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Post by jhbboy198917 on Sept 7, 2022 14:36:46 GMT -5
Bro how is it that every time Punk tries to do something mildly athletic, his body does the Windows XP shut down noise?  |
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Sept 7, 2022 14:37:00 GMT -5
Called him a bitch. Told him his wife and kids left. Grabbed him by the face and called him a goddamn loser. Put his face through the mat and pinned him clean.
Megah has thoroughly owned and dominated CM Punk. I’m talking ass to mouth style. Just stretched his asshole.
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Sept 7, 2022 14:37:12 GMT -5
Bro how is it that every time Punk tries to do something mildly athletic, his body does the Windows XP shut down noise? Stop it right now it's stuck in my head now LMAO |
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Sept 7, 2022 14:37:13 GMT -5
montage of myself going through high school, college, all sorts of life lessons, hardships, joy, fear, pain then finally graduating with a tear in my eye surrounded by friends, family and peers as Enya music fills the air then cutting to me walking into a sports locker room at the Payday Loans Arena as a chair and a tiny man fly past my face
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Mecca
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Post by Mecca on Sept 7, 2022 14:37:47 GMT -5
And he has no taste when he's posting on twitter about live shows he literally will say everything is great even if it sucked dog asshole. The fact that this of all things is something that SRS catches grief for on here is so weird to me. How dare he like segments that we didn't. If you like EVERY SINGLE THING then you don't really have an opinion, you are placating because you are afraid you might annoy someone in a company. There is no way he liked all that stuff he said he did, it's not possible. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Sept 7, 2022 14:38:04 GMT -5
I've posted this like 265 times already so sorry if you're tired of it but all thats ringing in my mind is "He FOLDED. He curled up into a little BALL to DIE and he FOLDED." "And that's because CM Punk: Fragile ego, fragile body. Weak mind. Weak spirit." I'd legit send Mox out to cut the EXACT SAME PROMO tonight. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 14:38:11 GMT -5
It's the deep dish pizza. I've hit the age where milk and cheese can affect... things. But all that cheese on a deep dish? That'll make me do things I shouldn't, even if it's a Sbarro. And I don't think that Jordan is delusional. He's a competitive psycho that wants to destroy everybody he competes against, but he's the GOAT. He's a lot of things, I don't think delusional is one of them. All I know is the first Space Jam. Basketball is big here, but it just doesn't hit me. During repairs in my home, workers ask me what the current score in basketball and I just froze, somewhat. All I know is a cheese-heavy deep dish is heaven. |
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Post by khali on Sept 7, 2022 14:38:32 GMT -5
Meltzer's Meltzer. He's really pedantic and gives single-digit twitter accounts too much attention, but he at least practically originated his job. I think his sources on women can be rather dubious, something SRS likely beats him in, but he's still overall probably the most credible in that he's the one most sources would be most likely to go to, knowing he'd keep it quiet. SRS playing the heel all the time on twitter can be sometimes funny, but usually annoying. Honestly, not like I'd ever hang out with any of them, but Alvarez seems like the one who'd be easiest to get along with. Denise Salcedo also seems fine. Alvarez is probably a dude you could hang out, watch some wrestling with, shoot some beers, and have a fine time. He's decently sensible and funny, and seems like a well adjusted enough person. It'd be fine. He'd probably have some weird road stories to share and you'd enjoy it. If I hung out with Meltzer, I feel like I'd start trying to f*** with him by sarcastically assuming some deranged conspiracy theory and spend the whole night banging away at it just to f*** with him. He's got that vibe of 'needs to be headgamed for kicks'. I had thought that way about Dave until Bryan told a story of how his annoying friend Brent kept annoying him at his wedding with wrestling topics. Finally Dave saw him coming and said “oh god, it’s Brent.” |
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Post by Mecca on Sept 7, 2022 14:38:51 GMT -5
montage of myself going through high school, college, all sorts of life lessons, hardships, joy, fear, pain then finally graduating with a tear in my eye surrounded by friends, family and peers as Enya music fills the air then cutting to me walking into a sports locker room at the Payday Loans Arena as a chair and a tiny man fly past my face I thought you said enema music and was all like...what's that? |
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Post by Legion on Sept 7, 2022 14:38:53 GMT -5
More like Megha thee Stallion amirite Oh does she have a WAP? Nah, she has WAM....uffins |
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Post by Burst on Sept 7, 2022 14:38:55 GMT -5
montage of myself going through high school, college, all sorts of life lessons, hardships, joy, fear, pain then finally graduating with a tear in my eye surrounded by friends, family and peers as Enya music fills the air then cutting to me walking into a sports locker room at the Payday Loans Arena as a chair and a tiny man fly past my face This is far more accurate to my own life experiences going through medicine than I'd like to admit, just substitute 'sports locker room' with maternity ward and I'll be over here shuddering. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 7, 2022 14:39:12 GMT -5
Bro how is it that every time Punk tries to do something mildly athletic, his body does the Windows XP shut down noise? cause he's in his 40's and spent most of his teens and 20s massively abusing his body. |
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Post by Killah Ray on Sept 7, 2022 14:39:23 GMT -5
More like Megha thee Stallion amirite Oh does she have a WAP?  Hold up, TBD... |
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 7, 2022 14:39:54 GMT -5
Leaked security cam footage of the AEW Management Intimidation Squad approaching CM Punk's locker room Further security camera footage obtained from within CM Punk's locker room:  That's what they say it looked like, it was more like this  |
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Sept 7, 2022 14:40:10 GMT -5
Someone else asked earlier but I still want to know what Tomohiro Ishii was doing while all this went down.
Being grinded on at the club? Eating outside a 24-hour tacqueria? Did he sense a disturbance in the force when Ace unhinged his jaw?
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Post by ace on Sept 7, 2022 14:40:38 GMT -5
I feel like they’re going to just put the belt on shitty Jericho and carry on with their MJF #1 contender plans.
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Post by Mecca on Sept 7, 2022 14:40:50 GMT -5
Someone else asked earlier but I still want to know what Tomohiro Ishii was doing while all this went down. Being grinded on at the club? Eating outside a 24-hour tacqueria? Did he sense a disturbance in the force when Ace unhinged his jaw? He was looking for the big mechanical dick to ride. |
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Post by Chiral on Sept 7, 2022 14:40:50 GMT -5
Is PWTs gonna bring back that CM PUNK SUCKS shirt
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Post by Fade on Sept 7, 2022 14:41:02 GMT -5
Hold up, TBD...  |
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Post by markymark on Sept 7, 2022 14:41:04 GMT -5
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