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Post by chrom on Aug 23, 2022 20:50:23 GMT -5
And at the angle he did, it looked like his hands were on the S and W, which were upside down from his angle to look like a M.
MS.
Did you know what this means?
It means, that the real shooter is none other than Mr. Snrub
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 23, 2022 21:00:36 GMT -5
And at the angle he did, it looked like his hands were on the S and W, which were upside down from his angle to look like a M. MS. Did you know what this means? It means, that the real shooter is none other than Mr. Snrub Mind blown |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 23, 2022 21:04:38 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 23, 2022 21:33:21 GMT -5
Yeah but if the shooter was anyone other than Maggie you would have to ignore all of that Simpson D.N.A evidence, and that would be down right nutty.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Aug 23, 2022 21:34:38 GMT -5
He fell in the shape of a K.
It was Mr. Kraggle Simpson.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 23, 2022 21:38:33 GMT -5
Ya'll are sheep. M S stands for myself. Mr Burns shot himself.
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Post by tirtefaa on Aug 23, 2022 22:44:25 GMT -5
I always found it funny that there was one person named Gary Chase who actually solved the mystery, however didn't enter the contest to win. He instead posted his theory on a news board using a Harvard University account, along with all the clues implicating Maggie, right down to them struggling for the candy before the second episode showed this being the case. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Garys clues}From: nh…@gauss.med.harvard.edu(Gary Chase 732-5133)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: The Maggie Theory: A summary
Date: 2 Jun 1995 18:51:13 GMT
Message-ID: <3qnmj1$k…@netope.harvard.edu>
While nothing is certain, it seems that Maggie has become the
“prime suspect” of many of the posters to ATS. The following
is a summary of clues/evidence/stuff….
- Burns speaks to the “attacker” as if he is talking to a
child or animal.
- Maggie was left alone in the car with the door open and
not buckled into her car seat.
- She was last seen in the car holding a large sucker. Burns
had earlier discussed wanting to steal candy from a baby.
- All of Burns comments to his “attacker” are consistant with the
Maggie theory. Specifically: He struggles with that person over
some object, most likely the sucker. Only a baby (or a dog) would
allow a “struggle” since any other person would quickly over-power
the notoriously weak Burns. The attacker is someone Burns knows; he
knows Maggie. The attacker doesn’t speak; Maggie never speaks.
Burns says, “Get your HANDS off me” thus eliminating the Santas
Little Helper theory.
- Burns wound only went through his shirt not his jacket, suggesting
he was leaning forward, with his Jacket open, when shot.
- Only Maggie (and an unidentified black male in the back:Carl maybe?)
doesn’t avert her eyes when Burns says “Who will stand up to me?”
- Maggie fits the MS or WS sundial “clue”.
Thats about it. Please add other clues that I have missed. The only problem was, that once the Simpsons people tried to find this Gary Chase, they couldn't find him, and no one ever did. So either Gary was a very very clever observer, or one of the writers leaked the information under an alias. So there's the real mystery. |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 24, 2022 5:05:36 GMT -5
burns hired a hitman to do it in an insurance scam, but it was gil gunderson and he botched it so mr mcmahon burns refused to pay him, it's why gil is shown more after this, he's sticking around until he gets paid.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 24, 2022 10:05:21 GMT -5
burns hired a hitman to do it in an insurance scam, but it was gil gunderson and he botched it so mr mcmahon burns refused to pay him, it's why gil is shown more after this, he's sticking around until he gets paid. And then Gil got fed up and added another L to his name. Then he started working out and painting his body red and blue. Talking about “harmony” or whatever. |
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Aug 24, 2022 10:15:28 GMT -5
"It was actually Marge Simpson!"
Even though we clearly see Marge is nowhere near Burns when the gunshot rings out, and therefore she's the one character who couldn't have done it.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Aug 24, 2022 10:29:48 GMT -5
 The Culprit escaping the crime scene. |
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Post by karl100589 on Aug 24, 2022 11:07:14 GMT -5
"It was actually Marge Simpson!" Even though we clearly see Marge is nowhere near Burns when the gunshot rings out, and therefore she's the one character who couldn't have done it.
Jimbo too given his reaction.
If it wasn't for that scene Marge would've been a fantastic candidate for the shooter. She had emotional connections to all of the family and understood their grievances with Burns, she knew him from her time working in the Power Plant and would've held her own grudge given his infatuation with her, fit the MS clue and mentioned in the second episode how she took Simpson DNA when she married (plus note how she conveniently changed subject when discussion of such came up)
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 24, 2022 11:07:52 GMT -5
burns hired a hitman to do it in an insurance scam, but it was gil gunderson and he botched it so mr mcmahon burns refused to pay him, it's why gil is shown more after this, he's sticking around until he gets paid. And then Gil got fed up and added another L to his name. Then he started working out and painting his body red and blue. Talking about “harmony” or whatever. he was also Mr. America? just how many jobs has he had? |
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Post by karl100589 on Aug 24, 2022 11:11:17 GMT -5
The Culprit escaping the crime scene.
That's not Michael. Michael used an all red helmet in his later career. I'm tempted to say it's test driver Luciano Burti given the helmet design.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Aug 24, 2022 11:29:10 GMT -5
/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/68817614/97323132.0.jpg) Da REAL Shooter! |
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 24, 2022 12:06:37 GMT -5
And then Gil got fed up and added another L to his name. Then he started working out and painting his body red and blue. Talking about “harmony” or whatever. he was also Mr. America? just how many jobs has he had? No, he wasn’t Mr. America . He grew a full head of long blonde hair. |
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 24, 2022 12:36:46 GMT -5
Ya'll are sheep. M S stands for myself. Mr Burns shot himself. Well, Mr. Snrub comes from Someplace Far Away, so I guess it checks out. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 24, 2022 12:42:18 GMT -5
Why are we ignoring the most obvious shooter?  |
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Aug 24, 2022 13:06:06 GMT -5
And at the angle he did, it looked like his hands were on the S and W, which were upside down from his angle to look like a M. MS. Did you know what this means? It means, that the real shooter is none other than Mr. Snrub Perfect excuse to post this |
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 24, 2022 14:53:59 GMT -5
Why are we ignoring the most obvious shooter? Can't be him because at the time he was still on the run from Mr. Larson (The REAL hero of Happy Gilmore IMO.) |
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