mattyy
Unicron
holy moly its the big homie
Posts: 3,163
|
Post by mattyy on Nov 10, 2022 12:09:27 GMT -5
We can't let this thread die until it hits page 654. what did i do to deserve some empty headed dumbf***s on fan letting the greatest thread in the history of our sport die?? what did i do?  [eats muffin] |
|
|
|
Post by MrElijah on Nov 10, 2022 12:26:52 GMT -5
Wait...FAN is a cult now? Dammit, let me get my robes on. Why else do you think that there's a no religion rule on the board? Wait, a cult?! I thought this was a front for COBRA? |
|
pinja
Unicron
Posts: 3,159
|
Post by pinja on Nov 10, 2022 12:40:05 GMT -5
Look im NOT saying that it's right to start a cult where we eat Kenny's flesh. ALL I'm saying is that his stamina and atheleticism is supernatural and it might be the way we can attain its power All I'm saying is this: Come along. You belong. Feel the fizz of Coo-Coo Cola. Pensacola Phil can predict the weather: It is going to rain lemonade on the Elite's parade. |
|
pinja
Unicron
Posts: 3,159
|
Post by pinja on Nov 10, 2022 12:42:17 GMT -5
Why else do you think that there's a no religion rule on the board? Wait, a cult?! I thought this was a front for COBRA? Yes. For Kenny "COBRA" Cobretti. |
|
|
|
Post by Big DSR Energy on Nov 10, 2022 12:48:12 GMT -5
Look im NOT saying that it's right to start a cult where we eat Kenny's flesh. ALL I'm saying is that his stamina and atheleticism is supernatural and it might be the way we can attain its power I should want to cook him a simple meal...but I shouldn’t want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key. |
|
|
|
Post by Big DSR Energy on Nov 10, 2022 12:52:39 GMT -5
Look im NOT saying that it's right to start a cult where we eat Kenny's flesh. ALL I'm saying is that his stamina and atheleticism is supernatural and it might be the way we can attain its power All I'm saying is this: Come along. You belong. Feel the fizz of Coo-Coo Cola. I watched that episode one time as a child, ONE TIME, and that damn song has never left my brain since. |
|
|
|
Post by Milkman Norm on Nov 10, 2022 12:56:05 GMT -5
I've missed every single 54th page. I'm making this one dagnammit!
|
|
Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
Posts: 12,649 
|
Post by Kalmia on Nov 10, 2022 14:48:15 GMT -5
We're eating Kenny now? I'm get the maple syrup ready.
|
|
|
|
Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 10, 2022 16:03:02 GMT -5
Wait, a cult?! I thought this was a front for COBRA? Yes. For Kenny "COBRA" Cobretti. The Elite’s new theme: |
|
pinja
Unicron
Posts: 3,159
|
Post by pinja on Nov 10, 2022 16:14:36 GMT -5
Yes. For Kenny "COBRA" Cobretti. The Elite’s new theme: What an unpleasant memory of an unpleasant movie. If the FAN cult is a bunch of middle class dudes awkwardly standing in a warehouse, drumming on steel barrels, I might lose my temper. |
|
|
|
Post by government mule on Nov 10, 2022 16:49:52 GMT -5
Bill Bhatti is a guy who got shitcanned from Sportskeeda like five years ago for being a lying bigot, making insane newz claims and also saying unbelievably vile shit like that women's wrestling is only there for men to "look at". He gets the Brad Shepard comparisons because Dirty Sheets is actually a podcast he runs with Shepard wherein they make up unbelievable garbage and say bigot things because they're respectively Bill Bhatti and Brad Shepard. Shepard gets a lot more play because of his outrageous and easily dunkable twitter presence, while Bhatti is more of a podcast dick you can miss out on entirely if you don't waste your time listening to actual garbage. Bhatti also got confronted by SRS at a convention for being a POS, tried to claim that SRS tried to attack him in front of his kid, only for the video to come out and it was all a lie... for those that don't know the story Bhatti said some vile stuff about a couple girls SRS is friends with. Bhatti dared him to do something at a convention they'd be at. SRS walked right up to Bhatti, Bhatti said he'd knock him out and SRS dared him to. Then security escorted Bhatti away and he was acting like he had punked out SRS. I f***ing love how people who spend their entire career reporting on carny fake fighting become the very people they spend their whole life reporting on, the f***ing marks. Amazing. Did they get their own entrance themes when they walked into the convention? |
|
Zone Was Wrong
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Currently living off the high that AEW brings every Wednesday and Friday
Posts: 17,775
|
Post by Zone Was Wrong on Nov 10, 2022 17:10:37 GMT -5
Great. Steel's cannibalistic tendencies have crept into FAN and infected us with urges to dine on man flesh.
|
|
Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
Posts: 48,526
|
Post by Dub H on Nov 10, 2022 17:16:13 GMT -5
Great. Steel's cannibalistic tendencies have crept into FAN and infected us with urges to dine on man flesh. |
|
|
|
Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 10, 2022 17:16:36 GMT -5
What an unpleasant memory of an unpleasant movie. If the FAN cult is a bunch of middle class dudes awkwardly standing in a warehouse, drumming on steel barrels, I might lose my temper. Not with me, that's one of my favorite cult Stallone movies. It's so muscular and raw, pure 80s camp. |
|
Gawk Rivers
Ozymandius
MAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS!
GIIIGIIIGIIIGIIIGIGI
Posts: 61,446
Member is Online
|
Post by Gawk Rivers on Nov 10, 2022 17:22:27 GMT -5
Give yr meat a good ol rub, nice and hot
|
|
|
|
Post by markymark on Nov 10, 2022 19:21:45 GMT -5
|
|
mattyy
Unicron
holy moly its the big homie
Posts: 3,163
|
Post by mattyy on Nov 10, 2022 19:35:20 GMT -5
can't wait to see all the shots he takes. |
|
|
|
Post by wildojinx on Nov 10, 2022 19:52:51 GMT -5
Why else do you think that there's a no religion rule on the board? Wait, a cult?! I thought this was a front for COBRA? It's actually a front for VENOM. Miles Mayhem is the real mod in charge. |
|
XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 19,013
|
Post by XIII on Nov 10, 2022 19:55:38 GMT -5
Wait, a cult?! I thought this was a front for COBRA? Yes. For Kenny "COBRA" Cobretti.  |
|
FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
Posts: 16,553
|
Post by FinalGwen on Nov 10, 2022 20:05:16 GMT -5
Look im NOT saying that it's right to start a cult where we eat Kenny's flesh. ALL I'm saying is that his stamina and atheleticism is supernatural and it might be the way we can attain its power Well, I've heard people* have been calling Ace Steel the 'best bite machine'. {Spoiler}* By people I mean me, in this post, right here. I can only assume nobody else has ever said it. |
|
