task. I mean, look at you. You're pathetic – a confused child trying to live up to a legacy left by her predecessors. You're not worthy of the name "Dax." I knew Jadzia. She was vital, alive. She owned herself, and you... you don't even know who you are. How dare you presume to help me? You can't even help yourself. Now, get out of here before I say something unkind." - Garak, Deep Space 9

[Limity (BLM)]

Apr 6, 2022 6:43:14 GMT -5 Bones58 said:

I want someone to help me get back to work. And you, my dear, are not up to this task. I mean, look at you. You're pathetic – a confused child trying to live up to a legacy left by her predecessors. You're not worthy of the name "Dax." I knew Jadzia. She was vital, alive. She owned herself, and you... you don't even know who you are. How dare you presume to help me? You can't even help yourself. Now, get out of here before I say something unkind." - Garak, Deep Space 9

I love that Garak appears twice in this thread, and we could probably get at least one more quote.

[Push R Truth]

I don't know how you get more savage than falling asleep and not giving a single shit about the funeral of your good friend Grimey.

[Sephiroth]

Are the words “I have a cunning plan” marching forward with such ill deserved confidence?

[Ryushinku]

"Don't you ever get tired of being right all the time?"
"No, I get tired of other people being wrong."