So how WOULD you book Roman vs Rock?

[wildojinx]

Lets just pretend that the match DOES happen at Wrestlemania, how would you book the setup and the match itself?

[tirtefaa]

You know what? I'm going to change my original answer.

Here's an idea; World Title Royal Rumble

Much like the 1992 and 2016 Royal Rumbles, the winner of the match wins the title(s).

However a few key differences;

Roman is the defending champion going into the match.

Only former World champions are in the match.

Roman is the first entrant into the match.


WWE has 17 current or former World champions under contract right now, and could wrangle up a dozen or so more if they needed to.

Roman makes a quality effort, but is eliminated halfway through the match. I know this takes some luster away from his lengthy reign, but it also creates enough excitement regarding crowning a new champion, also the fact that essentially anyone remaining has a legit shot to become champion. You could even pull a heat move by having him enter again at number 30. Still, Roman loses.

On Raw, he can complain that he was unfairly treated and you have a title rematch at WrestleMania where you solidify the Rumble winner by having him pin Roman cleanly.

[bob]

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

It’ll involve a few promos where Dwayne calls him a roodypoo, references a monkey’s anus and poontang pie, Roman covers him, Rock rides off into the sunset…fade to black

Roman will still be champ and the Bruno-meter will be officially cued up.

[Nosnorb]

May 21, 2022 14:53:22 GMT -5 Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 said:

It’ll involve a few promos where Dwayne calls him a roodypoo, references a monkey’s anus and poontang pie, Roman covers him, Rock rides off into the sunset…fade to black

Roman will still be champ and the Bruno-meter will be officially cued up.

You missed the bit where he calls one of the Usos a popcorn fart.

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

May 21, 2022 14:56:25 GMT -5 Nosnorb said:

May 21, 2022 14:53:22 GMT -5 Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 said:

It’ll involve a few promos where Dwayne calls him a roodypoo, references a monkey’s anus and poontang pie, Roman covers him, Rock rides off into the sunset…fade to black

Roman will still be champ and the Bruno-meter will be officially cued up.

You missed the bit where he calls one of the Usos a popcorn fart.

I also forgot to mention the part where he says “or I can beat up some jabroni named Solo!”

[A Platypus Rave]

I wouldn't.


But If I had to. I wouldn't do it for the title, the match doesn't need it... hell it might work better without it... hell have Roman lose the title and have a meltdown about being the Head of the Table... and to prove it go after the only other person that can claim it...then basically it would be just like any other Roman match... since that's all Roman does?

[sportatorium]

Rock in the corner of someone else on the roster to dethrone Roman.

Rock vs Roman in 2021 nobody wins besides Vince.

[Nosnorb]

An overbooked clusterf*** to end all overbooked clusterf***. A match that would make Vince Russo cringe.

[Loser troll. Please ban me]

I'll try to make it somewhat realistic.


The feud starts with the Rock laying claim to the chief of the Anoai family. Roman interjects he is the supreme champion and challenges The Rock to a 'Head of the table match' with the belt on the line and the loser must kneel to the winner.

After saying a few lines and Jabs for the fans he tells Roman to prove he's worthy of a match with the great one. For 3 weeks each Raw, SmackDown, and NXT features a Roman match where he beats 2-6 opponents at a time with ease.

Eventually, Cody Rhodes comes out and says Roman hasn't face him yet and that there is more than one royal family in wrestling. Brandi is behind Roman and low blows him leading to a match between the two.

Cody vs Roman [Insert event here] The match goes about 15 minutes before Brandi turns on Cody hitting him in the balls followed by both Uso's giving him a top rope splash. Roman wins via spear and stands with one foot on Cody's body as he makes out with Brandi which leads to an awkward Cody is cucked side angle.

The Rock finally makes a promo saying he's had enough of Roman's antics and makes lude jokes about Brandi and Roman having a small weiner. This leads to The Rock appearing on a later Raw for a contract signing.

The signing is anticlimatic and there isn't a brawl just a staredown. WM here we come. Cole "THE GREAT ONE VS THE TRIBAL CHIEF!"

The Rock has his usual entrance but Roman is carried to the ring on a throne held up by the U.S Champ, I.C Champ, Nxt North American Champ, NXT Champion and random wrestlers.

The match goes back and forth until a predictable ref bump, The Usos get involved but outcomes Cody and the guys Roman forced to carry him. It seems Roman will finally get his. He doesn't, Instead he superman punches everyone in sight before delivering 3 spears to The Rock to pin him.

The final shot is The Rock bending knee to two belt roman who asks for the KOTR crown and Brandi in his arms. He is flanked by the Usos and Heyman.

The wide shot shows the outside of the ring strewn with bodies fans looking angered and disappointed. He cuts a short promo calling the fans idiotic losers and he'll be seeing them line up for his movies as he announces he is leaving the next day for Hollywood.

The quarterly report the month after shows this entire thing despite being panned by everyone netted WWE a 500 million dollar profit.

[Push R Truth]

if they really have to do it, the WWE needs to drag every damn wrestler still alive and able to travel who has a single drop of "the family" blood in them. Have the entire front row all around be family members. Make it a full blown family brawl with people taking sides during the match and fights breaking out.

[Starshine]

I think I got this.

Superman Punch.
Rock Bottom.
Superman Punch.
Spear.
Pin, kickout.
Spear.
Spear.
Rock Bottom.
Rock Bottom.
Rock Bottom.
People's Elbow.
Pin, kickout, OMG face zoom.
Rock Bottom.
People's Elbow.
People's Elbow, into a Spear.
Spear.
Spear.
Spear.
Pin. 1. 2. 3.

[Chiral]

Rock one shot Rock Bottoms him a la Rowan and then Reigns has a 20 minute sequence realizing the error of his ways complete with song number