All-Purpose McMustache/WWE Sale Thread (Future: Endeavor-ed)

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

Holy shit Vince is one of my Mexican uncles

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

Alexa Grasso wins the Flyweight Championship

Malakai Black wins the Trios titles

Vince McMahon becomes Vicente Fox

Mexico's biggest week of the year

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

This dude looks like he plays dominos with my grandpa outside of the corner store

[mc74]

Mar 6, 2023 23:21:42 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Holy shit, that's not something I'd expect to see considering Vince was so damn competitive, he was even in competition with his own damn facial hair. He once stated to Heyman he shaves cause he couldn't let it win.

Well, I guess facial hair has finally gotten a victory on Vin-Man.

[Gawk Rivers]

Let me be clear

[mc74]

Mar 7, 2023 0:26:34 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Let me be clear

Vince with facial hair doesn't feel right without Austin being there to shit all over it.

[Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal]

Alright well this sucks, SRS is now reporting that this picture is fake. Goddamnit.

[The Captain]

That's fake? Because dude looked like Victor Newman or something.

[Gawk Rivers]

SRS may have said that but my guy told me that Vince with stache in 4K is real and can in fact hurt you

[XIII]

The mustache may be fake but Vince’s love for the Devil’s Lettuce is all but confirmed. Source: Trust me pal

[Pooh Carlson]

Somewhere right now, Eli Cottonwood is cutting a promo denying that Vince has a mustache.

[Feargus McReddit]

I love some of the people being like "Well, Vince was there to visit Cena, nothing to worry about".

Sure, and Nick Khan visited the Performance Centre at the start of 2020 to take a tour of the venue. Nothing bad came from that visit.

[spagett]

That photo is fake.

Vince doesn't even look like that anymore. That photo must be 7 or 8 years old at least.

Also could Vince not arrange to see Cena at any other time? It had to be backstage at the place he was forced to resign from for being outed as a sexual predator? The idea he was only there to hang out with Cena is laughable.

[Ryushinku]

Vince is totally back in charge and booked all the bits you didn't like in last night's Raw and, I dunno, was temporarily unconscious for all the bits you did like.

[cjb01: Limited Edition Item!]

People out here leaking fake Vince McMahon mustache shots because sure, of course they are lol

[thechase]

Mar 6, 2023 23:21:42 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Vincent Price

[Lardlad]

Vince McMahon's mustache for WWE HOF 2023!

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Meltzer noted Vince spent the night in the Gorilla position.

[Feargus McReddit]

Mar 7, 2023 7:49:35 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Meltzer noted Vince spent the night in the guerrilla position.

Like, he has an absolute right to be wherever within reason because he's the chairman of the board and has the most voting stock but also...dude, at this point, just take your title back. It's blatantly obvious he's waiting until WrestleMania to do it so he can make his triumphant return during the shareholders meeting and take the credit for the continued success of the company so he might as well just rip the damn band aid off.

[clifford]

As a moustache wearer myself this is the first good thing the man has done in like two decades.