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Post by Gawk Rivers on Aug 22, 2022 23:12:04 GMT -5
It's that sexy time of the week and there's been an invasion from a far off land that we do not understand! Not even a psychic could comprehend who these people are or where they come from, but they're here and they're here to do business. Much like those wacky Brits, we're fresh out of a terrifying Heatwave, but unfortunately for all of our body temps -- things can only get hotter.
- Queen Mandy sent Zoey Starks to the shadow realm when everybody was saying she totally wasn't gonna do that and her time was up! What will Mandy Rose have to say this week coming off of her inspirational achievement that many are calling "bedazzling and Kawada-esque"?
- Just when it looked like Diamond Mine was about to implode, the boys got hit with a steaming cup of Coffey that united them as a beaten down family suffering from some pretty heavy greenout. Will Film Study go as planned?
- LIGHTS OUT! Wendy Choo's taken her stunning no lifer behavior to new heights and will now attempt to trap Tiffany Stratton in a prison of darkness! All because Tiffany has the nerve to live her life to the fullest and not sleep all day!
- Trick Williams is coming off of an absolutely stunning performance against Wes Lee in the British Rounds Match which oh my god I just worked out that that was foreshadowing right now wow
- Bron Breakker was celebrating his win over The Freaky Chiropractor Born Against Thatcher when former child star Tyler Bate stormed the ring! What will happen as the former child prodigy takes on The Big Strong Boi Von Wagner?
- After having a soul cost Roxanne Perez so dearly against her former friend Cora Jade, will she return a fallen women who is dark and evilpilled or a good woman who refuses to be broken by the trickery that only skater girls are capable of?
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Aug 23, 2022 0:57:24 GMT -5
CUPPA COFFEYS IN THE BIG TIME, YEAH
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 23, 2022 1:40:43 GMT -5
Don't forget, when Tiffany Stratton and Wendy Choo meet this week, the lights will go down.
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Aug 23, 2022 1:41:40 GMT -5
Don't forget, when Tiffany Stratton and Wendy Choo meet this week, the lights will go down. Thank you, I always forget something lmao |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2022 6:48:52 GMT -5
Hogan vs. Savage
Austin vs. Hart
Austin vs. Rock
Rock vs. HHH
Stratton vs. Choo
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2022 7:02:58 GMT -5
How I'd book Tiffany vs. Choo Choo: The match takes place in a bedroom and the first person to knock the other woman out, tuck her into bed, and turn the lights off wins.  |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 23, 2022 7:26:10 GMT -5
Hogan vs. Savage Austin vs. Hart Austin vs. Rock Rock vs. HHH Stratton vs. Choo Tiffany: "Hulk Hogan? Disgusting, I mean who wears that much yellow? And telling people to say their prayers? People don't need to be reminded to pray to me. Randy Savage? Ew how he was slinging stuff like Slim Jims. And the wearing of neon? What kind of freak wears that much neon? Did Steve Austin not have any better clothes to wear? And the chugging of beer? Have some respect for yourself. Bret Hart's hair was a disaster, the guy probably caused an oil slick when he went into water. And giving away glasses to kids. Those kids probably threw them away. The Rock? Did you not see his pineapple hairdo? I would never have a hairdo like that. And he wore a tracksuit for awhile. I would never wear a tracksuit. Triple H is okay, he's from Greenwich and married Stephanie McMahon. He's the only one worthy to be in the same conversation as me. Toodles." |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2022 7:31:12 GMT -5
Hogan vs. Savage Austin vs. Hart Austin vs. Rock Rock vs. HHH Stratton vs. Choo Tiffany: "Hulk Hogan? Disgusting, I mean who wears that much yellow? And telling people to say their prayers? People don't need to be reminded to pray to me. Randy Savage? Ew how he was slinging stuff like Slim Jims. And the wearing of neon? What kind of freak wears that much neon? Did Steve Austin not have any better clothes to wear? And the chugging of beer? Have some respect for yourself. Bret Hart's hair was a disaster, the guy probably caused an oil slick when he went into water. And giving away glasses to kids. Those kids probably threw them away. The Rock? Did you not see his pineapple hairdo? I would never have a hairdo like that. And he wore a tracksuit for awhile. I would never wear a tracksuit. Triple H is okay, he's from Greenwich and married Stephanie McMahon. He's the only one worthy to be in the same conversation as me. Toodles."  |
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 23, 2022 7:33:33 GMT -5
Hogan vs. Savage Austin vs. Hart Austin vs. Rock Rock vs. HHH Stratton vs. Choo Tiffany: "Hulk Hogan? Disgusting, I mean who wears that much yellow? And telling people to say their prayers? People don't need to be reminded to pray to me. Randy Savage? Ew how he was slinging stuff like Slim Jims. And the wearing of neon? What kind of freak wears that much neon? Did Steve Austin not have any better clothes to wear? And the chugging of beer? Have some respect for yourself. Bret Hart's hair was a disaster, the guy probably caused an oil slick when he went into water. And giving away glasses to kids. Those kids probably threw them away. The Rock? Did you not see his pineapple hairdo? I would never have a hairdo like that. And he wore a tracksuit for awhile. I would never wear a tracksuit. Triple H is okay, he's from Greenwich and married Stephanie McMahon. He's the only one worthy to be in the same conversation as me. Toodles." I can actually see Stratton not wanting to get on one of her bosses' bad side, even if "having sex with a corpse in a Kane mask" was obvious. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2022 7:34:59 GMT -5
If you aren't hyped after watching that, I have to wonder if you even like professional wrestling.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Aug 23, 2022 7:44:54 GMT -5
[twitter url=' If you aren't hyped after watching that, I have to wonder if you even like professional wrestling. I can’t believe WWE has Johnny Gargano return and that Edge/Priest banger, and both are immediately going to be overshadowed just one night later. Life is good for WWE fans! |
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Post by Legion on Aug 23, 2022 8:11:14 GMT -5
So, Tian Sha was apparently HHHunter's baby.
The lights go out, time for Tiffany to face a true nightmare.
Mei Ying returns!
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Aug 23, 2022 8:46:13 GMT -5
So, Tian Sha was apparently HHHunter's baby. The lights go out, time for Tiffany to face a true nightmare. Mei Ying returns! Omg, I cannot wait until Boa returns!!!!!!! |
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Post by Legion on Aug 23, 2022 8:50:23 GMT -5
I'd genuinely love to see them try and do mystic, spooky stuff again and Tiffany just no sales it like it's high school geeks in dress up
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2022 9:16:43 GMT -5
I'd genuinely love to see them try and do mystic, spooky stuff again and Tiffany just no sales it like it's high school geeks in dress up I'm telling ya, we're going to get a Tiffany Stratton/Mei Ying odd couple tag team and it's going to be amazing. |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 23, 2022 9:20:06 GMT -5
I'd genuinely love to see them try and do mystic, spooky stuff again and Tiffany just no sales it like it's high school geeks in dress up I'm telling ya, we're going to get a Tiffany Stratton/Mei Ying odd couple tag team and it's going to be amazing. Tiffany: "OMG, Mei, you can't attack everybody that offers to show us shoes and handbags. And we're going to a spa next, it will help clear out your pores." Mei: "Thousands of years alive, and I never wished for death till this moment." |
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Post by jhbboy198917 on Aug 23, 2022 10:48:59 GMT -5
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Aug 23, 2022 10:54:46 GMT -5
Well, this is gonna put somebody in their place for a bit. Has Wagner hit his ceiling already and is now just a midcard monster for rising babyfaces to beat? Or does Bate get hurt as a potential threat for Breakker in the probable Champion v Champion match? |
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Post by jhbboy198917 on Aug 23, 2022 11:17:38 GMT -5
Well, this is gonna put somebody in their place for a bit. Has Wagner hit his ceiling already and is now just a midcard monster for rising babyfaces to beat? Or does Bate get hurt as a potential threat for Breakker in the probable Champion v Champion match? The first part I believe it would be dumb to have Bate lose tonight |
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Post by Chiral on Aug 23, 2022 12:51:45 GMT -5
"So Johnny, now that you're back, wanna get some ring rust off with an extended run on NXT before your Raw stuff really starts?"
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