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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jun 13, 2022 15:04:45 GMT -5
Pet monkey named Boom who it's all about
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jun 13, 2022 15:06:23 GMT -5
Smacks a dude with a moose head so hard they start bleeding everywhere and says YAKKITY YAK DON'T TALK BACK
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 13, 2022 15:07:34 GMT -5
He comes out naked, throwing apples and screaming "Metamorphosis". And comes out to "M3tamorphosis" by Playboi Carti.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jun 13, 2022 15:08:47 GMT -5
Smacks a dude with a moose head so hard they start bleeding everywhere and says YAKKITY YAK DON'T TALK BACK Turns around and sees Moose the wrestler. Cole:"Oh shit!" *runs*
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I be like SHEESH
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Aug 9, 2022 14:54:37 GMT -5
Get on the gas and rip off Billy Graham
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 9, 2022 15:11:19 GMT -5
Make him a Juggalo...
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Post by Citizen Snips on Aug 9, 2022 16:20:13 GMT -5
They should have had Cole lose the Owen Hart tournament. Then Britt keeps rubbing in her win, saying she’s the best wrestler in the house. This pisses off Cole so much, he goes to dentistry school and vows to become a better dentist than Britt. This really just writes itself.
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Post by XIII on Aug 9, 2022 16:25:57 GMT -5
He rides to the ring in a chariot pulled by two jobbers dressed like horses.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2022 16:28:28 GMT -5
He rides to the ring in a chariot pulled by two jobbers dressed like horses. Hey, there's no need to call Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish the J word.
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Post by bob on Aug 9, 2022 17:51:17 GMT -5
make him Michael Cole's son
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Aug 9, 2022 17:52:10 GMT -5
Be more like Cole Carter.
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Post by XIII on Aug 9, 2022 17:57:19 GMT -5
He becomes Adam Cold and wrestles in a sweater and toboggan hat.
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Post by Terry McConkey on Aug 9, 2022 17:58:48 GMT -5
Make Adam Cole a stoner along with Kyle and Bobby. Give them all Kyuss or Fu Manchu for a theme.
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Post by Cyno on Aug 9, 2022 18:58:37 GMT -5
Be more like Cole Carter.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Aug 9, 2022 19:38:51 GMT -5
Be more like Cole Carter. Studies Show 70% Of People See This Face In Their Dreams
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2022 20:09:54 GMT -5
Him and Baker vs. Sammy and Tay?
I am doing this right?
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Post by XIII on Aug 9, 2022 20:20:58 GMT -5
New women’s champion: Madam Cole
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Post by Fade on Aug 9, 2022 20:26:20 GMT -5
Him and Baker vs. Sammy and Tay? I am doing this right?
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 9, 2022 21:22:20 GMT -5
Him and Baker vs. Sammy and Tay? I am doing this right? Regal to Sammy:"She's got a....GREAT ASS...and you got your head all the way up it!"
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Aug 9, 2022 23:01:45 GMT -5
He gets it into his head that he innately inspires greatness... being associated with him magically makes everyone around him an amazing wrestler. He decides to adopt a lower card wrestler as his new protege, someone like Sonny Kiss. Cole's advice is completely useless, he actively gets in the way during Kiss's matches, and he constantly steals the spotlight. But, his genuine enthusiasm actually does end up inspiring Kiss to go on a winning streak. From there, either he takes a huge beating for Kiss and goes full face, or they feud.
The important thing about this idea is, he's interacting with new people; no one else in the Elite is in sight.
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