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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2022 9:04:14 GMT -5
LOIS: Lana is your past I am your future.
CLARK: This is the present.
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
Posts: 13,958
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Post by salz4life on Apr 6, 2022 9:17:43 GMT -5
Peg Bundy: Did you miss me?
Al Bundy: With every bullet so far!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 6, 2022 9:43:49 GMT -5
Sophia: My own daughter arrested for prostitution I can't believe it!
Dorothy: But Ma we're innocent!
Sophia: I know that! I can't believe these cops were dumb enough to think that someone would actually be willing to pay money to sleep with you.
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Post by Hurbster on Apr 6, 2022 9:50:50 GMT -5
" Oh, you could keep this performance up for a lifetime. Like on the Orient Express. Like in the bar, chatting up the barman. 'Oh, I've told my husband this terrible lie. Not a little white one, but a big black one'. Remember Ange? Because I do, because I was sitting four feet away from you lapping up every word. Six little months to live. Six tragic little months, and poor old Angie's gonna pop off. That has got to be the sickest joke you've ever played, and Den Watts fell for it. Well now the joke's on you. This, my sweet, is a letter from my solicitor telling you that your husband has filed a petition for divorce. It also tells you to get yourself a solicitor pretty damn quick. Happy Christmas, Ange!"
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dav
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,030
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Post by dav on Apr 6, 2022 10:31:19 GMT -5
"Right, for the third and last time of asking, who nicked the microwave off the back of the lorry?"
"I did."
Not as direct as others, but the build up to it and how Del tricked Slater so utterly is a masterclass in seeing someone who utterly deserves it get landed in the shit.
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
Posts: 5,482
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 6, 2022 10:41:20 GMT -5
"Tell me, which slut are you gonna sleep with tonight?"
"What difference does it make, whoever it is has got to be more interesting than the slut I'm looking at right now."
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 6, 2022 10:53:15 GMT -5
“Well the Jerk Store called, their running out of you!” Why are they worried? You're their all time best seller!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 6, 2022 10:57:02 GMT -5
“Well the Jerk Store called, their running out of you!” Why are they worried? You're their all time best seller! I had sex with your wife.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 6, 2022 11:49:45 GMT -5
House: Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 6, 2022 11:50:40 GMT -5
Why are they worried? You're their all time best seller! I had sex with your wife. ... His wife is in a coma
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fg
Unicron
Gaming
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Post by fg on Apr 6, 2022 14:02:06 GMT -5
Does this qualify?
(Cliff to Theo Huxtable.)
Cliff: “You are afraid to try because you are afraid that your brain is going to explode and it’s going to ooze out of your ear. You are going to give it your best. You are going to do it because I said so. I’m your Dad. I brought you into this world and I will take you out.@
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 6, 2022 16:10:39 GMT -5
'Wuntch, you've aged."
-Captain Holt.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
Posts: 15,151
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Post by Bobeddy on Apr 6, 2022 17:59:17 GMT -5
"Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste."
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Post by Savage Gambino on Apr 6, 2022 21:22:12 GMT -5
"No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."
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