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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 17, 2022 0:36:36 GMT -5
A few nights ago I fell asleep watching an 03 RAW with my friends (the one where Shane tried to murder Kane. The limo not the dumpster fire.) and woke up hours later to Trish Stratus and Jericho backstage talking about Trish's partner for the night, f***ing Heidenreich. Jericho thinks it's some weirdo shit that Heidenreich has his own imaginary child friend but also kinda thinks its his dick. Trish insists that he's actually Really cool.
So like it's an absolute no brainer why this angle got put down but WHAT IF IT DIDN'T? What if they said f*** no, Lil Johnny is gonna be THE babyface of 2004. How much would that have ruined the year?
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Apr 17, 2022 13:42:36 GMT -5
I thought Little Johnny was supposed to be a ventriloquist dummy? I don't know why but that's what I thought I remembered hearing
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 17, 2022 14:07:40 GMT -5
I thought Little Johnny was supposed to be a ventriloquist dummy? I don't know why but that's what I thought I remembered hearing Oh shit no you're absolutely right it was supposed to be a doll. |
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Post by Chiral on Apr 17, 2022 14:11:34 GMT -5
I was young at the time and I must've believed Jericho cuz I thought Lil Johnny was gonna revealed to be his dick
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Apr 17, 2022 14:28:53 GMT -5
The alternate timeline where it's revealed to be Heidenreich's dick and then Heidenreich's dick becomes the top star in wrestling is a timeline where your favorite departed celebrities are still alive because it is a glorious, tragedy-less utopia.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Apr 17, 2022 18:44:09 GMT -5
The alternate timeline where it's revealed to be Heidenreich's dick and then Heidenreich's dick becomes the top star in wrestling is a timeline where your favorite departed celebrities are still alive because it is a glorious, tragedy-less utopia. Heidenreich becomes the leader of the 2004,2005,2006 forgotten Tag Team The Dicks and then Joey Ryan sues WWE |
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 17, 2022 21:04:23 GMT -5
Li'l Johnny is Heidenreich's dick: New Boom Period
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Apr 17, 2022 21:16:31 GMT -5
I am this close to staging an intervention about you and watching the worst of the Ruthless Aggression angles
Ma'am you're missing showers because you can't stop shipping Rene Dupree and Hiroko Suzuki
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 17, 2022 21:42:39 GMT -5
I am this close to staging an intervention about you and watching the worst of the Ruthless Aggression angles Ma'am you're missing showers because you can't stop shipping Rene Dupree and Hiroko Suzuki Okay but literally the episode was during the period where HHH had a bounty out on Goldberg and La Resistance wanted to get him so they could get a French poodle named Fefe. FEFE HAD f***ING LORE THAT BLEW MY MIND |
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Apr 17, 2022 21:54:12 GMT -5
I am this close to staging an intervention about you and watching the worst of the Ruthless Aggression angles Ma'am you're missing showers because you can't stop shipping Rene Dupree and Hiroko Suzuki Okay but literally the episode was during the period where HHH had a bounty out on Goldberg and La Resistance wanted to get him so they could get a French poodle named Fefe. FEFE HAD f***ING LORE THAT BLEW MY MIND I've often (and by often I mean once just now) thought "what if the Matt/Edge/Lita cheating and subsequent angle had happened, but instead of them it was Hiroko really cheating on Kenzo with Rene Dupree?" Kenzo comes back in a limo. Vince shakes his hand. He goes out for promo and says "I hope you die in a palanquin accident!" |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2022 22:05:40 GMT -5
Is Lil Jimmy, Lil Johnny's son?
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Post by Chiral on Apr 17, 2022 22:11:52 GMT -5
Okay but literally the episode was during the period where HHH had a bounty out on Goldberg and La Resistance wanted to get him so they could get a French poodle named Fefe. FEFE HAD f***ING LORE THAT BLEW MY MIND I've often (and by often I mean once just now) thought "what if the Matt/Edge/Lita cheating and subsequent angle had happened, but instead of them it was Hiroko really cheating on Kenzo with Rene Dupree?" Kenzo comes back in a limo. Vince shakes his hand. He goes out for promo and says "I hope you die in a palanquin accident!" "HEY KENZO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THE REAL FRENCH TICKLER IS CUZ I SHOWED YOUR WIFE IT!!!!!" The 8 minute slog of a match at random Smackdown B-PPV 2004 would be worth it |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 17, 2022 22:19:21 GMT -5
I've often (and by often I mean once just now) thought "what if the Matt/Edge/Lita cheating and subsequent angle had happened, but instead of them it was Hiroko really cheating on Kenzo with Rene Dupree?" Kenzo comes back in a limo. Vince shakes his hand. He goes out for promo and says "I hope you die in a palanquin accident!" "HEY KENZO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THE REAL FRENCH TICKLER IS CUZ I SHOWED YOUR WIFE IT!!!!!" The 8 minute slog of a match at random Smackdown B-PPV 2004 would be worth it Renee Dupree was literally younger than Daniel Garcia is now at that point, dude would have had to sacrifice the rest of his adolescence to carry Kenzo. |
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Apr 17, 2022 22:24:18 GMT -5
I'm gonna keep it real with everyone - I loved Smackdown 2004
Kenzo's sweet-ass STO. Mordecai being a force of nature until he died of embarrassment being pinned by Rey Mysterio. The Thanksgiving segment. Wheelchair GM Kurt. Deadman Taker returning. The Kidman/London feud. The only thing I won't forgive is the boring ass Dudleyz
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Post by dangerousdanpotato on Apr 18, 2022 5:45:59 GMT -5
I am this close to staging an intervention about you and watching the worst of the Ruthless Aggression angles Ma'am you're missing showers because you can't stop shipping Rene Dupree and Hiroko Suzuki Okay but literally the episode was during the period where HHH had a bounty out on Goldberg and La Resistance wanted to get him so they could get a French poodle named Fefe. FEFE HAD f***ING LORE THAT BLEW MY MIND Fifi had her own superstar profile on WWE.com |
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 18, 2022 5:59:00 GMT -5
If I recall, the doll or dummy ideas were things, too, though I think Heidenreich said the reveal would be that Little Johnny was his inner child, and I guess it'd have been his sensitive side, which makes the Trish thing oddly wholesome.
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