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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 22, 2022 16:15:35 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar just walked out of Smackdown
You have complete creative control
GO
My answer
First - have Triple H shoot fire Michael Cole on air. It will get a huge pop
We will rehire him when he walks back through the curtain and never mention it again
It will work the sheets, brother
Second - Charlotte loses by rollup to some kind of inanimate object. I don't watch any more so if she is a champion still then send that object to DDT to win that Brass Knucks title and start a belt collector gimmick
Third - Ronda Rousey reads a children's book to a toad
Fourth - Theory announces he is challenging Roman at Summerslam then gets immediately squashed and is never seen again
Fifth - Dolph Ziggler jobs out to a cardboard cutout of Brock Lesnar
Then dead air for the rest of the show I guess
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Post by XIII on Jul 22, 2022 16:20:23 GMT -5
Best of the Berzerker 2 hour career retrospective
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Bo Rida
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Post by Bo Rida on Jul 22, 2022 16:22:22 GMT -5
Fire Dunn. Every contract is honoured (Dunn's not really field he's just paid to do nothing until his contract is up).
Put Hhh in charge under the condition he can't hire Kross.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jul 22, 2022 16:24:40 GMT -5
Put Alexa Bliss' brain in a robot spider.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jul 22, 2022 16:25:37 GMT -5
In terms of trying to salvage SummerSlam in a hurry... Theory ends up having to defend the Money in the Bank briefcase tonight against Drew, loses it. Drew cashes in at SummerSlam and gets screwed over, setting up Clash at the Castle, where for whatever reason only one of the belts is on the line. Drew wins, splitting the belts and giving Raw a champion again.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2022 16:26:04 GMT -5
Cameron Grimes WWE Champion
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Say his name and he appears! I believe in Demented!
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Post by Demented on Jul 22, 2022 16:35:46 GMT -5
Rehire Wyatt.
Give him a jetpack.
Leave.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Jul 22, 2022 16:37:33 GMT -5
Ma.ce beats Roman.
Man.soor beats Lashley and whoever the IC Champion is.
FASHION SHOW!!!
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Post by koreycaskets on Jul 22, 2022 17:53:19 GMT -5
Buy out Adam Cole's contract from AEW, have him beat Roman clean then re-christan WWE.. WWE BLACK AND GOLD.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Jul 22, 2022 18:03:32 GMT -5
This
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BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 22, 2022 18:04:40 GMT -5
Charlotte wins every title in WWE and then gives them out as Christmas gifts because reasons.
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Post by DeeBee on Jul 22, 2022 18:05:08 GMT -5
Serious answer? Assuming in this fantasy world I have complete control, I immediately fire and get rid of anyone and anything that is connected to Vince. That means Steph, Hunter, Kevin Dunn, Prichard, etc. are gone forever. Also leaving is any mention of 'sports entertainment, I make WWE a wrestling company again. I would even take 'entertainment' out of the name. World Wrestling Extreme, World Wrestling Easter, I don't give a shit, but 'entertainment' is gone.
Other shit:
- Scripted promos are also gone. - Half of the roster is let go ASAP. If you can't talk and you can't wrestle, adios. - I would call AEW, NJPW, etc. as soon as I could. The 'rivalry' ends and I try to construct something where I can have a working relationship with all companies.
So, yeah, basically destroy everything it currently is and build it back.
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DOOM TIME!!!!!
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Post by ayumidah on Jul 22, 2022 18:05:48 GMT -5
Seth, my man, get all your best gear out, you're gonna be busy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2022 18:07:27 GMT -5
First thing I'm probably doing is changing the alignments of several people. Too many natural faces playing heels and vice versa.
I'm also doing another brand split and sticking with it after calling people up from NXT.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Jul 22, 2022 18:07:40 GMT -5
Call that Kentucky tennis enthusiastic and give him a live mic in the ring and as much time as he wants to rant. Get thrown off the air in 10 minutes. Stock value tanks and company is sold overnight. All contracts are null and void.
Take the New Day, Becky, Rollins, Ali, Montez, Bianca and Naomi and show up on Dynamite as a new stables called "The Fed". Beat up Eddie Kingston and do 2001 right this time!
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Post by canceled4truth on Jul 22, 2022 18:09:51 GMT -5
Io Shirai is about to become a very rich woman
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Post by Soultastic on Jul 22, 2022 18:15:05 GMT -5
I'd do everyting in my power to sell the company and all of its assets to Deadlock Pro Wrestling for a single dollar.
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Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jul 22, 2022 18:17:30 GMT -5
Scott Steiner live mic from start of the show until he wants to end. We'll book everything else around that.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2022 18:21:21 GMT -5
This Somebody make one of Shotzi for me!
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jul 22, 2022 18:32:48 GMT -5
Unify the World and Universal belts the right way: the World Title keeps the history and lineage. Same with the Tag Titles (even retcon it so the very original titles from 1971 are recognized as the ancestor). Ditto with the Women’s Titles.
Forget Women’s Tag Titles on either the main roster or NXT. Both retired. 24/7 Title is gone too.
No more renaming established stars automatically. Single names are gone too.
No more buzzwords. It’s pro wrestling, not sports-entertainment. They are pro wrestlers (to be fair, Superstars has been used dating back to the 80’s, but not exclusively).
Vignettes first debuting wrestlers are coming back. More wacky gimmicks to be introduced.
Bring back local indy guys to get beaten up on TV, with feature contests being carefully chosen. Top stars are used sparingly, and mostly for promos.
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