Burst
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Post by Burst on Aug 18, 2022 6:11:30 GMT -5
It's amazing how Billy Gunn has managed to be far more entertaining in his time in AEW than I think he was for pretty much his entire time in TNA.
(though granted, that same line applies to an awful lot of wrestlers.)
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Aug 18, 2022 6:15:15 GMT -5
My sister poked her head in the room and just shook her head at me in disappointment when I yelled, "SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!!" with Bowens lol
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Aug 18, 2022 7:57:36 GMT -5
My sister poked her head in the room and just shook her head at me in disappointment when I yelled, "SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!!" with Bowens lol One should SCIZOR DADDY ASS before judging
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Aug 18, 2022 8:43:19 GMT -5
I tried to explain the "Scissor me, Daddy Ass!" thing to my non-fan sister and she just looked at me like I have mental problems.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2022 10:43:03 GMT -5
This is so terrible and yet I love it so much. Wrestling in a nutshell. I forget how weird wrestling really is sometimes. Like, there was really a guy named Mr. Ass.
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Aug 18, 2022 10:50:21 GMT -5
Also keep in mind, for anyone coming in now, who doesn't know anything about the Attitude Era, the entire "Mr. Ass and the Ass Boys" thing is inscrutable. I had to explain that part to the people in my life.
This entire story has no logic, only vibes, in a way that only works in wrestling where the audience enthusiasm for those vibes is audible.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2022 11:21:50 GMT -5
This is so terrible and yet I love it so much. Wrestling in a nutshell. I forget how weird wrestling really is sometimes. Like, there was really a guy named Mr. Ass. A travesty that there wasn't a storyline where he went back to school to become Dr. Ass.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2022 11:22:21 GMT -5
Also keep in mind, for anyone coming in now, who doesn't know anything about the Attitude Era, the entire "Mr. Ass and the Ass Boys" thing is inscrutable. I had to explain that part to the people in my life. This entire story has no logic, only vibes, in a way that only works in wrestling where the audience enthusiasm for those vibes is audible. "No logic, only vibes" needs to be a shirt.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Aug 18, 2022 16:20:54 GMT -5
Also keep in mind, for anyone coming in now, who doesn't know anything about the Attitude Era, the entire "Mr. Ass and the Ass Boys" thing is inscrutable. I had to explain that part to the people in my life. This entire story has no logic, only vibes, in a way that only works in wrestling where the audience enthusiasm for those vibes is audible. Not only is the Mr. Ass and the Ass Boys inscrutable, but you also need to understand that Danhausen, mostly a non-entity in this storyline, has been calling them that and maybe even get why his quirk of calling people by things that aren't their name makes thinking their surname is Ass so perfect. There's so many layers and it's super detached from explaining itself but there's a magic to it that is just so perfect that it doesn't even matter. It will transcend understanding.
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Post by Dang! on Aug 18, 2022 16:34:35 GMT -5
D...did they hire Russo?
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 18, 2022 16:50:32 GMT -5
No, there was a cohesive plot to this, Billy chose his sons, his sons got humiliated, he cuts a promo on how they need to toughen up and straighten out and "This is why I liked the Acclaimed better", they chose Stokely and beat him down, Acclaimed made the same, and reconciled with him.
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Aug 18, 2022 17:37:58 GMT -5
I popped way too hard at one grown man saying to another grown man “Scissor me Daddy Ass!” followed by scissoring then commencing
Also not going to lie, I loved seeing the varsity blonds get punked out like that (Apologies to Simon Miller)
Also. Stokleys group. Started off real strong with Ethan Page…..and that’s all I have to say really
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 19, 2022 16:17:54 GMT -5
I cannot believe how over this is with me
I cannot believe it
They say Daddy Ass
What is this
Billy's two idiot sons who I hate are in one of my favourite angles possibly ever
What is happening
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