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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Jun 12, 2022 19:15:18 GMT -5
Because Saruman had a monopoly on all the airports.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jun 12, 2022 20:52:01 GMT -5
*language warning*
Tom Cardy as Tolkien will explain
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jun 22, 2022 14:49:49 GMT -5
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jun 22, 2022 21:38:54 GMT -5
I know the answer but
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jun 22, 2022 22:09:33 GMT -5
You guys just need to take it easy.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jun 23, 2022 5:24:45 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 0:31:29 GMT -5
I'm glad this thread made me laugh. Excellent stuff.
The ACTUAL question drives me nuts. "Why don't we fly our highly noticeable eagle toward the GIANT EYE and the one power on the goddamn planet with an air force?"
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jun 24, 2022 7:07:19 GMT -5
Late last night, they were on the bird to Mordor.
Great big Orc, came and knocked them off the bird...
and then they walked,and Gollum said 'someone save my precious'
and he lured the Hobbits up....to Shelooooooooooob
And the Fellowship said let's go...
let's go, let's go and destroy the one ring.
and Fellowship said let's go..
let's go, let's go and destroy the one ring
...or something
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 24, 2022 7:14:56 GMT -5
This is one of those jokes that I love/hate. Because most people say it as a joke, then there's always the wacky person that hears the joke and takes it as truth. Kinda like how I imagine flat earth people on the internet.
But the real answer is that only Bigfoot could have riden the Eagles to Mordor with the Ring. But nobody asked him. Because they are a bunch of ignorant sluts.
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