bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,358
|
Post by bob on Aug 1, 2022 22:29:16 GMT -5
He accidentally glued the box onto his head and he's too embarrassed to tell anyone or ask for help.
|
|
|
Post by sushiburrito on Aug 2, 2022 7:24:20 GMT -5
How long has he been doing this schtick? Almost a year now.
|
|
chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
Posts: 84,691
|
Post by chrom on Aug 2, 2022 8:03:41 GMT -5
How long has he been doing this schtick? Almost a year now. Oh good grief
|
|
|
Post by chronocross on Aug 2, 2022 8:06:01 GMT -5
I think September will be a year as I remember seeing a picture of him at the first NYC Grand Slam show.
|
|
|
Post by sushiburrito on Aug 2, 2022 9:50:59 GMT -5
I think September will be a year as I remember seeing a picture of him at the first NYC Grand Slam show. Yeah that or the week before is when it started. Then maybe a month or two later he started sitting in the crowd.
|
|
Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
Posts: 5,484
|
Post by Nr1Humanoid on Aug 2, 2022 18:01:36 GMT -5
Sadly, the box has become sentient and taken over, body and soul.
|
|
Chiral
Salacious Crumb
Posts: 73,598
|
Post by Chiral on Aug 2, 2022 18:49:08 GMT -5
Excalibur just finally mentioned him on Dark wondering if he's targeting PAC
Taz: "How do you know who a man is with a box on their head?"
They focused on him post match as well, the Kip angle is finally starting
j o b b e r n e x u s ™ w h e n
|
|
|
Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 3, 2022 7:46:26 GMT -5
Excalibur just finally mentioned him on Dark wondering if he's targeting PAC Taz: "How do you know who a man is with a box on their head?"They focused on him post match as well, the Kip angle is finally starting j o b b e r n e x u s ™ w h e nTHAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING! COULD BE ANYONE UNDER THERE!
|
|
|
Post by sushiburrito on Aug 3, 2022 9:12:41 GMT -5
Excalibur just finally mentioned him on Dark wondering if he's targeting PAC Taz: "How do you know who a man is with a box on their head?"They focused on him post match as well, the Kip angle is finally starting j o b b e r n e x u s ™ w h e nTHAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING! COULD BE ANYONE UNDER THERE! Be so amazing if after all this time they use the box to debut someone else.
|
|
|
Post by Cyno on Aug 3, 2022 14:20:14 GMT -5
You thought it was Kip Sabian. But it was me, Dio!
|
|
|
Post by sunnytaker on Aug 4, 2022 7:59:53 GMT -5
all i know is that TK best get the rights to "Man in the box" (sorry dreamer) for when Kip returns.
|
|
mystermystery
Dennis Stamp
Still in the White Hummer
Posts: 4,375
|
Post by mystermystery on Aug 20, 2022 11:04:07 GMT -5
Some people are taking things...rather far.
|
|
thirteen3
Dennis Stamp
posted with a broken freakin neck keyboard
Posts: 3,753
|
Post by thirteen3 on Aug 20, 2022 11:10:45 GMT -5
I'ma repost what a posted about him in another thread;
Man, Kip Sabian is the wrestler I most want to be like.
I'd have a green card, paid a big salary to just show up at arenas wearing box on my head and not do any bumps. That's Workin'.
|
|
|
Post by Triangle Lancer on Aug 20, 2022 15:31:06 GMT -5
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING! COULD BE ANYONE UNDER THERE! Be so amazing if after all this time they use the box to debut someone else. Well, as they say, anybody that debuts in a box is instantly over.
|
|
ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
Posts: 24,372
|
Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Aug 20, 2022 15:32:18 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Aug 20, 2022 15:39:31 GMT -5
I can never begrudge someone for what they wanna get tattooed on their body but getting a tattoo of a guy who legit does nothing but vibe in the crowd is like one step up from getting a tat of yr fav clerk at 7/11. The fact that it looks f***ing gorgeous is even funnier. Just a spot on perfect sketch of Kip Sabian on someone's arm.
I hope dude explains it by saying "that's f***ing SUPERBAD, you don't know SUPERBAD?" with so much confidence that whoever asked feels totally stupid and uncultured for not knowing who this box guy is.
|
|
ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
Posts: 24,372
|
Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Aug 20, 2022 15:43:14 GMT -5
When I met him the other night, when I thanked him and gave him a fist bump (his physical interaction of choice with everyone on the floor) I told him “thanks man, appreciate it. Tell Tony he should be paying you Danhausen level monies”
His eyes got REAL big (I could see them through the box) and he shook his head in agreement vigorously
😂
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2022 15:43:21 GMT -5
I can never begrudge someone for what they wanna get tattooed on their body but getting a tattoo of a guy who legit does nothing but vibe in the crowd is like one step up from getting a tat of yr fav clerk at 7/11. The fact that it looks f***ing gorgeous is even funnier. Just a spot on perfect sketch of Kip Sabian on someone's arm. I hope dude explains it by saying "that's f***ing SUPERBAD, you don't know SUPERBAD?" with so much confidence that whoever asked feels totally stupid and uncultured for not knowing who this box guy is. That is absolutely best case scenario...Unfortunately, awkward tattoos can lead to worse...Cowering and statements like "this is a manifestation of my inner self"
|
|
|
Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Aug 20, 2022 15:45:00 GMT -5
When I met him the other night, when I thanked him and gave him a fist bump (his physical interaction of choice with everyone on the floor) I told him “thanks man, appreciate it. Tell Tony he should be paying you Danhausen level monies” His eyes got REAL big (I could see them through the box) and he shook his head in agreement vigorously 😂 The fact that Kip sounds like a rly sweet guy in real life is also great for anyone wanting to get a tat of him I imagine lmao
|
|
ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
Posts: 24,372
|
Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Aug 20, 2022 16:02:07 GMT -5
When I met him the other night, when I thanked him and gave him a fist bump (his physical interaction of choice with everyone on the floor) I told him “thanks man, appreciate it. Tell Tony he should be paying you Danhausen level monies” His eyes got REAL big (I could see them through the box) and he shook his head in agreement vigorously 😂 The fact that Kip sounds like a rly sweet guy in real life is also great for anyone wanting to get a tat of him I imagine lmao Totally.
|
|