cj3
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Post by cj3 on Apr 10, 2022 4:34:52 GMT -5
OK so in MK9, How the f*** is Sonya gonna know to free Jax when Raiden says "Shield Your Eyes"? That makes no sense when yall wee just fighting
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 10, 2022 5:08:43 GMT -5
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 10, 2022 7:20:57 GMT -5
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Post by Wilfred on Apr 10, 2022 7:37:19 GMT -5
Nearly everything in a Hideo Kojima game.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 10, 2022 8:49:05 GMT -5
Water in the fire, why?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 10, 2022 9:06:28 GMT -5
[Takes 50 gunshots to the chest and shot in the face with a rocket launcher:]"Let me just duck behind cover for a few second, then I'll be right back to full health." [Stabbed in the foot with a knife:]
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 10, 2022 12:46:58 GMT -5
Well, now you’ve got me watching all of those. I had plans for my day dammit!
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Apr 10, 2022 12:50:18 GMT -5
Nearly everything in a Hideo Kojima game. "Nanomachines!" "Mr. Kojima, that's literally your answer for everything." "Ohh..." *Beat* "... Parasites!" *Beat* "I hate you."
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Apr 10, 2022 12:51:13 GMT -5
How can you hit Alexander in the butt hard enough to knock him from that hole in the ground in Elden Ring without shattering him?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 10, 2022 13:40:58 GMT -5
How are these just mid-fight moves and not fatalities in their own right?
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Post by darbus alan on Apr 10, 2022 15:43:40 GMT -5
The MK characters lose so much blood from just regular attacks that they should all be dead by exsanguination like 10 seconds in.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 10, 2022 15:47:06 GMT -5
Let's see, I can blast this door open, or just kick it down, but no, I have to find a damned key.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Apr 10, 2022 15:50:52 GMT -5
I'm trying to decide what room in Resident Evil 4 makes less sense, the lava dragon statue room they apparently got on loan from Bowser or the room where when you try to leave a giant statue comes to life and smashes the room to pieces chasing after you. {Spoiler}The answer is Oven Man.
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chrom
Backup Wench
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Post by chrom on Apr 10, 2022 15:59:18 GMT -5
Goblins or Rats leaving behind a full roasted chicken after you kill them
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Post by karl100589 on Apr 10, 2022 16:01:27 GMT -5
Carl Johnson can invade Area 51 to steal a jet pack, but can’t break his brother out of prison.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 10, 2022 16:56:40 GMT -5
I guess I'm storing all these guns and ammo up my ass.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 10, 2022 18:27:27 GMT -5
Well, now you’ve got me watching all of those. I had plans for my day dammit! It's a damn good series. This is one of my favorite YT channels at the moment.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Apr 10, 2022 18:36:19 GMT -5
Goblins or Rats leaving behind a full roasted chicken after you kill them Or the fact that monsters with no visible pockets seem to always have money on them. Like, where did you get that and where were you keeping it? Also, why is the shopkeeper accepting my orc-dollars as legal tender? They cannot possibly be on par with the local currency.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 10, 2022 19:03:31 GMT -5
Goblins or Rats leaving behind a full roasted chicken after you kill them Or the fact that monsters with no visible pockets seem to always have money on them. Like, where did you get that and where were you keeping it? Also, why is the shopkeeper accepting my orc-dollars as legal tender? They cannot possibly be on par with the local currency. Typical Orcish discrimination up in here.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Apr 11, 2022 10:14:19 GMT -5
Every time I replay Jedi: Fallen Order I attempt to find ways to defeat enemies that take advantage of the limitations set in the programming. Enemies that will chase you until you reach a mythical border that the AI will not cross. Quite frankly, I get surprised by the occasional enemy that pursues me past the threshold of the door I just passed through.
It's most fun using game-abusing tactics to beat the bounty hunters. If you cross a line on the ground you will slowly turn around and walk away from me back towards you default starting location? Hope you like getting stabbed in the back. You won't pursue me until I hit my mark on the ground? Imma gonna throw things at you first to kill you (my favorite is the time I squished one by force-pushing the large block he was hiding behind into the wall, crushing him instantly dead. My second favorite is the robot that will pursue you in Cordova's house if you get behind the large cooling fan because he will simply walk into the spinning blades and die). Actually, simply force pushing bounty hunters over cliffs and into electrical circuits is so satisfying on its own.
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