Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 5, 2022 8:38:37 GMT -5
This is the most upset I've seen anyone be that Google Stadia got cancelled! when somebody puts sriracha sauce in your anus bleach
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Oct 5, 2022 8:41:24 GMT -5
This is the most upset I've seen anyone be that Google Stadia got cancelled! when somebody puts sriracha sauce in your anus bleach I'd be mad too! What a huge waste of sriracha during a massive supply crisis. Bottles are going for over $15 each on Amazon right now, don't be wasteful with it.
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Post by 06vwgti on Oct 5, 2022 9:24:47 GMT -5
For some reason when I do watch SmackDown, I always catch the women's match the usos and Roman, Sheamus's team and somehow miss anything Kross is doing lol
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Oct 5, 2022 9:38:54 GMT -5
Yeah, this act is so lame to me. It's so goofy but it's actually taken seriously. It's like if heel Shotzi had everything that made her fun as a face. Like, she had the tank but it was treated like it was a real tank that could blow people up. I hate Karrion's and Scarlett's facial expressions, too. It's just so lame. Oh man, this entrance is too funny without sound.
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Oct 5, 2022 10:04:14 GMT -5
There's a Macho-Sherri vibe that's goofy on the one hand and totally boo-able on the other. The problems are that a) it's obviously been done before but better the first time and b)it lacks the virtuous babyface foil capable of taking them down and tearing them apart. In a heel-heavy universe like WWE, they're likely to be lost in the shuffle - especially if Bray returns and joins Smackdown. They are like a Bizarro World Macho Man and Sherry where Macho Man was never born and Sherry was working with like a Terry Taylor/ Z-Man or some other rando lowcard looking talent someone in management was briefly high on.
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
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Post by Dub H on Oct 5, 2022 10:09:28 GMT -5
Yeah, this act is so lame to me. It's so goofy but it's actually taken seriously. It's like if heel Shotzi had everything that made her fun as a face. Like, she had the tank but it was treated like it was a real tank that could blow people up. I hate Karrion's and Scarlett's facial expressions, too. It's just so lame. As someone that doesnt watch WWE, I would have guessed this is a bad horror movie parody I legit assumed the second gif was a badly edited titantron
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 5, 2022 17:50:56 GMT -5
As someone that doesnt watch WWE, I would have guessed this is a bad horror movie parody I legit assumed the second gif was a badly edited titantron Scarlett is like one of those bendy arm tube men that help sell used cars
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 5, 2022 18:02:30 GMT -5
Scarlett is like one of those bendy arm tube men that help sell used cars
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Oct 5, 2022 18:08:36 GMT -5
I wish they were still supernatural doomsdayer apocalyptic occultists like at the very start of their NXT run. I want spooky character work or at least well-spoken well dressed psychopath over angry judo guy.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2022 18:16:54 GMT -5
What we got around here is a buncha hatas. I could not care less about whether he wins or loses but I love the creativity and uniqueness of just the whole act and Kross is so well spoken it just works atleast for me.
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Post by GodzillaIsMyMonster on Oct 5, 2022 19:44:52 GMT -5
Yeah I really don't understand the hate. He's got a cool look, cool moveset, cool entrance. He cuts good promos. And Scarlett makes volcanos look cold.
Like... why is he so disliked on here?
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Oct 5, 2022 19:51:21 GMT -5
When the vape juice squirts in yr mouth and you get a hot sippy
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2022 9:02:16 GMT -5
Yeah I really don't understand the hate. He's got a cool look, cool moveset, cool entrance. He cuts good promos. And Scarlett makes volcanos look cold. Like... why is he so disliked on here? A lot of it is due to his association with Drake Wuertz's loser ass. As a performer, people think his facial expressions are too goofy and that he's boring in the ring. Personally, even though I think HHH made a huge mistake putting the NXT Title on him so quickly and having him hold it so long, I don't dislike him.
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Post by kingoftheindies on Oct 6, 2022 19:16:56 GMT -5
Yeah I really don't understand the hate. He's got a cool look, cool moveset, cool entrance. He cuts good promos. And Scarlett makes volcanos look cold. Like... why is he so disliked on here? A lot of it is due to his association with Drake Wuertz's loser ass. As a performer, people think his facial expressions are too goofy and that he's boring in the ring. Personally, even though I think HHH made a huge mistake putting the NXT Title on him so quickly and having him hold it so long, I don't dislike him. The facial expressions have and will always be an issue. They don't stand out as much since he grew out his hair, but man when he was shaved head it was hard not to laugh at him. The other issue for me, again, is he just isn't great as a main attraction. As someone's backup? He's fine. Meaning IC/US title. But he just isn't a main event player to me... and for whatever reason the crowds just don't care about him.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Oct 6, 2022 20:50:34 GMT -5
One good thing tho? This current look is probably the best that Kross has had in years, maybe the best he's ever had even. Dude looked like the Supersize Me guy before and it was genuinely distracting to me. Like do you know what it's like to think of Morgan Spurlock?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 6, 2022 21:07:16 GMT -5
They're really mad that the McDonald's ice cream machine is broken... again.
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Post by sportatorium on Oct 7, 2022 23:08:20 GMT -5
Kross kinda looks like a giant biker MJF.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Oct 7, 2022 23:54:35 GMT -5
Oh man, this entrance is too funny without sound. In fairness it's actually pretty funny with sound too. Scarlett being the absolute worst lip-syncer ever seals the deal. Like...the lady was WORDS behind the song sometimes, not just syllables. It was amazing, and really cemented their 'try-hard dorks' schtick
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Oct 8, 2022 0:08:33 GMT -5
A lot of it is due to his association with Drake Wuertz's loser ass. As a performer, people think his facial expressions are too goofy and that he's boring in the ring. Personally, even though I think HHH made a huge mistake putting the NXT Title on him so quickly and having him hold it so long, I don't dislike him. The facial expressions have and will always be an issue. They don't stand out as much since he grew out his hair, but man when he was shaved head it was hard not to laugh at him. The other issue for me, again, is he just isn't great as a main attraction. As someone's backup? He's fine. Meaning IC/US title. But he just isn't a main event player to me... and for whatever reason the crowds just don't care about him. He comes off as very try hard and his "gimmick and character work" that I've seen people talk about on this board for years and his like 20 pages worth of backstory and lore on his website... but like in actuality on screen in the ring or even just on TV comes off as non-existant... so even if you did read the backstory (And you shouldn't have to read 20 pages worth of bullshit to get someone) you'd probably be wondering why you even bothered. . Which means f*** all cause again nothing comes across on screen. In NXT where everyone got over dude was handed the world on a platter and the crowd did not give a single shit about him, they would go dead when he appeared and in multiman matches where they were redhot for everything would f***ing DIE the moment he got in the ring.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Oct 8, 2022 20:23:16 GMT -5
Crowd was so dead silent during his match tonight that even with them piping in boos the commentators still acknowledged it.
Why is Triple H so in love with this goof?
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