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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jun 10, 2022 14:23:12 GMT -5
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Kalmia
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Post by Kalmia on Jun 10, 2022 14:25:07 GMT -5
I hope someone picks this up. It's either going to be the wildest biography ever or the most fictional. Either way, it should be a laugh.
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tirtefaa
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Post by tirtefaa on Jun 10, 2022 14:27:32 GMT -5
"Uh sir, all this says is "Life sucks, and then you die.""
"Print it, pal..."
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jun 10, 2022 14:27:50 GMT -5
Oh my god that's gonna be must read. I'm picturing either/or some combination of the following -batshit insane balls to the wall can't guess what's next on each page, incredibly engaging, minimum 435 poop jokes -a stilted, vaguely motivational book about bootstrap pulling to start a company -a rambling incoherent mess that somehow is mostly Vince crying about Ted Turner
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 10, 2022 14:35:15 GMT -5
it's either going to be 150 pages or four times longer than war and peace.
the last page will just be six words "thank you for reading, YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!"
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thechase
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Post by thechase on Jun 10, 2022 14:38:08 GMT -5
Ringmaster is also the name of Jerry Spring's biography
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 10, 2022 14:41:46 GMT -5
"Uh sir, all this says is "Life sucks, and then you die."" "Print it, pal..." X-Pac buys 10,000 copies and sends them to everyone he knows.
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 10, 2022 14:45:34 GMT -5
While he's rightfully maligned at times, if he's *honest* and lets the walls down, it would be a tremendous read
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Jun 10, 2022 14:56:30 GMT -5
I'm reluctant to give Vince money but this would be one of the most fascinating reads of my life.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 10, 2022 14:58:09 GMT -5
Publishing companies should be knocking down the doors of Titan Towers to get their mitts on this. The story of the maniac, from the maniac’s point of view? Come on now.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 10, 2022 15:08:46 GMT -5
There's gonna be a chapter called "Genetic Jackhammer" that goes into detail about Shane, Stephanie, and Hornswoggle, and another called "Grapefruits" that talks about him buying up his competition and his favorite citrus.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 10, 2022 15:15:24 GMT -5
Publishing companies should be knocking down the doors of Titan Towers to get their mitts on this. The story of the maniac, from the maniac’s point of view? Come on now. Even if it's nothing but blatant lies it should be massively entertaining.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2022 15:18:03 GMT -5
Publishing companies should be knocking down the doors of Titan Towers to get their mitts on this. The story of the maniac, from the maniac’s point of view? Come on now. Even if it's nothing but blatant lies it should be massively entertaining. "Ted Turner personally called me up to tell me my dick was bigger than his."
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Legion
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Post by Legion on Jun 10, 2022 16:01:16 GMT -5
I want to read this yesterday.
Someone buy it.
f***, I'll buy it and home print it on Kickstarter!
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Jun 10, 2022 16:02:51 GMT -5
who does voice reading in the audio book 🤔
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Bo Rida
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Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jun 10, 2022 16:04:47 GMT -5
The book could be amazing. The movie based in it could be the greatest ever made.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jun 10, 2022 16:19:57 GMT -5
He should write two books. One about him and his real life, and one totally in-character as Mr McMahon
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Wieners=$$$
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jun 10, 2022 16:36:39 GMT -5
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Post by lemonyellowson on Jun 10, 2022 16:39:20 GMT -5
I cannot wait to read that.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 10, 2022 16:58:50 GMT -5
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