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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on May 10, 2022 11:55:19 GMT -5
Surely Don Henley could afford a couple of plane tickets.
The Hobbits don't even need that much space, they can fly coach.
I'm just saying, seems pretty stingy.
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 10, 2022 12:00:19 GMT -5
Gandalf thought the hobbits had gotten a little bit overweight so made them do some exercise
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Post by pinja on May 10, 2022 12:02:28 GMT -5
Don Henley flew over the last crumbling mountain. That's when he swore to himself to never fly over things again, due to his superpower to make them crumble. He then invented the apple crumble.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 10, 2022 12:04:23 GMT -5
Hobbits have too much Dirty Laundry. Hauling them around in one’s mouth is nasty as hell.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on May 10, 2022 13:27:08 GMT -5
Because the eagles were Already Gone?
The heat was on?
'Cause all she wants to do is dance?
You belong to the city?
.....I may be no good at this.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 10, 2022 13:30:30 GMT -5
"Hey could you guys fly us to Mordor?" "You got 'fly us to Mordor' money?"
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 10, 2022 13:43:07 GMT -5
Cause they were in the hotel "someplace from LOTR that sounds like California" where they could never leave.
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Post by Larryhausen on May 10, 2022 13:43:53 GMT -5
Gandalf was having a rough night and he hates The f***ing Eagles, man.
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Post by pinja on May 10, 2022 13:50:27 GMT -5
They ordered an eagle from a German and got this:
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 10, 2022 13:55:04 GMT -5
the real question is why the hell didnt Gandalf give any of them maps?
he's like "I'll show you the way for a few days, get bored.. then go for drinks with my friend balrog and hope you idiots get this sorted before the hangover kicks in"
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Post by The Thread Barbi on May 10, 2022 14:04:32 GMT -5
He did tell them but those village bumpkin hobbits didn't understand the assignment.
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Post by Nosnorb on May 10, 2022 17:04:20 GMT -5
Because flying a bunch of hobbits would have taken too much time away from their quest to hoover up every last line of coke in Los Angeles.
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Post by sabretooth on May 10, 2022 17:15:45 GMT -5
I'm just sayin', there was a flat bed Ford right there.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 10, 2022 17:33:27 GMT -5
Why don't they come to their senses?
Alternate punchline, for when Merry slashed at the Witch King:
He stabbed him with his steely knife, and he still can't kill the beast.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jun 12, 2022 1:51:25 GMT -5
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 12, 2022 12:33:08 GMT -5
I'm just sayin', there was a flat bed Ford right there. I'm pretty sure the Witch King's final words on the Pelennor Field were "It's a girl, my Lord!"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 12, 2022 15:48:05 GMT -5
... The Eagles suck
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 12, 2022 15:57:29 GMT -5
If the Eagles flew to Mordor, maybe Donavan McNabb wins the Superbowl.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 12, 2022 16:07:14 GMT -5
See? You could even sit them two to a chair if you were really that concerned.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 12, 2022 17:16:04 GMT -5
All the sulfur in the air is bad for their asthma.
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